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you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Homestuck.
Stranger: kar! come back to the hivve and help wwith the grub!
You: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT
Stranger: you and i. wwe had a grub. and she wwants to be held by you!
You: IM NOT FUCKING HOLDING YOUR GRUB I DONT HAVE A GRUB
Stranger: kar, she wwants you! please, come back!
You: ...... FINE ILL HOLD HER
Stranger: *hands her to karkat, and she calms down*
Stranger: oh thank cod... shes been crying for days...
You: -looks at grub- SHE IS KINDA CUTE
Stranger: she is the product of you and me, kar... she looks a lot like you more than me.
You: ...... SHES -grub grabs hair- AHH
Stranger: oh no! *unlatches the grub from karkat's hair* there...
You: HET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME. SHE IS NOT OF ME AND YOU SHES JUST U -stomps off-
You: ((gr8 now im shipping them ))
Stranger: ((is that bad? ._. ))
You: ((haha not really XD) )
Stranger: kar, wwait! she needs you! *the grub starts crying again and so does eridan*
You: -face palm- -walks back grabs grub- GIVE HER TO ME
Stranger: here... *hands her to karkat*
Stranger: she and i miss you so much...
You: YEAH YEAH WHAT THE FUCK IS HER NAME ANYWAY
Stranger: ((shit. xDDD didn't think about that. gimmie a minute))
You: ((haha nice XD))
Stranger: shelly...
You: ((shelly aw i like that name))
You: WHAT KINDA FUCKASS NAME IS THAT IS THAT ONE OF YOUR SHITTY FISH PUNS
Stranger: wwell sorry! you wweren't around to name her so i had to!
You: WWELL I GUESS ITS BETTER THEN SOME OTHER SHITTY NAME
Stranger: stop making fun of my stutter... *gets up and lays down on the couch that suddenly appeared*
You: NO YOU FUCKASS I WASNT MAKING FUN OF YOUR SHITTY STUDDER
You: I THOUGH IT WOULD JUST.... YOU KNOW
Stranger: you know...?
You: BRING US TOGETHER.. YOU KNOW FOR....SHELLY
Stranger: no offence, but i don't believve you... that wwhat you said last time, kar... and you knoww it.
You: WELL DONT BELIEVE ME THEN MAYBE I SHOULD JUST LEAVE AND TAKE SHELLY WITH ME
Stranger: no! *sits up, tears in his eyes* i can't lose you after swweeps of you gone...
You: MAYBE IF YOU HAD FUCKING TRUSTED ME I WOULDNT HAVE LEFT IN THE FIRST PLACE. DID U EVER THINK OF THAT
Stranger: kar, i do trust you, i always havve...
You: -softens expresstion-
You: I WONT LEAVE....
Stranger: thank you, kar... *gets up and hugs him gently*
You: CAREFUL SHELLY *shelly coos*
Stranger: Shelly: *grabs onto Karkat's shirt* dddy ...
You: (( oh my gosh her quork ahhhh))
You: (( i so ship this now))
Stranger: ((xDD))
Stranger: Shelly: dddy ... i love you.
You: SHE LOVES...ME NO .... US
Stranger: wwhat about me swweetie?
Shelly: no.
*heart breaks* ...
You: ((awwwww))
You: *looks up at Eridan*
Stranger: ... okay... *looks down and goes and lays down on the couch, crying softly into a pillow*
You: *sits next to Eridans feet* SHELLY WHY DONT YOU LOVE YOUR OTHER DADDY TOO
Stranger: Shelly: you're more pretty...
You: BUT LOOK AT DADDY'S CAPE DOESNT THAT LOOK PRETTY TOO AND HIS HAIR
Stranger: Shelly: No.
You: *looks over at Eridan crying in his pillow*
Stranger: Shelly: hes weird nd creepy...
... s-sorry...
You: DONT BE SO MEAN TO DADDY HE LOVES YOU
Stranger: *sits up and wipes his tears away* i understand shell... a lot of people do... *chuckles sadly*
Stranger: it's okay, just remember not matter howw much you hate me, i still lovve you.
You: SEE HE REALLY DOES *strokes Shelly's hair*
Stranger: *kisses her forehead*
Shelly: *grabs onto his hair, yanking and pulling*
oww, oww, oww!
You: NO SHELLY NO *untangles hands from hair*
Stranger: Shelly: *yawns and falls asleep*
You: *watches as Shelly falls asleep*
Stranger: *pulls his knees to his chin* wwhy does evveryone hate me?
You: I DONT HATE YOU *pats Eridans back*
Stranger: i knoww, but my owwn grub hates me... that hurts...
You: *wraps arm around Eridan* SHELL COME AROUND EVENTUALLY
Stranger: *leans into his touch* i hope so...

Description
you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Homestuck.
Stranger: kar! come back to the hivve and help wwith the grub!
You: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT
Stranger: you and i. wwe had a grub. and she wwants to be held by you!
You: IM NOT FUCKING HOLDING YOUR GRUB I DONT HAVE A GRUB
Stranger: kar, she wwants you! please, come back!
You: ...... FINE ILL HOLD HER
Stranger: *hands her to karkat, and she calms down*
Stranger: oh thank cod... shes been crying for days...
You: -looks at grub- SHE IS KINDA CUTE
Stranger: she is the product of you and me, kar... she looks a lot like you more than me.
You: ...... SHES -grub grabs hair- AHH
Stranger: oh no! *unlatches the grub from karkat's hair* there...
You: HET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME. SHE IS NOT OF ME AND YOU SHES JUST U -stomps off-
You: ((gr8 now im shipping them ))
Stranger: ((is that bad? ._. ))
You: ((haha not really XD) )
Stranger: kar, wwait! she needs you! *the grub starts crying again and so does eridan*
You: -face palm- -walks back grabs grub- GIVE HER TO ME
Stranger: here... *hands her to karkat*
Stranger: she and i miss you so much...
You: YEAH YEAH WHAT THE FUCK IS HER NAME ANYWAY
Stranger: ((shit. xDDD didn't think about that. gimmie a minute))
You: ((haha nice XD))
Stranger: shelly...
You: ((shelly aw i like that name))
You: WHAT KINDA FUCKASS NAME IS THAT IS THAT ONE OF YOUR SHITTY FISH PUNS
Stranger: wwell sorry! you wweren't around to name her so i had to!
You: WWELL I GUESS ITS BETTER THEN SOME OTHER SHITTY NAME
Stranger: stop making fun of my stutter... *gets up and lays down on the couch that suddenly appeared*
You: NO YOU FUCKASS I WASNT MAKING FUN OF YOUR SHITTY STUDDER
You: I THOUGH IT WOULD JUST.... YOU KNOW
Stranger: you know...?
You: BRING US TOGETHER.. YOU KNOW FOR....SHELLY
Stranger: no offence, but i don't believve you... that wwhat you said last time, kar... and you knoww it.
You: WELL DONT BELIEVE ME THEN MAYBE I SHOULD JUST LEAVE AND TAKE SHELLY WITH ME
Stranger: no! *sits up, tears in his eyes* i can't lose you after swweeps of you gone...
You: MAYBE IF YOU HAD FUCKING TRUSTED ME I WOULDNT HAVE LEFT IN THE FIRST PLACE. DID U EVER THINK OF THAT
Stranger: kar, i do trust you, i always havve...
You: -softens expresstion-
You: I WONT LEAVE....
Stranger: thank you, kar... *gets up and hugs him gently*
You: CAREFUL SHELLY *shelly coos*
Stranger: Shelly: *grabs onto Karkat's shirt* dddy ...
You: (( oh my gosh her quork ahhhh))
You: (( i so ship this now))
Stranger: ((xDD))
Stranger: Shelly: dddy ... i love you.
You: SHE LOVES...ME NO .... US
Stranger: wwhat about me swweetie?
Shelly: no.
*heart breaks* ...
You: ((awwwww))
You: *looks up at Eridan*
Stranger: ... okay... *looks down and goes and lays down on the couch, crying softly into a pillow*
You: *sits next to Eridans feet* SHELLY WHY DONT YOU LOVE YOUR OTHER DADDY TOO
Stranger: Shelly: you're more pretty...
You: BUT LOOK AT DADDY'S CAPE DOESNT THAT LOOK PRETTY TOO AND HIS HAIR
Stranger: Shelly: No.
You: *looks over at Eridan crying in his pillow*
Stranger: Shelly: hes weird nd creepy...
... s-sorry...
You: DONT BE SO MEAN TO DADDY HE LOVES YOU
Stranger: *sits up and wipes his tears away* i understand shell... a lot of people do... *chuckles sadly*
Stranger: it's okay, just remember not matter howw much you hate me, i still lovve you.
You: SEE HE REALLY DOES *strokes Shelly's hair*
Stranger: *kisses her forehead*
Shelly: *grabs onto his hair, yanking and pulling*
oww, oww, oww!
You: NO SHELLY NO *untangles hands from hair*
Stranger: Shelly: *yawns and falls asleep*
You: *watches as Shelly falls asleep*
Stranger: *pulls his knees to his chin* wwhy does evveryone hate me?
You: I DONT HATE YOU *pats Eridans back*
Stranger: i knoww, but my owwn grub hates me... that hurts...
You: *wraps arm around Eridan* SHELL COME AROUND EVENTUALLY
Stranger: *leans into his touch* i hope so...