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cleris4ever — Rowling Pwnage
Published: 2010-07-05 03:46:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 1090; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 12
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For those of you who don't know SMeyer wrote another book (waste of trees) about one of the sparklepires from Eclipse (she must really hate that character to name her after a piece of cheese) and she decided to donate one dollar from every purchase to charity. Now I know that some of you are thinking I'm being mean but this is a lady who is likely swimming in billions, and donating only one dollar to charity. Now J.K. Rowling on the other hand donates soo much money that I probably will never make. So in short ROWLING PWNAGE!Related content
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Totally.
Meyer's popular, but she'll never compare with Rowling.
Besides, Wizards actually DO kick ass, but Vampires definitely DON'T sparkle.
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LOL you made my day xD
I gotta admit, way you draw eyes is just cute *faved*
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Thankies 
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Rowling and Stephen King FOR THE EPIC WIN!
Rowling looks so cute by the way~!
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Thankies. I really like how Rowling turned out 
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lmao. you're right. meyer is obviously doing it for publicity purposes, and i don't see her being in any activist groups. lmao.
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Yeah she seems like a famewhore anyway.
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She's saying: Do I really have to answer that?
Sorry the blue didn't show up as well as I would have liked.
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I nearly just died laughing it was so funny
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indeed. iv watched it 4 times and each time i go BANG in the face with a shovel!
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The only charity which she should invest is the "Burning down Stephenie Meyer novels"-group...
And a "Saving the Geckos charity" to save the geckos which she don't killed. [link]
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Joy.... Even if she's donating a dollar to charity, she still consumed by greed. Tme to pull this baby out. *reveals one of Hell Girl's straw dolls*
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Exactly. Donating a dollar to charity is generous if you're not-too-rich-but-not-too-poor but this lady probably stuffs hundreds of hundreds of hundreds under her mattress and probably has billions more in a swimming pool.
Lulz
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Have fun in Hell, Meyer! *pulls the red string* 
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and didnt JK start out pretty much poor as fuck? so she epic pwns her again right there
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Totally! ROWLING FTW!
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