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Published: 2009-10-04 18:18:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 8112; Favourites: 101; Downloads: 32
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That's right. In Pokemon, God can be weilded by a thirteen year old.And not even Cynthia's atheism can stop th super-mega-awesome-destructo-move-of-death.
(As you can pobably tell, I can think of six billion and two jokes that have to do with Arceus's god like status)
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Nah, then you'd offend all the true believers in Arceism.
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Hey, while we're at it, let's offend all the believers in Palkism or Dialgism!
Fun fact: I'm working on a fanfic where Palkia invites Dawn, Lucas, and Barry to have a cup of tea and a bun. Hilarity ensues.
That'll offend the Palkists!
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lol good luck with that!
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Thanks!
Oh, the potential...
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I just assume everything from the point of throwing the Master Ball onwards is a good dream from the endless coma Arceus put you in after reducing the Master Ball to its constituent subatomic particles.
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Or maybe it just has you capture an avatar.
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Greetings, I am thy god, Arceus...
*Masterball*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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me- YUSH I DID IT MOM I DID IT I COUGHT GOD
my mom- WAT!???
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Oops, didn't mean to cut off, In a Pokeball.... HOW AM I TO FACE CHURCH TOMORROW?! WHY! *snaps off the game*
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That is a good question. For my personal advice, convince them you're the new messiah since you caught God, and then do whatever you want in the name of religious progression
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Yep. 
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I kinda thought the same thing when I replayed my game and caught Arceus. *thinks* Okay, in the game I'm what, ten? In real life, 13, and in the game, I just caught God.
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Oh gosh, EVERY time I look at this thing I simply CRACK THE FLYING FLARP UP! JUST. TOO. HILARIOUS!!! XD XD XD
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You're more than welcome!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDDDDDD SO FUNNY Cynthia
Love it btw
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I've got an entire story for God jokes. As for just plain Pokemon... check out Analysis of Pokemon.
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Or if you are Kefka Eustace Palazzo from Final Fantasy VI!
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Ash: I'll save you! Go Anime Deus Ex Machina A.K.A Action Replay Gameshark Mode: Missingno.!
Arceus: ...oh shit! (gets hacked and corrupted)
Ash: Even God can be corrupted... if he is a FUCKING POKEMON!!!
Cynthia: MY HERO!!! (glomps Ash, proceeds to sexy time)
Ash's New Hydreigon... in Platinum: ...well he~llo Ms. Garchomp!
Garchomp: ...who the HELL are you supposed to be?!
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u mind doing more comics like this i find it hilarious that god can be wielded by a twelve year old lol
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Thanks! I'm working on another comic now actually, a paraody of the Ruby/Sapphire series.
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I woke up my baby sister laughing at this.
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Sorry for your sister then!
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Lol, she fell back asleep after giving me the dirtiest look I've ever seen a baby pull.
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this would be in my favorites if it was Dawn/hikari having arceus instead of lucas
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I am a huge Dawn Fan is why
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Hahaha... Poor Cynthia! That's awesome XD I'd rather use Giratina, though
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Yep. Because in Pokemon, catching God is easy.
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And everyone can have his own god.
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it would be funny if he caught it in a pokeball.
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