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Published: 2012-04-28 04:20:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 14167; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 762
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mi primer desmotivacion jejeKick Buttowski (c) Sandro Corsaro
(c) chocofresas
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Eso es muy cierto XD Del odio al amor hay un solo paso... me encanta kixk y kendall
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hola oye q buen concepto, sin duda es cierto. Algun dia estos dos estaran juntos, algun dia
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a claro algundia estaran juntos
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Siempre eh pensado que deben terminar juntos *-*
Se ven muy Bien! ♥
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urra no soy la unica k pienza lo mismo jeje[link]
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what do you think of this story i wrote?
[narrator say's] "this is the story of a town to were no children are playing no car's are on the road and no one having fun the reason for it was because of a crazy drugged up marine who would shoot anything or anyone outside the majority of people he killed was 55 the town's people just stayed inside there house in fear of getting shot a dark fate of the town called cinosaur]
[cut's to a thirteen year old kid named jyde pecker lying in his bed while yawning say's]
"damn this is depressing can.t go nowhere the food is nearly gone almost all the drink's around here are turning dry but what can i do? i don.t wanna get shot nor do i want to die from lack of food! well let's see what's on tv!]
[jyde trie's to find something to watch when the marine was practicing his's shooting one of the bullet's flew right of the window and bounce of a car mirror and a airplane and hit's jyde's tv cable's witch knock's them down to the ground and jyde's tv went to static and he say's]
"you gotta kidding me!? what the hell happed?" [jyde look's outside his window to find his tv cable's shot while getting a glaring look from the marine and he say's]
"crap! now what to do?"
[suddenly knock's are heard on jyde's door as he walk's to the door to find his 11 year old sister kimie knocking she say's]
"brrbrrrbrr im booooooooored! i need something to do! hey can i watch tv?"
[jyde say's]
"2 thing's one if your bored why don.t you just play a videogame or read a book? 2 that marine guy shot the cable's to my tv so no tv for me to!"
[kimie say's]
"well... that suck's! hmmm? wanna watch video's on youtube?"
[jyde say's]
"sure!"
[jyde and kimie are walking to their parent's room to find the laptop when kimie said]
"where's the laptop?"
[jyde say's]
"oh right it broke dang! so what know?]
[kimie say's]
"um can i have some money?"
[jyde say's]
"no!"
[kimie say's]
"your a mean prick!"
[cut's to the marine scoping for thing's to shoot when he see a dog he shoot's it three time's one in the leg brain and butth#le and the marine laugh at the dying dog and say's]
"ah! the urge of killing small and defenceless creature but not as great as killing people!"
[the marine lean's outside of his window and yell's to neighbor hood]
"come out all of you! i need more thing's to kill! hahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahah coward's! afraid of bullet's huh? no problem if you step outside i can plant one in your brain! hey kid's iv.e put candy on your lawn! step outside and you can have it! hahahahhahahhahhaha! o lord im insane in my brain!"
[cut's to a kid sticking paper out the window only to have it shot but then his dad pull's him away from the window and say's]
"boy are you crazy! do you want to lose a hand or get killed!? if you do that one more time i.m going to punch you in the face!" [cut's back ack to jyde and kimie jyde say's]
"this is redundent! were going to lose our freaking mind's if we don.t get out here!"
[kimie say's]
"well what can we do? if we step outside were dead!"
[jyde say's]
"not unless we use armor to protect ourselves!"
[kimie say's]
"armor? we have armor?"
[jyde say's]
"well yes! remember that shield that you got for your birthday last month?"
[kimie say's]
"yeah! but what about the armor?"
[jyde say's]
"hmmm i know! wait here!"
[jyde run's to his room to get 2 armor suit's and come's back and say's]
"i new this these would come in handy!"
[kimie say's]
"where did you get these from?"
[jyde said]
"ebay!"
[kimie say's]
"oh! that make's since! i think... anyway let's kill the marine!"
[jyde and kimie change into there armor suit's when their father jim was done trolling people on youtube he went upstair's to find his kid's acting weird he say's]
"soooooo what um what is this? you two playing extreme knight's or something?"
[kimie say's]
"no dad we dressed up like this so we would not get shot by the marine once were outside!"
[jyde say's]
"and we.re going to kill him a become heroes in the town!"
[jim say's]
"... well ok then! carry on i will be in the basement masturbating to furry porn!"
[after jim said that he went back to basement and kimie and jyde have a disgusted look on their face's and [kimie say's]
"our dad is freaking gross and weird!"
[jyde say's]
"agreed! but let's focuse on the task at hand and go outside!"
[jyde and kimie are walking toward's the stair's when they hear a gunshot they rushed out of there house to see who got shot and turn's out it was a cat that got shot in the chest the smell of the cat's dead body made kimie puke when she was done she say's]
"hey jyde how come you didn.t throw up?"
[jyde say's]
"iv.e smelled worse but poor cat she never stood chance!"
[kimie look's at the cat's genitals and say's]
"um jyde? it's a he..."
[jyde say's[
"i don.t care really now let's forget about the dead cat whose body is getting eating by mice and continue to the marine!"
[while walking to the marine kimie say's]
"hey jyde?"
[jyde say's]
"yeah kimie?"
[kimie say's]
" 2 thing's 1 what do you plan use to kill the marine? and 2 how come he isn.t shooting at us?"
[jyde say's]
"well ether he's a sleep or he's praticing his shooting and also what i.m am going to use is um..."
[jyde see's a metal pipe on the ground and decide's to pick it up and he say's"
"with my trusty metal pipe duh!"
[kimie say's]
"not one of your better idea's huh? i mean a pipe really?"
[jyde say's]
"shut up! before i bash your face in!"
[kimie say's]
"i have no comment to that statement"
[as jyde and kimie continue walking they see stream's of blood on a tree jyde walk's up to the tree and put's his finger's on it and sniff's it and he say's]
"hmmm this blood is warm meaning it happen 20 minute's ago but i wonder who died?"
[as soon as jyde look up at the tree a dead bodu fall's right on top of him he scream's like a little girl he pushes's the body off of him and he say's]
"what the hell was a corpse's doing in a tree!?"
[kimie say's]
"don.t know but you might wanna check the letter on her boob"
[jyde take's the letter and read's what's on it and he say's]
"living in this town is a grief of pain and despare as my family died because of that bastard marine! i see no reason for living anymore so i climb ontop of the this tree and blew my brain's out but if anybody is reading this don.t look for my dead body because i.m just not worth it"
[kimie say's]
"wow... just wow"
[jyde say's]
"gee depressing sadness no more will power to keep living hmmm..."
[kimie say's]
"are we still going to kill the marine jyde?"
[jyde say's]
"yes kimie we are onward toward's him"
[as kimie and jyde arrived at the marine's they both looked at each other and nodded as they went inside they saw the head's of all the people the marine killed year's ago they brushed the image off and went up to the top of the tower they burst through the door surprising the marine he say's]
"well well well want me to kill you in my tower huh? well take this!!!"
[the marine grab's his gun and start's pointing it at them when kimie say's]
"jyde! the pipe! use the pipe!"
[jyde reache's for his pipe and rushe's to attack him but get's knocked on his back when the marine say's]
"that's it! you two are starting to annoy me! time to end this once and for all!"
[the marine pointed his gun at jyde and then he shot a bullet witch bounced off jyde's armor it hit his tv and table and then flew right into his heart jyde and kimie take this chance to push him out of the window the marine say's one last word's while falling]
"fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooooooooooooooooou!!!!!"
[and then his body fell to the ground making a huge thug sound kimie look's down and say's]
"i feel sorry for who has to clean that up!"
[jyde say's]
"finally! the people of cinosaur can go out and live their live's to the fullist"
{THE END!!! WRITTEN BY BFSTALL1!]
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something disturbing do not you think? but good
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