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Luigi: he dropped something…
Mario: No, he did?
Luigi: You know, sometimes your sarcasm hurts…
Mario: OH SORRY. Jeez…*picks up book mr. l dropped. On the cover it is pink with sparkles and unicorns and rainbows and what's written is in pink pen* -_- I'm not going to ask…
Peach: Reeeeeeeaaaaaad iiiitttt…
Mario: Okay! Jeez!
In book: Dear Diary, I am finally beginning the plan I have planned since I was but a zygote in my mother's body!
Mario: ew…
Peach: KEEP READING!!!
In book: The plan…it is beginning nicely, if I may say so myself. Ive gathered up a large group of villians I need…from the Mushroom Universe, that is. I still must travel to different dimensions to gather others. I have my sights set on the universe with the hedgehog thing. Sonic, was his name? anyway, I shall be targeting there next. I've explained to plans to who I currently have. They caught on fast, especially King Boo and Dimentio. I'm thinking of making them my right-hand minions. Bye bye, my beautiful diary! Wuv u! ^^
Mario:…okay that last thing was just plain disturbing…
Daisy: I don't get it
Mario: *explains*
Daisy: *spits out coffee*
Rosalina: yay boyfriend is a right-hand minion! ^^
Mario: Oh shut up, according to this…disturbingly feminine diary, he's going to that one place with the freakishy-fast hedgehog…THING…we should go there if we want to live.
Luigi:I don't wanna get up -_-
Rosalina: WE'RE RESCUING BOYFRIEND!!! *chainsaws the couch in half, luigi gets off before getting violently cut in half with the chainsaw*
Luigi:…JEEZ!
Mario;…wow…how are we going to get there, exactly?
Daisy: EVERYONE HANG ON TO ME!
Everyone: ew…y?
Daisy: DO IT AND ME HELP U!
Everyone: *does that*
Rosalina: *sniff sniff*…okay when was the last time you took a shower?
Daisy: what's a shower? WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! *flies through the ceiling leaving a rainbow, everyone hanging on for dear life*

*when they reach outer space*

Mario: how are we breathing here?
Luigi: *choke choke, suffocating*
Rosalina: what a dork, he's the only one dying.
Mario: *punches him in the stomach*
Luigi: *pukes up lungs* AHH! Hey…I can breath!
Mario: WHO NEEDS LUNGS!
Luigi: I don't understand the science of this at all, but at least I can breath…
Mario: WHO NEEDS SCIENCE!?
Daisy: *still flying*
Peach: do u even know where we're going?
Daisy: *stops suddenly* we're supposed to be going somewhere?
Everyone: *face palm*
Me: *gives her a map to the sonic universe and disappears*
Daisy: I can't read
Rosalina: omg…*takes map* okay…take a left
Daisy: what's a left?
Luigi:…this might take a while -_-

*5 hours later they finally land in the sonic universe*

Civilians: *staring at people who just landed leaving a rainbow*
Mario:…I realize this looks weird
Civilians: *run away*
Rosalina: we got a fast reputation…CAN WE FIND BOYFRIEND NOW!?
Luigi: we have to find mr. l first.
Mr. l: MUHAHAHAHHA!
Luigi: that was convenient…
Mr l: WHAT!? HOW DID U…?
Mario: we found ur diary
Mr. l: 0///0 you didn't read page 32, did u?
Mario: *suspicious* nooo…
Mr. l: *sigh of releif* thank you…now I'llbe taking my diary?
Luigi: did he just say he'll be taking his diarrhea?
Everyone: HE SAID DIARY
Luigi: srry….it sounded like diarrhea…
Mario: anyway, u can have it back if u stop whatever the hell your doing.
Mr. l: no!
Mario: typical.
Mr. l: I'll take it back…BY FORCE! GO! *throws poke ball*
King Boo: *pops out of poke ball*
Everyone else: WTF
Mr. L: KING BOO! USE BITE!
King Boo: OMNOMNOM! *uses bite on Mario*
Mario: OW! OH YEAH!? I'LL USE STOMP! *jumps on king boo*
Mr. l: KING BOO! USE CONFUSE RAY!
King Boo: *uses confuse ray on Mario*
Mario: *hitting himself*
Mr. l: DARK PULSE!
King boo: *uses dark pulse on Mario*
Mario: X_X
Mr. L; MUHAHAAHA! I AM THE WINNER!
Peach and Rosalina: NO YOUR NOT *double bitch slap*
Mr. L: X_X *K.Oed BY DOUBLE BITCH SLAP!*

*five mins later*

Mr. l: *wakes up* ugh…you haven't seen the last of me! I still have…one left! GO! *throws poke ball*
Dimentio: *pops out of poke ball*
Rosalina: BOYFRIEND! *hugs hum*
Dimentio: uh…hi
Rosalina:
Mr. l: WHAT!? NOT COOL! HOW DARE YOU USE ATTRACT!
Rosalina: *still hugging dimentio* attract? I didn't use attract! This is just my boyfriend!
Mr. l: eh? WHAT KIND OF MAGIC IS THIS, WIZARD!
Rosalina: I'M NOT A WIZARD! I just wuv my boyfriend!
Mr. l: *dumbstruck for a moment, then evil smirk* well he doesn't love you…
Rosalina: of course he does! Right boyfriend?
Dimentio: …please let go of me…
Rosalina: *stops hugging him* so…you love me, right? PROVE TO THAT MORON OVER THERE *points to mr. l who is dancing stupidly* that you love me and he DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP.
Diemntio: *stares awkwardly at mr. l dancing for a moment then gets evil smirk and turns to Rosalina* I'm sorry…but he's right. And so was she *looks at Daisy*
Daisy: IN YOUR FACE ROSALINA!
Dimentio: *rolls eyes, yes he is so good he can do that without pupils* I never liked you, not even as a friend. The only thing I do like about you is you'll believe anything I tell you. I wanted to play with your heart, so I could eventually break it.
Everyone, even daisy: *silent*
Rosalina:…I came all this way…to hear that
Dimentio: not just that, there's something else…
Rosalina: *sigh* what
Dimentio: *snaps fingers and a box thing appears around Rosalina*
Roslaina: ?
Mario: oh God…she has no idea what that is, does she?
Luigi: *covers eyes*
Rosalina: what? What's going on? What is this!?
Dimentio: Ciao! *snaps fingers again and explosions explode everywhere inside the box*
Rosalina: ACK!
Dimentio: ^^

*when the explosions are over, the box disappears and Rosalina's dead, gory, burnt body is laying there*

Mr. L: O_O…GOOD MINION! It seems I made the right choice making you a top minion! Hehe…well then…Dimentio and King Boo, I'll leave you two to destroy the rest of them. *does that smoke grenade thing and is gone again*
Daisy: I knew he was going to betray her, but I'll admit, I wasn't expecting THAT.
Dimentio: *in mind* I could stay with Mr. L and play along with his plans,..I'd be stronger with a group. Yet I do prefer to do things alone…I could kill this idiot here and now. Then again, that would attract un-needed attention, that was a stupid idea, I should just go with the group…but sending them all to the Underwhere and doing things my way wouldn't be that bad either…
King Boo: DUDE
Dimentio: *Jumps, startled*
King Boo: Jeez, quit zoning out and help me intimidate these losers…
Dimentio: Of course…

Description
Luigi: he dropped something…
Mario: No, he did?
Luigi: You know, sometimes your sarcasm hurts…
Mario: OH SORRY. Jeez…*picks up book mr. l dropped. On the cover it is pink with sparkles and unicorns and rainbows and what's written is in pink pen* -_- I'm not going to ask…
Peach: Reeeeeeeaaaaaad iiiitttt…
Mario: Okay! Jeez!
In book: Dear Diary, I am finally beginning the plan I have planned since I was but a zygote in my mother's body!
Mario: ew…
Peach: KEEP READING!!!
In book: The plan…it is beginning nicely, if I may say so myself. Ive gathered up a large group of villians I need…from the Mushroom Universe, that is. I still must travel to different dimensions to gather others. I have my sights set on the universe with the hedgehog thing. Sonic, was his name? anyway, I shall be targeting there next. I've explained to plans to who I currently have. They caught on fast, especially King Boo and Dimentio. I'm thinking of making them my right-hand minions. Bye bye, my beautiful diary! Wuv u! ^^
Mario:…okay that last thing was just plain disturbing…
Daisy: I don't get it
Mario: *explains*
Daisy: *spits out coffee*
Rosalina: yay boyfriend is a right-hand minion! ^^
Mario: Oh shut up, according to this…disturbingly feminine diary, he's going to that one place with the freakishy-fast hedgehog…THING…we should go there if we want to live.
Luigi:I don't wanna get up -_-
Rosalina: WE'RE RESCUING BOYFRIEND!!! *chainsaws the couch in half, luigi gets off before getting violently cut in half with the chainsaw*
Luigi:…JEEZ!
Mario;…wow…how are we going to get there, exactly?
Daisy: EVERYONE HANG ON TO ME!
Everyone: ew…y?
Daisy: DO IT AND ME HELP U!
Everyone: *does that*
Rosalina: *sniff sniff*…okay when was the last time you took a shower?
Daisy: what's a shower? WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! *flies through the ceiling leaving a rainbow, everyone hanging on for dear life*

*when they reach outer space*

Mario: how are we breathing here?
Luigi: *choke choke, suffocating*
Rosalina: what a dork, he's the only one dying.
Mario: *punches him in the stomach*
Luigi: *pukes up lungs* AHH! Hey…I can breath!
Mario: WHO NEEDS LUNGS!
Luigi: I don't understand the science of this at all, but at least I can breath…
Mario: WHO NEEDS SCIENCE!?
Daisy: *still flying*
Peach: do u even know where we're going?
Daisy: *stops suddenly* we're supposed to be going somewhere?
Everyone: *face palm*
Me: *gives her a map to the sonic universe and disappears*
Daisy: I can't read
Rosalina: omg…*takes map* okay…take a left
Daisy: what's a left?
Luigi:…this might take a while -_-

*5 hours later they finally land in the sonic universe*

Civilians: *staring at people who just landed leaving a rainbow*
Mario:…I realize this looks weird
Civilians: *run away*
Rosalina: we got a fast reputation…CAN WE FIND BOYFRIEND NOW!?
Luigi: we have to find mr. l first.
Mr. l: MUHAHAHAHHA!
Luigi: that was convenient…
Mr l: WHAT!? HOW DID U…?
Mario: we found ur diary
Mr. l: 0///0 you didn't read page 32, did u?
Mario: *suspicious* nooo…
Mr. l: *sigh of releif* thank you…now I'llbe taking my diary?
Luigi: did he just say he'll be taking his diarrhea?
Everyone: HE SAID DIARY
Luigi: srry….it sounded like diarrhea…
Mario: anyway, u can have it back if u stop whatever the hell your doing.
Mr. l: no!
Mario: typical.
Mr. l: I'll take it back…BY FORCE! GO! *throws poke ball*
King Boo: *pops out of poke ball*
Everyone else: WTF
Mr. L: KING BOO! USE BITE!
King Boo: OMNOMNOM! *uses bite on Mario*
Mario: OW! OH YEAH!? I'LL USE STOMP! *jumps on king boo*
Mr. l: KING BOO! USE CONFUSE RAY!
King Boo: *uses confuse ray on Mario*
Mario: *hitting himself*
Mr. l: DARK PULSE!
King boo: *uses dark pulse on Mario*
Mario: X_X
Mr. L; MUHAHAAHA! I AM THE WINNER!
Peach and Rosalina: NO YOUR NOT *double bitch slap*
Mr. L: X_X *K.Oed BY DOUBLE BITCH SLAP!*

*five mins later*

Mr. l: *wakes up* ugh…you haven't seen the last of me! I still have…one left! GO! *throws poke ball*
Dimentio: *pops out of poke ball*
Rosalina: BOYFRIEND! *hugs hum*
Dimentio: uh…hi
Rosalina:
Mr. l: WHAT!? NOT COOL! HOW DARE YOU USE ATTRACT!
Rosalina: *still hugging dimentio* attract? I didn't use attract! This is just my boyfriend!
Mr. l: eh? WHAT KIND OF MAGIC IS THIS, WIZARD!
Rosalina: I'M NOT A WIZARD! I just wuv my boyfriend!
Mr. l: *dumbstruck for a moment, then evil smirk* well he doesn't love you…
Rosalina: of course he does! Right boyfriend?
Dimentio: …please let go of me…
Rosalina: *stops hugging him* so…you love me, right? PROVE TO THAT MORON OVER THERE *points to mr. l who is dancing stupidly* that you love me and he DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP.
Diemntio: *stares awkwardly at mr. l dancing for a moment then gets evil smirk and turns to Rosalina* I'm sorry…but he's right. And so was she *looks at Daisy*
Daisy: IN YOUR FACE ROSALINA!
Dimentio: *rolls eyes, yes he is so good he can do that without pupils* I never liked you, not even as a friend. The only thing I do like about you is you'll believe anything I tell you. I wanted to play with your heart, so I could eventually break it.
Everyone, even daisy: *silent*
Rosalina:…I came all this way…to hear that
Dimentio: not just that, there's something else…
Rosalina: *sigh* what
Dimentio: *snaps fingers and a box thing appears around Rosalina*
Roslaina: ?
Mario: oh God…she has no idea what that is, does she?
Luigi: *covers eyes*
Rosalina: what? What's going on? What is this!?
Dimentio: Ciao! *snaps fingers again and explosions explode everywhere inside the box*
Rosalina: ACK!
Dimentio: ^^

*when the explosions are over, the box disappears and Rosalina's dead, gory, burnt body is laying there*

Mr. L: O_O…GOOD MINION! It seems I made the right choice making you a top minion! Hehe…well then…Dimentio and King Boo, I'll leave you two to destroy the rest of them. *does that smoke grenade thing and is gone again*
Daisy: I knew he was going to betray her, but I'll admit, I wasn't expecting THAT.
Dimentio: *in mind* I could stay with Mr. L and play along with his plans,..I'd be stronger with a group. Yet I do prefer to do things alone…I could kill this idiot here and now. Then again, that would attract un-needed attention, that was a stupid idea, I should just go with the group…but sending them all to the Underwhere and doing things my way wouldn't be that bad either…
King Boo: DUDE
Dimentio: *Jumps, startled*
King Boo: Jeez, quit zoning out and help me intimidate these losers…
Dimentio: Of course…