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I now have a sizable collection of dog breed stamps and though I was going to get to cat stamps, Risyntira gave me a nudge by providing this photograph of her gorgeous cat Angel. I had to admit I was amused as Risyntira breeds Border Collies and this kitty looks like a cat pretending to be one.
This photograph was used with permission from Risyntira Border Collies and if you want to know how to display this stamp on your Deviantart page please refer here - [link]
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I too like cats, even though I come from a family of dog lovers.
And that cat looks a lot like one I used to have.
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Using for sure
Especially since I got mauled by a dog when I was little
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I wish I had a cat, but my Mom has allergies.Β Β
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Ways to torture a cat:
1 - Kick it around, you know, when the fucker gets in your way, whether it be when you're taking a shit and it comes in and watches, or when you're sleeping and it sits on your face. Just put a little force into it and BLAM! The fucker goes flying. It's especially nice to watch a cat go flying on a wood floor, with all four spread, doing 360's and crying like a Mexican without his burrito. Kicking him from under (like under the stomach) let's loose a flying cat, spinning and twirling in the air. Happycat does not approve of this article, but LinktheWolf does.
2 - Tail tricks....This is the fun part...Seeing the cat can't really get to it's tail, you can do shit with it and the cat it defenseless. Try tying the cat's tail to his front paw, cuz everyone time it walks, it's tail get's pulled, looks like some diseased person trying to walk. Or even better, get a nice grab of the tail, and start spinning the cat around using it, the cat will have to take the pain, cuz by force of nature, it can't reach it's paws around to scratch you since it's spinning so fast it's paws are spread-eagle like. If you have glue, and the cat's tail is long enough, or maybe just a tad shorter, you can glue it's tail to it's nose, which is cool. The cat moves his head and his ass comes up with it (how'z that for a chain reaction?) Like it'll be walking around town with it's ass all dangling up, all the other furry fucks will ram it up, which in turn, will make the cat freak when it tries to sit down (get it?). But that's kinda mean.
3 - I'm a cat person. I absolutely love them. But do you know what I enjoy most about cats? Killing them. It's soooo fun. Nothing gives me more pleasure then buying a newborn kitten from the animal shelter, taking it home, putting it in a blender with the top off, pressing the button and watching its guts fly around the room! Just to hear that one little "MEW" before its lungs are shredded by the blades.
Another fun thing to do with cats is to tie a cat to a clothesline by its tail. Of course, you'll have to nail its tail to itself after snapping it to make a harness, but after that, its nothing but cat-writhing fun. Something I like to do is to hit the cat with elongated blunt objects like a tetherball. Nothing quite makes me as happy as when its screams are temporarily muffled when you hit it the chest. PROTIP: Aim for the head. If you do it well enough, its brains and blood will shower upon its skull being crushed.
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Why would you type this?
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even though this is a joke this is really cruel and horrible to read and can also be offensive especially to animal/cat lovers and tbh there is a lot of animal abusers and it's not really good to say things like this out in public, especially if people with hyper empathy happen to see the gorey or bloody parts like me (my body is currently heating up and I feel immensely terrible)
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I'm offensive and I find this shitty
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Sweet Jesus. No more cocoa puffs for you.
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq6ktYFDβ¦
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wtf is wrong with you!? i didnt even red this because it already sounds so cruel! How dare you say that about cats? They're animals! They're alive! one word R-E-P-O-R-T-E-D
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Trump supporter feminist
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wtf trump supporters arent feminists
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They are now because a wizard did it
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Okay I saw that it's a joke.
Nice one.
But where did u get that from?
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Encyclopedia Dramatica. Most of the time it's trying too hard to be edgy, but some articles are funny
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What the fuck is wrong with you?!
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Stop being so mean to yourself!
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whAT THE HELL DOOD
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