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Yay! My first upload in a good while, so...Enjoy!
While I was gone, yes, this is a true story. Why else would I draw it? Because I'm a liar that likes to draw? Don't be ridiculous!
Anywho, this says a lot. I won't mention whose party it was, because believe it or not, I'm actually quite nice. But this prank did end up offending people...which, I actually find to be really sad and really funny. But maybe I just view the world differently.
The last part? I've never done that.
1. I quit smoking...cigarettes...or at least getting my own cigarettes...
2. I just haven't done that. That part's for shits'n'giggles. But who knows?

Glad to be back! (Special Thanks to my friends that actually DID stand up for me and making up stuff about it being a dare. It was a dare, just a dare I dared myself to do)

Just because I'm a rambler...after this incident, the other guests were so offended that I showed cleavage (ooooh, scandalous. Imagine if I showed off my elbow!) they left. So, long story short, I got hammered, threw up, and we went home. We ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night.
I'm drunk, of course, in the backseat...we stopped in front of an old farmhouse. First thing I can say is: "Duuude. This is like the beginning of every horror movie. Some hillbilly's gonna drag us out and slaaaaughter us." ...Did NOT cheer up poor Val.

We got some gas, thank you Val's mom!, but apparently not enough (Gas gauge in my car is broken, you can't really tell) because we started to die down again. So, good idea: We gotta pull over into the shoulder.
...There was no shoulder. She drove my car into a ditch!
...5 in the morning, grandpa and I are towing my car out of the ditch, which thankfully didn't flip or get busted too horribly. My little buick can take a lot.
I found porkchops in my car later that day. I don't remember where they came from...

Description
Yay! My first upload in a good while, so...Enjoy!
While I was gone, yes, this is a true story. Why else would I draw it? Because I'm a liar that likes to draw? Don't be ridiculous!
Anywho, this says a lot. I won't mention whose party it was, because believe it or not, I'm actually quite nice. But this prank did end up offending people...which, I actually find to be really sad and really funny. But maybe I just view the world differently.
The last part? I've never done that.
1. I quit smoking...cigarettes...or at least getting my own cigarettes...
2. I just haven't done that. That part's for shits'n'giggles. But who knows?

Glad to be back! (Special Thanks to my friends that actually DID stand up for me and making up stuff about it being a dare. It was a dare, just a dare I dared myself to do)

Just because I'm a rambler...after this incident, the other guests were so offended that I showed cleavage (ooooh, scandalous. Imagine if I showed off my elbow!) they left. So, long story short, I got hammered, threw up, and we went home. We ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night.
I'm drunk, of course, in the backseat...we stopped in front of an old farmhouse. First thing I can say is: "Duuude. This is like the beginning of every horror movie. Some hillbilly's gonna drag us out and slaaaaughter us." ...Did NOT cheer up poor Val.

We got some gas, thank you Val's mom!, but apparently not enough (Gas gauge in my car is broken, you can't really tell) because we started to die down again. So, good idea: We gotta pull over into the shoulder.
...There was no shoulder. She drove my car into a ditch!
...5 in the morning, grandpa and I are towing my car out of the ditch, which thankfully didn't flip or get busted too horribly. My little buick can take a lot.
I found porkchops in my car later that day. I don't remember where they came from...