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SimonFitzgerald123 [2019-04-11 22:41:37 +0000 UTC]

smol thing-
They Ask Cross!Simon.

Cross!Simon :
Well... You Really Want To Know?
Then Come With Me.

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The-Me-Fandom [2019-03-20 17:12:53 +0000 UTC]

asriel is doing it right take a lesson humans

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Snaily123 [2018-10-21 18:40:25 +0000 UTC]

Chara's face in the last panel!   

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Tformerdude [2018-07-02 04:21:19 +0000 UTC]

Am I the only one who noticed their eyes in the second to last panel?

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EnderEmpire [2018-05-19 17:28:07 +0000 UTC]

Hopefully they didn't forget to delete their Internet history.

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Gothgirl378 [2017-08-26 06:54:26 +0000 UTC]

Why didn't Frisk and Chara thought of going with the stork or the cabbage kids route? Though I do love Asriel's way of avoiding the subject. XD

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AresVlad [2017-08-03 03:44:14 +0000 UTC]

-lets Chari and Friel near the internet-

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Finnthehuman115 [2017-07-13 05:40:16 +0000 UTC]

lamo Azzie didn't even let them finish the question

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TheLittleWriterBlock [2017-05-30 09:37:13 +0000 UTC]

"Go ask ?????" (Chariel, and Frisk's run off to go find you. Chara walks to Asriel.) "You didn't just tell them to go find ????? right?" "Yeah I di-oh no..." (Chariel and Friskriel walk back inside, their eyes twitch and their hands tremble.) "I no longer want to know where babies come from." 

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XxGalaxyDragonsxX [2017-05-22 03:42:59 +0000 UTC]

Who made the children though?

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Cr1t1calHershey [2017-05-04 04:20:13 +0000 UTC]

WAIT SO ASRIEL DID THE DO WITH B O TH OF THEM???




WO AH

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Undertalefan193 [2017-04-24 01:13:11 +0000 UTC]

I love Frisks reaction to the qestion

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risingstar1011 [2017-04-17 10:04:01 +0000 UTC]

Frigging hilarious, and you just KNOW that some parent did exactly this to dodge 'the talk' for another few years. And yes, never let them near the internet. At least not without putting more blocks and censors on it to the point where Mister Rodgers would think you're being too harsh.

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Grusnoid [2017-03-28 00:53:49 +0000 UTC]

Damn Chari's got some huge incisors. I wonder if they'd be like a Smilodon's when she becomes an adult. XD

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Gametistic [2017-03-08 23:51:56 +0000 UTC]

Chara knows how to troll.

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SmashPlay2013 [2017-03-03 18:02:47 +0000 UTC]

Hope they don't find Google or just block the complete Internet for them

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no-kuni-no-alice [2017-02-22 01:20:25 +0000 UTC]

Ash: Asriel this is probably the first time I've ever appreciated you.

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kramooo [2017-02-19 09:14:02 +0000 UTC]

10 years later they ask the same question 

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Queen-Koopa [2017-01-27 21:08:55 +0000 UTC]

DAWWWW SO CUTE<3

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Endlesshunter [2017-01-18 02:16:49 +0000 UTC]

omg 

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TheLittleWriterBlock [2017-01-15 22:10:19 +0000 UTC]

*laughing* You guys are terrible at this. "Well why don't you do it?!?" Ok, since you all are not parent enough to do the job, I will tell them so bluntly that they will never ask again, here let me get them. (You start walking to the their room, Chara, Asriel, and Frisk grab you.) So... did you change your minds? "Yes we did." Then go! (You point down the hall, they all walk into their room.) Ẅǟŧḉħ ŧħӭɏ’ɍӭ ǥǿɨᵰǥ ŧǿ ꞙǟɨł. Of course they are. {You two should be less harsh on them.} Ok. Ꞙɨᵰӭ! (Frisk, Chara, and Asriel walk back.) "We can't." "They're too innocent." "We are so weak." (You start to twitch, you slap and backhand them, three stooges style.) You all suck! Asriel, son to Asgore and prince of the monsters! Chara, the unfeeling killer! And Frisk, the most determined person on this god d**n planet! And you all fall apart! By children! By your own kin!!! *sigh of disbelief* I-I-I do not know what to say, I am speechless. *phone ringing* Hello? *chatter* Oh hi Toriel, I was just going to call you, hey um I am sending your kids your way. *excited chatter* Ok bye. *call ending* You three, get your a**es to Tori's. "But!" No if ands or you-know-whats, go! *gasp* "Is uncle ????? going to play?" Yes I am. "Wooh!" "Make sure they don't get into any trouble whatsoever!" Relax Chara. (You snap your fingers and transform into a child version of yourself.) Every *clearing throat* everything will be fine. (Chara's eyes dilate.) "You're so adorable." I am not adorable! (Chara grabs you and hugs you.) She has the strength of a boa constrictor! (You transform back to your normal state, her grip is so firm that you lift her off her feet.) Could you let go of me? "Sorry." God that hurt. (You teleport them to Tori's house.) "Tag!" (Friskriel sticks her tongue at you then runs away.) Oh no you do not! (You transform back into a child and run after her.) [7 hours later] "We're back." *silence* "Hello?" (They walk into the kids room.) "Oh my god." (You, Friskriel, and Chariel are sleeping into the corner of the room, you all are curled up into tiny balls, your leg and hand occasionally twitch.) "HE'S SO ADORABLE!!!" (Chara picks you up and hugs you tightly.) No... stop it! (You push on Chara's cheek.) "His hand is so tiny." Let go of me! (You flick your head back to lift up your visor and bite down on Chara shoulder.) *giggling* "That tickles." What? (You lick your teeth, they have lost their sharpness.) *crying* "Oh no." (Chara places you on the ground, you sit down and cry.) "Why did you hurt him?" "I didn't mean to." (Friskriel and Chariel walk up to you and comfort you.) *whispering* Thank you guys... SCATTER!!! (You roll backwards and you, Friskriel, and Chariel run into the hall.) *childish psychotic laughter* My ploy worked, wooh! (Friskriel and Chariel run into the parents room, you run past the door.) "Over here!" (They pull you into the room.) “Haha he played you like a violin.” *door slamming* (Chara runs to the door.) *pounding on door* “Open up!” No! “Open it now!” “No!” “Child open this door!” “Which one?” “Both of you!” Do I count? “Yes, no, wait what!” *laughing* “God d**mit, open this door!” *laughing* “This is fun.” “I love it when you come over.” Me too. “????? you’re a terrible influence!” And you... never mind. “Cowered.” (Your spirit leaves your body and travels through the door, you grab Chara by the neck and force her to her knees.) *sharp whispering* (Chara start to tear up.) That is what I thought! (You push Chara to the other side of the hall.) *crying* (Your spirit re-enters your body.) *spectral inhale* “What happened to mommy?” Nothing Chariel. (You change back to your normal size and open the door.) “Are you leaving?” Yes, I have other thing to do, other places to be... (You start to walk away.) *mumbling* And something really big to kill. “What’s the matter, too cowed to speak out loud?” (You stop moving.) You all suck. (You teleport to Alphys’s lab.) “Hi ????? how have you”- Run the Flowey simulation, I want to hear him scream. “But!”- Now! “Yes sir.” (You walk into the simulation room.) *famine robotic voice* “Flowey simulation rendering, combatants please stand by.” I am going to make him bleed. (You crack your knuckles.)

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iamawesome097 [2017-01-11 19:25:07 +0000 UTC]

Asriel knows what's up.

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TwinBird [2017-01-10 03:07:24 +0000 UTC]

Chara as a parent is so damn hot

Also, I wish my parents taught me that way XD

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