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So there are the the toa featured in the new bionicle animations for next year. There’s Pohatu, Tahu, and the others, but then theres Onua like, “onua for fucks sake stop lifting you’re fucking huge” and onua is just like “IM THE EARTH GUY I GOTTA BE ROCK HARD SO I CAN BREAK ROCKS I GOTTA BE BUFF” and tahu just goes “you can already break rocks dude just stop with the weights” and onua just loses it like “BRO YOU DONT EVEN LIFT BRO I GOTTA LIFT TO BE THE TOUGH GUY.” and then onua just loses it on tahu and kopaka and lewa are just trying to hold him back and onua’s like “YOU WANNA FIGHT BRO YOU CANT EVEN LIFT BRO” and lewa is all like “he’s not even worth it just stop man”

so then kopaka freezes him and he breaks out because he’s that fucking buff. he just brutally murders the other toa for not lifting, and then proceeds to do the same to all the villagers.
remember how the bohrok were meant to cleanse mata nui?
onua single handedly manages to cleanse okoto in less than 3 hours and because he runs out of things to kill and crush for not lifting, he goes back to lifting. he begins bench pressing all of okoto because he’s gotta be the buff guy even though now he’s the ONLY guy, he has to be the strongest.
onua becomes the strongest toa ever, but also gets really lonely.
BUT THAT DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE HE CAN LIFT.

Description

So there are the the toa featured in the new bionicle animations for next year. There’s Pohatu, Tahu, and the others, but then theres Onua like, “onua for fucks sake stop lifting you’re fucking huge” and onua is just like “IM THE EARTH GUY I GOTTA BE ROCK HARD SO I CAN BREAK ROCKS I GOTTA BE BUFF” and tahu just goes “you can already break rocks dude just stop with the weights” and onua just loses it like “BRO YOU DONT EVEN LIFT BRO I GOTTA LIFT TO BE THE TOUGH GUY.” and then onua just loses it on tahu and kopaka and lewa are just trying to hold him back and onua’s like “YOU WANNA FIGHT BRO YOU CANT EVEN LIFT BRO” and lewa is all like “he’s not even worth it just stop man”

so then kopaka freezes him and he breaks out because he’s that fucking buff. he just brutally murders the other toa for not lifting, and then proceeds to do the same to all the villagers.
remember how the bohrok were meant to cleanse mata nui?
onua single handedly manages to cleanse okoto in less than 3 hours and because he runs out of things to kill and crush for not lifting, he goes back to lifting. he begins bench pressing all of okoto because he’s gotta be the buff guy even though now he’s the ONLY guy, he has to be the strongest.
onua becomes the strongest toa ever, but also gets really lonely.
BUT THAT DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE HE CAN LIFT.