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Code-Shark — Not My Problem

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Published: 2021-10-10 01:59:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 4257; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 0
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The tell tail warning klaxons screamed from down the hall, followed by a series of minor woofing thumps, and then several less minor explosions. All this was just the prelude to the door being blown off the hinges, its charred remains arching out across the hallway with little fire trails of their own. The muffled alert siren now a wailing banshee, reverberated down the hall as a thick cloud of smog rolled out from the now open doorway.

Jennivien, taking  a deep breath, folded the now crumpled paper from payroll documents she had been about to deliver over her arm and performed an about face.

‘Who authorized these acquisitions!’ The reverberating sound of a shark in the throws of heart failure resided from the still smoking room. ‘You purchased a what! With a what? Why! You do realize we are on a budget!

She started to walk a little faster.

‘Yes! Budget – the thing that keeps the Internal Revenue Services from sending hit men with suits after us! That’s why it is important!’

Not my problem. Not my problem. Not my problem. Not my –

As quietly as she could she closed the door behind her.

Best to find a suitable I-beam to bar the door.

Soon.


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