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Published: 2008-09-23 01:10:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 4300; Favourites: 75; Downloads: 52
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All the best practical jokes involve the airport.When I was flying back from Edmonton, the person x-raying the over-sized/fragile checked luggage wanted to know what was in the little containers in my bag.
Shampoo I 'liberated' from the hotel.
That's all she asked me about, the shampoo....
There were five freakin' knives in there and she wanted to know about my haircare products.
Awesome.
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I'm confused as to why you had knives.
In any case, security is backwards. It was tighter in Disneyland than it was in the airport, for Pete's sake.
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I found a knife block shaped like a person. I took the holey-man-block as a carry-on but checked the knives.
Lots of people smuggling drugs into Disneyland I guess.
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Oh, that is absolutely awesome.
I think they're paranoid about terrorist attacks, and things.
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Yeah, they banned fruitcake in airports. Cuz they were so thick, people would hide knives and guns in there, and the scanners couldnt sense it.
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That's messed up. Who goes to all the trouble of hiding a weapon in a fruitcake? Fruitcakes are already weapons in their own right.
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ummm...is there a snake wrapped around Damien's leg? and 5 knives? 5 ******** knives and they asked about SHAMPOO??? just goes to show you, someone could put a gun in there and a little bottle of Germ-x in there and they'd probably go "why do you need bacteria killer? we have plenty of that stuff on-board. you're clear" **toss** gotta love airports eh? i am SO gonna try that tho and see what happens 
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Same when I was coming back from Japan. They asked about the soda in there when I had a lighter next to it. *sigh* at least I got my lighter home.
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Decompressed soda is a deadly thing..... Yeah I got nothing. That's just weird, really inspires confidence in security, yes?
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Whats worse is the line for security was one line, with only one person checking it. It was small.
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Oh man that's hilarious.
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Did I mention it had no x-ray machine ether. . I felt so safe on that 14 hour flight. *clings to the seat*
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Ah jeez, at least the plane had wings. LMAO
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I'm glad my misery amuses you...
I'm kidding.
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I bought a knife block, the knives had to go in the checked bags, the block went with my carry-ons however.
This is the knife block, it's awesome - [link]
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XD. So true. So, so true. Thanks for the laugh--normally air travel frustrates me to no end.
Cheers,
Bella
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Try not to keep it in mind right when you go through security, random smiling during cavity checks tends to spook them.
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Stupid airports make me smile (:
That made my day.
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lmao! You have to be kidding me! Was there actually five knives in there?
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Yup, it's my checked luggage but still I figured they'd at least say something like 'I see you have knives in here, okay then'.
Instead they wanted to know about the little bottles that they must millions of in people bags everyday.
The knives were from this knife block (mine's black of course) - [link]
The man part flew in my carry-on. No way I'm letting them lose that part.
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That's like...when I went to Australia ages ago and the security people confiscated plastic scissors (with plastic blades!) from my baby brother.
And then they had metal cutlery on the actual flight 
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Wow, that's just sad.
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A necessary evil alas.
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XDDDD
Thanks! You've made me laugh first thing in the morning!
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That they are, at least they provide a lot of comedic material.
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