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Published: 2011-10-17 21:01:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 642; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 16
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Apparently, someone let Flandre out of the basement again. And she wants to "play".Scariest thing I've ever drawn, by far.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
I don't have cookies in my pocket!!!!
ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's no use running.
That's right! Muahahahahaha!!
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So creepy. So amazing. So epic xD I love the crazyness of it all.
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lol (does not know who Flandre is so I feel strangely out of the loop... >> <<) but it's nicely drawn...? (she adds lamely... in a failed attempt at conversation...) lol I'm kidding, it is very nicely drawn, I like it.
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Play Touhou. You'll never beat her. Or even get to her. XD I'm having trouble with that.
And thank you. :3
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lol I'm sure you'll get to her eventually. lol
you sir are welcome. ^^
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I can't even get to her sister, lol.
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Yes. Her sister is the final boss, and Flandre is in the extra stage. In order to get to her sister, I've got to go through it on normal without using a continue.
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It's good that you lived long enough to admire her. XD
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She's beautiful though...I love her!
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Alright, but be sure to tell her that BEFORE she kills you. That will be important.
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True, that...I somehow don't think running from her will help. xD
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It really won't help. XP
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Wario, distract her!!
Wah hahahaha! O_O WAAAA- *slaughtered*
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Muwahahaha!
This looks like a job for SAXTON HAAAAAAAAALE and his trusty side kick...
Crap. Looks like it's just me, you, and my incredible 100% Australian muscularity.
Bring it on!
*cue dramatic music*
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*thinks of Pokemon music when "dramatic music" was said*
*brings out Lævateinn*
Your metal toys are no match for me!
We'll see!
Fine. I'll beat you to death with my bare hands!
Taboo "LΓ€vatein"
*dies*
Me: NOO!! Saxton!
Chuck Norris! You must lend us your strength and calm your pet down before she- *insert screaming bloody murder and bits and pieces of burning flesh flying through the air*
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You Monster! Now, you shall pay the price! Mega Team of Super Awesome, ASSEMBLE!
It's showtime!
For Wario!
Who, me?
RAAGH!
...
I...feel...g...o...o...d...
Alright, I'm here. What did I miss?
Uh...looks like I'm going to have to break a sweat...
Looks like you're going to need some help.
I hope you brought back up.
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*is dead therefore cannot reply*
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Oops, let me fix that for you.
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Wow, thanks, Chuck. :3
*slaughters Waluigi, Gigyas, and the Little Sister*
*kills Snake, Mewtwo, and Nostalgia Critic*
Falcon... PAUNCH *hits Flandre*
*not really affected* Taboo: "Four of a Kind" *kills Captain Falcon*
*roundhouse-kicks Remilia*
*is knocked out*
Well, well, looks like it's just you and me, Chuckie!
Bring it on!
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Me: Oh, this is gonna be good.
It's over for you!
*takes out LΓ€vatein*
I don't think so.
*smashes the weapon into a thousand pieces with a single punch*
WHAT!?
No little toys for you. Were going to fight this fair and square.
Like that's going to happen. Sakuya!
Yes, Mi Lady?
I'm going to need some help here.
Of course I'll help.
*takes out knives*
Any last words, Chuck?
Actually, I have four: I AM FULLY CHARGED!
*Deploys ubercharge on himself, however Chuck doesn't change color due to his already invulnerable nature*
WHAT!?
Now, do you two have any last words?
...
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Yeah, you're ubercharge is almost out. *holds out open hand*
What are you doing?
No, she isn't gonna-... is she?
*ubercharge fades out*
Say goodbye, Chuckie!! *closes hand into a fist*
Me: NOOOOO!!! CHUCK!!!
*dust clears*
I'm... not dead yet...
But... how?! How is he still alive?!
... Hm... I would do that again, but I think I'll let you live, Chuck. I had a lot of fun playing with you.
*instantly gets up* Me too. We should do that again sometime.
Wait, weren't you almost dead a second ago?
Nope.
... That's all? You just pretended...?
Yep, he sure did! He really had you fooled there, didn't he, Sakuya?
Wait, you knew about that?
Yep!
...... *walks away*
Wow, look who's grumpy.
She's just too serious. That's why she's no fun.
Anyways, seriously, we should fight again, sometime.
Okay! Say, can you give me a piggy-back ride home?
Sure, why not?
Yay! *jumps on back*
*walks off with Flandre*
Me: Wow... that was... wow...
(Hours later)
*wakes up from being knocked out* Wha-... Where am I? What happened...?
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'Bout time you got up little lady. You missed one hell'va fight there. Well, I guess it was a fight.
Wha?
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What are you talking about?
Like I said, I guess it was a fight. Well, not really a fight.
???
There was big explosion!
Aye, and I says when it happened, "Ka-BOOOOOOM!!".
Hey, are you sure weren't the one that did that?
Not this time, lad. Not this time.
I don't even know what's going on, anymore...
Mmmph hmph hmphmphm!
What?
Mmmph hmph hmphmphm.
Huh...?
Mmmmmmmmph....
Do you know what he's saying?
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Well, where am I?
You're at cp_manor_event lass.
...what?
You heard him, we gotta start defendin' points, and we need all the help we can get. You with us or not?
I...guess?
Dat's what I'm talking about! Now we just gotta hold off dem BLU's for a little while longer. We can't let them cap the last point or...
*Scream Fortress music starts playing*
Oh, dis is bad...
What!? Why now?
MPHH MPHT!!!
What, what's going on?
You might be in for more that you bargained for...
MUHAHAHAHA!
Let zeh pain BEGIN!
We'll have to see about that...
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EHAHAHAHAHA!!
*fires rifle at HHH and misses* Bugga! *killed*
YAAAAAAAAH!! *fires with Sacha* *killed*
MPHHHH!! *uses flamethrower and sets HHH on fire*
MAGGOTS! *fires critical rocket and hits* *killed*
Here goes nothing. *sends out walls of fireballs and hits HHH*
*fires shotgun* *killed*
*stabs HHH's back* *killed*
*killed* MMMMMPHHHH...!
*killed*
*fires sticky bombs on ground* *blows up in HHH's face* *killed*
You had better finish him off! He iz almost dead!
Alright, but where is he- AAAAUUGH!! *struck down* *loses consciousness*
Later
Ugh... What happened...?
She's avake! But zat's strange... Zose injuries should be fatal...
Wait, what happened? Did we win?
Yes, I managed to finish him off before he could kill anyvone else. More importantly, I'm vondering how you survived?
Oh, this? Wounds like this might kill a normal human, but not me.
Normal human? Ah, I see you have fangs. And wings. I'm suprised no von else noticed.
Uh... no... I'm not human. I probably should have mentioned that I am a vampire.
Vell I must zank you, FrΓ€ulein Vampire. If ve did not meet you, ve probably vould have been slaughtered!
No problem. Well, I should probably get going soon.
I understand. Just let me heal you up, zen you are free to go.
Heal me up? What are you-?
*activates Medi-gun* Zere we are, you can go now.
Um... thanks. *walks out of room*
Hey, there she is! Dat was pretty awesome, am I right, guys?
Wait, weren't you guys...?
Yeah, but we always come back. Hey, I don't understand it either.
Mphm mhmhmmphmhmph!
I still have no idea what you're saying...
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ALERT! BLU INTRUDERS IN BASE!
What? BLU in base?
Oh, that backstabbin' rat better be with 'em. I've been waitin' to bash his head in since last round!
Wait for Me!
*runs off*
What? What does that mean?
MPH MHPHPHH! MMPHPHPH MHPHPH MMPH MMH!
Ok, I still don't understand...
Oh, no! I'll be back guys, I gotta check my sentry!
*dashes away*
Hold on, what?
Be careful, mΓ€dchen. Danger lurks about.
Better listen to you're little friend, Remi.
Hey! I was supposed to go first!
What are you two doing here? Ugh, I give up. Nothing's making sense today...
MPH MPHHH!
And I still can't understand you!
*Pyro falls down dead with a knife in his back*
Uhh...
Sorry to pop in unannounced!
Bugger!
*takes shot and misses*
Admirable shot ~sarcasm
I got this one, Spy!
*freezes Sniper*
Agh, assistance bitte!
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Just stand still for a second! I am fully charged!
You're WHAT?!
*deploys Ubercharge*
YEEEAAAAARGH!!
Crap! Start firing at her with everything you've got! *begins firing. Or "icing"*
No, you idiot! We must retreat, now!
I am NOT an idiot!! *continues*
Wow, I feel like I can take on anything! Hey, Cirno! Eat this! "Scarlet Gensokyo"
Gyaaah!! *shot down*
I think we should go...
Agreed.
Oh, no you don't. *fires at and kills Blu spy*
Uh oh. *carries out Cirno's limp body*
Get back in here! *Ubercharge fades out* Huh? What happened?
Zey got away. Zeh charge only lasts for a few seconds.
Oh... You know, I think I'm beginnig to understand what's going on. But what I don't know is: Why are you guy's fighting?
It's probably best zat you don't know.
You're not going to tell me? You know, I'm a decendant of Vlad "Dracula" Tepes.
Right, and I am related to Albert Einstien. Anyvey, ve should get back before zey come vith reinforcements.
Drat...
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Did I just hear an Uber?
Ja. Are you jealous?
Nah. I don't need any Ubers, you can save those for the big man. Speaking of which, where is that tub a' lard anyway? I betchya he's still in spawn eating those sandwiches of his.
Um, shouldn't we be going?
*SCHKTZZZ*
What was that!?
Vait a second...
So, you heard that too?
Jawohl...
Yeah, what was that?
That little rat! I'm gonna to hunt 'im down bash his skull like there's no tomorrow!
*runs off*
Care to fill me in?
Zat Spy, he vas not killed.
*Cue "Right Behind You"*
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What?! *turns around and smacks cloaked spy with wings*
*uncloaked* Augh!
*blasts spy away* There. Now I know he's dead.
I heard loud noises in here! Everyone iz okay?
Everyzing iz fine, Heavy.
Maybe I should stick around here in case trouble comes. Hey, Little Girl, do you want sandvich?
Um... no, I'm not hugry...
Oh, well in that case, can I show you how to make sandvich just in case you become hungry for one?
Um... sure.
All you have to do is add a cup of flour, add it to the mix! Now just add a little something sweet, not sour, a bit of salt, just a pinch! Making these treats is such a sinch, add a teaspoon of BOLONGNA! Add a little more, and you count to 4, and you never get your FILLA!! Sandvich! So moist and delicious! Sandvich! I'm coming for you! Sandvich! Sandvich, sandvich, sandvich!!
Dis did NOT just happen...
But that recipe doesn't make any sense!
Trust me, it works every time!
Okay... I'll try to remember that...
Is easy to remember! And is delicious! Not big suprise.
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*sniper runs in*
Spy!
Heads up!
OH, NO!
Agh! Don't throw...*sniff*Hold on, what was in that jar?
Uhh...
Ah, bugger...
I vould run if I were younot zat it's going to help.
Got'cha, mate.
*runs*
OH NO YOU DON'T!!
*chases after Sniper*
Knew it.
Do you think Sniper vill live?
I do not know, my friend. I do not know.
Hey, uh, who are you guys?
Don't worry guys, I got dis one
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Hiya, I'm da scout of da RED team, here, see? And right now me and da guys are kinda in da middle of a war with da BLU team.
Um... Ok... Oh, did you happen to see a blue-haired vampire around here? Red eyes? About this tall? Looks like a kid?
Oh, you must be talkin' about-
*runs back in* Aw, piss!
You said it!
Shuddup, ya wanka!
Gotcha!
Aw, bugger.
If that jar was filled with something it should not have been filled with, you're dead!
...
That's it! *punches with all her might*
*not affected*
Huh? Why didn't that work?
Friendly fire iz not on, apparently.
... You know what? I don't even care anymore. This makes no sense to me at all.
Got yourself in another jam, huh, Remilia?
Finally! Someone who isn't all that crazy! Marisa, these people are the most insane group of weirdos I've ever come across!
Right... well, your sister's been looking for you. You haven't been back at the mansion for-
*crashes through the wall* Hiya, Big Sis!
Hey, look! It's the little gal that threw down with Chuck Norris himself!
Someone call my name?
Oh sweet, merciful-...
You need to come back home! Things have been kind of... *sniffs the air* ... What's that smell?
Don't ask. Tell Sakuya to start a bath for me. NOW. I'm going home.
Well, den... I guess we'll see ya around den, hey?
*glare*
... Em... Okay, den.
*leaves*
Zat vent smoothly.
Shuddup!
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Um, Flandre, this doesn't look like home.
That's the point!
...what?
Ever since me and Chuck finished that fight, everything's been acting weird.
Oh sweet mercy. I don't know how much more I can take.
Oh, just wait until you meet the group back at the mansion. Buncha weirdos there ze~. 'Specialy the mute one.
How did you know about them?
Um, Aya told me.
Oh, well, you should meet them sis. We got Reimu to help trying to talk to them.
Well, it can't be worse than those other weirdos.
*flies to SDM*
Ah, finally, home at last.
Lamar? Lamar, where are you this time?
Oh geez, don't tell me you lost that thing again!
You'll get used to it.
I don't want to get used to it!!!
...
Don't say I didn't warn ya.
...
And why don't you ever say anything!?
I've always asked myself that for years...
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