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Published: 2006-02-10 19:45:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 7120; Favourites: 246; Downloads: 273
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a deviation by =phalaceeDescription: I've been seeing all these '#clown-town my anti-drug' stamps floating around deviantArt for a while now, and I decided its time I shared what my anti-drug is.
It's also hosted on my own webserver if you want to use it outside of deviantArt. The address is here: [link ].
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Eh, I guess Jesus is cool... a bit creepy, a bit self-contradictory, and a little too make-believe for my taste, but I guess I can deal with him =]
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Jesus is real. You'll see one day.
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sadly, Jesus is against everything im for. i.e. Vampires, homosexuality, transsexuals, etc. and thus, atheists were born.
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Nah.. Jesus never relly hates those things, although if you wish to be atheist, its all good
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When I saw that, the first thing I thought of was the "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" scene from Monty Python's Life of Brian.
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I can't use this *yet* but I'll fav this 'til I can.Also, check out my new signature, inspired by this 'o course
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Ironicy the only reason I would ever have to do drug is because you shove your religion down my throat faster than I can swallow any pills. Intelligence: my anti-religion
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I've heard people say they get high on Jesus. Then there's the part in the Bible where Jesus says the disciples are eating his body (the bread) and drinking his blood (wine).....wine is alcohol, alcohol is a drug, so.....but that would mean Catholics are technically almost vampires for having communion and drinking wine / Jesus's blood......even though alcohol is a depressant / 'downer' which makes you not get high.....yet Jesus makes peoples happy. Odd paradox.....maybe I'm looking at it all too closely.
*has odd beliefs about stuff...to be expected with a young aspie like her. It's fun analyzing stuff like this.*
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It's -full- of contradictions.
One of the things that made me an ex-christian.
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True true.
I am thankful for religion, really. If I weren't raised in a religious household, I'd be smoking pot, pregnant, and in jail for murder right now instead of seeing this awesome stamp.
But as for the wine thing, well alcohol is good for you for an extent, but drunkeness is what is not approved of.
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I know this is old, but
Wait wait.. what did you just say?
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....But Jesus allows for the drinking of wine...in fact, he created wine from water.
Remember kids, alcohol is a drug, too
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the wine in the bible was juice actually. they didnt know how to make alcohol.
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This is great!! Im adding this right away!
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Nice, I'm so adding that to my bot under the command ``Jesus
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