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Published: 2010-09-16 18:11:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 1481; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 4
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a random screenshot edit with a double text cause I couldn't chose which of the two.screenshot made of Red Faction Guerrilla, which i dont own for any bit
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I drive all the time, but you should see my parking, instead of it like that, its through a wall xD
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Wait. THAT's what happens whit people who support EDF?XD
The red faction steal theyr cars and park'em like that.XD
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lol, yep 
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*plots a plan to place 18 explosives on one car. Drive it trough one guardpost so cncfreak can get his awesome device who make it rain cars in position unoticed*
Powersledge.
Check.
Explosives.
Check.
Nano rifle.
Check.
assault rifle.
Check.
Ok. when do we fight for the brother....err i mean the red faction?XD
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ASAP they wont control us any longer, mars will be ours >
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Yeah. Right after my coffe break*sit and drink coffe*
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lawl, i prefer energy drink
*builds a nanoforge an programs it to create cars and a huge cannon*
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ok. Now im ready.*take a car. Drive it to sam. Get sam to rig it whit so much explosives it could destroy a whole base just by going of. Then i drive trough(yeah trough the buildings because i CANXD). Then i jump out and the truck goes trough the gate and into the base and then i detonate.*
BOOOOM!*BooooM!*
*run*
*call you*
Ey. Your decoy is all set.
*stop the call whit some smashing whit my powersledge against some EDF troops*
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sure thing *presses the little red button on his remote as bing bangs sound*
now just wait for a second... or.. *a hail of cars fall down on the base*
*CRRRASHHCHARSHCASHRASH!*
want more?
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Hell yeah comrade. Those EDF terrorists shal die! AND your weapon was bloody marvelous.
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hehe just wait *presses the button again as nearly all cars explode and create a bit overdone destruction*
there
those nanobots are smart enough to make moab's it seems haha
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ONE vision! ONE purpose. A FREE MARCH!
uhm. Yeah something like that.xD
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haha for the brotherhood, now lets go see if there is tiberian beneath the crust of this mars >
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Yeah. Lets. but first.*take green paint and paint a black crystal tiberium green* LOOK! i created tiberium.XD
Ok. Lets look after tiberium.XD
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woohoo, let this world receive the blessing of kane :3 piece trough power, evolution trough tiberium.
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piece? What piece?*pick up a piece of a crushed EDF armor* This piece?XD
Ah. YEAH! lets all behold the tiberium age!
NOW! we need ACME minig vechiles.xD
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indeed, ROLL EM IN GUYS! *a few harvesters start harvesting with some red faction driving them*
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Yeah! and remember. we shal not eat the tiberium.Unless a holy priest says otherwise.We shal not drink the liquid tiberium if not told oterwise by a holy priest or another wize brother. We shal not let EDF take our tiberium.
OTHER THAN THAT! do as you want whit it!XD
AND for everyone to know. The marauders shal not be hunted!Now. Lets eat tiberium cake!
Its choclate cake infused whit tiberium!XD
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ohhh glowy
<5 hours later>
pfff finally done *throws a bucket of liquid tiberian in the face of the dragon which slowly comes to life*
yaaay my own tiberian mutant draggy :3
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HURRAY!
And it better be a norse looking dragon or i gona eat it!
XD
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NU UH! I'm not making Nidhoggs, i make classic westerns... though perhaps this one would look better with two pair of wings :3
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i meant not a nidhogg. Nidhogg was the underground dragon who guarded the path to hel.
XD
But that aint good.
AND!
*start planting tiberium*
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for kane!, and the future with our mutant babies! XD
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arr! and im sure sam wil find a cure for the mutations.xD just give her enough scrap metal.XD
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lawl, indeed, somehow she always gets everything done with metal.....
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Thats because she got HEAVY metal.XD
And everyone knows that HEAVY METAL crush everyting.XD
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HELL YEAH!
AND! i gona do what i said.
*start eating your dragon*
*a hour later*
ARR! good dragon yerr have!
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NOOOO MY DRAGON!!!! (ignores the fact that he was holding shift)
WHY?!?!?!
he was the best... and only dragon i ever had
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*points* BECUASE! you shal now use the dead EDF to make a dragon. *go werry near you and talk low* And if the Red Faction discover that the leaders are just dolls for the brotherhood. And if you tell anyone that RED FACTION did not win this. because the brotherhood wants this to be a secret. Then you are a traitor. And we know what happens whit traitors to NOD. and we also know what happens whit traitors to Red Faction. *speak normal* NOW! lets get you a new dragon.*walks of in the direction of a car*
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aye, all right, *wonders if he shall use his dragonic powers*
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*drive to a old GDI base where the bodies is all over* lets start. *begin collecting the bodies in a pile so its easier for you to build your dragon*
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*dives into the pile as it grows and slowly becomes more like a dragon with every body added*
*flies out of the beak after a moment as the dragon roars*
yay :3 let it instill fear into the GDI. fear my pet you meaningless mortals
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hmm. That thing is bloody marvelous.
Now lets get the show starting eh? i know the location of a EDF base outside the normal territories. They have terraformed there.*Walks to you and show you a map(old style of paper. So it aint common exept by people who dont trust electronick maps)*
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hmm, i'm getting kinda of a StarCraft 2 feeling, zerg ftw, anyways, *marks a spot on the map and shows it to the dragon which flies off*
awwe how cute, he's going to play with them :3, oh that sounds so wrong...
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Yeah. And i have played STARCRAFT not STARCRAFT2. ZERG! and protos
Now to the fact that we stand in a base and its NO signs of tiberium in this place..
*starts trowing around tiberium from my big pockets*
NOD tecnology. Can contain much in my pocktets whitout being heavier.
Now. Im also resistent due to my research on tiberium:3
But we must controll it or the EVIL scrin show up stealing our beautiful and holy tibeirum.
*starts placing advanced poles in the ground around the base*
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the scrin wont be a challenge when we shape life out of their death.
their bodies will be used for our army that wont fall to a minor alien army.
the tiberium will fuel the rest and let us perfect kanes intentions... even though the destruction of the scrin does kinda collide with it.
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The scrin. If seen. Will be eaten by me. Now, lets continue setup this base,research lab and dragon training area and so on eh? TERRAFORM! WHIT TIBERIUM!
GET IT DONE BROTHERS!*NOD personel starts terraforming the ground whit prototype tiberiumpowered tecnology*
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excellent, no longer the dragonic race will be extinct, now they will rule again, *starts doing research trying to find out how to manipulate dna structure*
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We need....CHOCLATE CAKE MACHINES!
*runs to my lab to inevnt the machine who make choclate of choclate.toped whit choclate and in the midle. Vanilla cream.*
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thats... good i guess.
i'll just continue with building up our inner *twitches* DRAGON sanctum.
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ARR! and we need seas. *go terraform whit great seas*
Whit the seas we can even get fish!
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Zo parkeer ik hem ook altijd ^^
Ook vaak in de voordeur trouwens ^^
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