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ThelVadum [2013-11-13 16:07:15 +0000 UTC]

Indeed they do, Indeed they do... At least your water heater hasn't shot through your roof yet...

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Chess-Man In reply to ThelVadum [2013-11-13 16:55:29 +0000 UTC]

That must've been a sight to be seen XD

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ThelVadum In reply to Chess-Man [2013-11-13 22:38:55 +0000 UTC]

it was, want a link to the video?

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Chess-Man In reply to ThelVadum [2013-11-14 07:00:07 +0000 UTC]

You have it recorded?! GIMME!

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ThelVadum In reply to Chess-Man [2013-11-19 23:16:31 +0000 UTC]

Here's a video showing what happens if a few of a water heater's safety measures fail.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUkjXG…

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Chess-Man In reply to ThelVadum [2013-11-20 06:59:29 +0000 UTC]

Holy monkey, it's like a rocket! XD

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Gooseworx [2013-11-13 01:45:54 +0000 UTC]

This one's my favorite so far.

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Ty294 [2013-11-13 01:45:01 +0000 UTC]

Yeah... and the hat doesn't get noticed. A hyena in a hat... I've only ever seen that at sporting good stores.

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singory [2013-11-12 10:06:04 +0000 UTC]

maybe not brush in public ?Β 


whats next ? shave in public ?

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Chess-Man In reply to singory [2013-11-12 11:21:43 +0000 UTC]

As for someone whose body is wholly covered by fur, that'd be mite awkward...

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singory In reply to Chess-Man [2013-11-12 13:15:16 +0000 UTC]

i was thinking of the beardΒ 

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Alana-Fox [2013-11-12 09:36:37 +0000 UTC]

haha, it would be more fun if you growled...

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rphb [2013-11-12 09:24:02 +0000 UTC]

Did you know that in hyena societies, females are the leaders, and males just live to serve her

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Chess-Man In reply to rphb [2013-11-13 16:59:13 +0000 UTC]

And that is different from human society how?

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rphb In reply to Chess-Man [2013-11-13 17:26:27 +0000 UTC]

well human societies are traditionally patrinalistic (male dominated). Females have only aquired a semi equal state in the western world and only in the last few decades. While female rulers have existed thoughout history and many of them have indeed been great, these have always been the exception not the rule. Today we are formally equal, but a hundred years ago, a women's only means for advancement was marriage and inheritance, and the later was something she could only enjoy if she had no brothers

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Chess-Man In reply to rphb [2013-11-13 17:40:34 +0000 UTC]

True, true.

But chicks get us guys whipped anyway XD

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rphb In reply to Chess-Man [2013-11-13 18:33:46 +0000 UTC]

Even strong men feel powerless in front of women because men's sexuality is constant and based on physical attribute.
Women on the other hand is attracted to social attributes. Self confidence, the way he carries himself, and being the leader of his peargroupΒ  is more important to her then how he actually looks. And while these seems intrinsic they are actually abilities that can be learned and improved. A truly beautiful women have a natural advantage over other women to attract he ideal mate, but it is an advantage that fail with age, and there is very little she can do to improve that. True a 9 can become a 10 with the right makeup and clothing, but a 4 can never become attractive.
But even the lowliest and nerdiest and awkward geek in highschool can become a chick-magnet when he grows up, if he just have the dedication and will to master the craft. The Hollywood movies where the beautiful girl, falls in love with the awkward geek is a myth and a very tragic one at that. Because it has never happened, and will never happens in a million years, that an akward guy, no matter how sweet, will ever get the popular girl in his dream, unless he makes it his dedication in life, to become a man, that is worthy of her affection. It will not just happen, it will never just happens, for the guys.

Male sexuality is active, female sexuality is passive. It is passive attributes that attract males, and active attributes that attract females. Even Barney Stinson, a modernised version of Don Juan, have to work hard to get the girls, he cannot just sit in a chair doing nothing, and wait for the girls to come to him, because a man that does nothing, is nothing.

Beautiful women on the other hand have a power, they are objects of affection, while doing nothing at all, maybe not even looking, prospective mating partners come to them, they don't have to do anything, because their sexsuality is passive. They can tune it down, by dressing poorly, and tune it up by dressing good, but they cannot tune it off.

This is not just a matter of societal convention, it is something that goes much deeper into our very DNA.

That is the power women have, the reason why many men hate them, they hate the fact that they cannot stop being attracted to them, that is why some societies have dictated that women be covered up, that their very faces are forbidden, so that men will not fall under their spell. That is women's only strength, they are weaker then men, and if she cannot tempt him with her body, she becomes his slave. That is why it is empowering for a women to dress provocatively and why it is so hurtful to her, when she is forced to be covered up.

Men cannot help being attracted to beautiful women, but women are much more in control of her attractions, and being suppressed for so long, they have been forced to develop a sharper wit then the man, that only needed brute force to get his way. That is why an empowered women can be so much more powerful then a man, and why men fear her, and hate her.
It's an arms race, and after millennias of suppression and screaming women have finally started to take up the fight, and they are winning.


This can be hazardous in the long run, as there is nothing more dangerous, then a sexually frustrated man. That's the source of all schoolshotings. And if women take their new found advantage too far, these men can start organising, and starting a revolution, and then it's back to the stone age for all of us.

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Chess-Man In reply to rphb [2013-11-13 19:10:11 +0000 UTC]

Note to self: Never try to be a smartass while talking with you.

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rphb In reply to Chess-Man [2013-11-13 23:44:56 +0000 UTC]

Yea, I tend to be a little chatty, I don't know if you know "The Big Bang Theory" I am basically who Shelton would be if he had been into Philosophy rather then Physic

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Shidyk [2013-11-12 09:12:34 +0000 UTC]

lol Hilarious

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SmashBros2008 [2013-11-12 08:59:05 +0000 UTC]

This peace is what all true warriors strive for! XD

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Da-Fuze [2013-11-12 08:50:49 +0000 UTC]

I miss the days where you would just rip female's skins off and make rabie hats out of them.

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