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CobaltLegion — Drunk Steel
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Published: 2017-06-30 02:08:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 422; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 0
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a lil pic to get into the swing of things hopefully.Related content
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Welp I better get her home
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Drunk Raffles: Whoz' the hot Earth pony?
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Drunk Steel: OH DUDE he's part pony, part tiger!! *stumbles stands up again swaying*
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Drunk Raffles: You're right am part tiger! I always catch my pray!
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*sidles up to him* WOW thats Uncredible! you probably kick all the flanks! *takes a swig*
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Drunk Raffles; *Takes another drink* Oh yesz I dozs. Ya know something? Those lips look awfully lonely can I call my pals over? *Takes another drink*
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Drunk Steel: WHere are they? *she looks arouind drunkenly* if they half as handsome as you~ i think i'm liking stripes~
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What do ya do with a drunken steel cog? What do ya do with a drunken steel cog? What do ya do with a drunken steel cog early in the mornin?
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Drunk Raffles: Get her another drink.
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Raffles; Thez right here *Gently puts his hooves on her face and french kisses her*
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*she excepts the kiss enthusiastically if a bit drunkenly*
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Raffles; Thatz was the best kiss I ever had from an Earthz pony.
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*steel in a daze* wow... great for you. wait wha??
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Raffles: You're an Earthz pony right?.........*Raffles can barely see clearly*
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*She Gives Raffles a sudden stunned look, then falls back off her stool and hits the ground like a sack of potatoes.* thump
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Raffles: thatz how I get them...what a lovely stallion right? *Continues to drink heavily*
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*sips quietly from bottle as she stares up at him from the floor, a growing look of horror. she begins to back away her robotic leg wirring quietly*
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Raffles: *Helps her up*
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Steel: T-thanks... *she is visibly nervous* so on a scale of one to ten. how wreaked are ya? hehehe, cause i very wreaked.
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Raffles; I'm, wracked enough to want to wrack you some more pony~ *Drinks another bottle full*
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Steel: so Handsome you ever seen one of these? *she takes a drink then points to her fake leg* it helps tone one's bottom ehehehe.
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Raffles: Kinky *kisses her again* Want to show this zonkey something else?
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Ya dun wanna..... fite meh, I'll sic me army on yah and... *passes out*
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*Steel stares* i *hic* wish i ha..d an army...
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Nonsense! They be too.... hard to manage.. Ya gotta, feed em, clothe em, arm them.... ugh.... They complain a shiteton and aint thankful for what ya give em..... I hate all of the whiney gits the lot... this alcohol aint agreein with me, excuse me for a moment. *runs over to a garbage can and vomits*
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*pats back as vomits* Thaths why ya need to use robobs...robits, rob...Machines *hic*
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Ugh... *cough* but then ya gotta invest in some place ta produce em. And check on em to make shure they dun malfuntun or break, then ya gotta keep em oiled und clean.... and ihm runnin low enough on cash as is... I think I need ta try a new approach at the whole warfare, mercenary army thing....... I dunna...
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*chuckles slightly* good thing I proly got enough dosh fer two rooms lass.... *picks up steel and stumbles his way to a room, putting her in the bed as best he can before wobbling off to the room next to it.*
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*finally stumbles into bed* unf! Oh lord.... the hangover will probly kill me, or made me whish it had.... that girl seemed noice tho.... I wonder if we can*falls asleep*
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