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Coelasquid — Manly Guys 11

Published: 2010-05-05 02:00:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 25075; Favourites: 359; Downloads: 175
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Description All right, here's the last part of Jared's story, as well as an update on what's happening with my site. I'm just copy-pasting the status journal I made there;

Since I can’t even comprehend the inefficiency of a host that requires more than my entire monthly salary to host the eleven strips I’ve uploaded thus far for a year, I have spent the night transferring all of my files to DreamHost. As soon as I get the nameservers on the domain switched over, I will be done with InMotion’s flaky hosting and won’t have to worry about having to pay hundreds of dollars a month for people to be able to look at my site.

So in the meantime, if some comments go missing or there are any weird happenings like that, it’s probably just because of the transition. And if the site goes down, again, it’s probably because InMotion pulled the plug.

Everything is set up for the move, but InMotion will need to process my cancellation request before they can release my domain to me. Just a head’s up, there will be no new comics posted until the domain is sorted out.

So my advice folks, do not do business with InMotion Hosting. Tell all your friends not to do business with InMotion Hosting. Will hexes onto their livestock, if it so pleases you.
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Comments: 82

SakataKonker [2011-04-13 16:52:48 +0000 UTC]

the face of jared in the 6th panel xD!!

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ChildofAura [2011-02-26 04:32:15 +0000 UTC]

I only wish I could make the face that Jared makes when he says, "They Still have my Xbox!" That, and I wish I could make the faces that Mr. Fish always has.

I bet if the Commander played Pokemon, he'd have a Machamp.

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Dantesparda90 [2011-02-24 13:20:36 +0000 UTC]

I wonder if Solid Snake will show up

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PaperMatt202 [2010-11-01 04:48:31 +0000 UTC]

lol, Jared's such a nerd.

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gizbear [2010-05-29 23:14:20 +0000 UTC]

i freaking love jared...

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milk-is-for-da-weak [2010-05-17 00:42:22 +0000 UTC]

i LOVVVVEEEE the face in panel #4.

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VicCreed [2010-05-13 17:58:55 +0000 UTC]

I'd sniff the hell out of Marus' jockstrap!

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Kittykitty911 [2010-05-11 06:21:50 +0000 UTC]

Ahh, daily dose of manly guys.

My testosterone meter for the day has been checked and filled.

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KillerBear069 [2010-05-10 06:53:40 +0000 UTC]

so THAT's how it happened awesome closure

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Jin-Kurazama [2010-05-09 02:32:36 +0000 UTC]

... Well actually I´d really like to see how would a pikachu survive a gyarados´s Crunch attack

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TheCrowchan [2010-05-08 23:21:31 +0000 UTC]

Internships are just better with Gyrados.

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lazardo [2010-05-08 12:58:29 +0000 UTC]

"Oh, and you might wanna wear gloves when picking up the glowy ones. That Imulsion can do a really nasty number on your family jewels."

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Carnaugh [2010-05-07 03:54:26 +0000 UTC]

I laughed my arse off when I say the 360 kid reference.

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Carnaugh In reply to Carnaugh [2010-05-07 03:55:17 +0000 UTC]

*cough* Saw, I mean

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SkulblakaxSolxMakina [2010-05-06 02:31:21 +0000 UTC]

A HEX UPON THE LIVESTOCK, AND A LOVECRAFTIAN ELDER GOD UPON THEIR DOMAIN!!!


lul

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Uranium12 [2010-05-06 02:23:01 +0000 UTC]

dude that mega sucks.

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ragegamer2 [2010-05-06 00:24:36 +0000 UTC]

The great thing about DeviantART isn't favoriting awesome artwork and leaving douchebag comments, it's showing everyone online that I did.

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Eelio [2010-05-05 22:26:29 +0000 UTC]

That has to be the worst intern job in existence.

Also, I don't plan on hosting anything, never mind with InMotion, but a hex upon their livestock!

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Evil-Stan [2010-05-05 19:35:49 +0000 UTC]

you got it, curly squid.

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erreip199 [2010-05-05 17:03:09 +0000 UTC]

now that i think of it, jared should keep his gyarados out of kratos sigh.... he might get a flashback and think its the giant snake he impaled on a boat

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AtomicStoney [2010-05-05 14:50:19 +0000 UTC]

I find it ironic that a Pokemon trainer would play an X-Box.

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jakface [2010-05-05 09:09:36 +0000 UTC]

SHIT YES EXBAWKS KID FACE I freaking DIED. <3

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Zombie-Mann [2010-05-05 08:50:40 +0000 UTC]

You should watch out when posting such things... Companies don't like it when people say that they are bad and tell others to go to other companies. They are all to happy to go and sue people because of these things. And nice comic by the way.

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Coelasquid In reply to Zombie-Mann [2010-05-05 12:08:22 +0000 UTC]

I really don't think they can sue me over this. They locked my entire account without warning and told me to fix it after the fact. When I asked them what could be done to fix it they canceled the ticket for the question and took the entire site down again a week later. After it was restored from a backup and moved to a new host, I sent them a cancellation request. They told me they were sorry to hear and gave me advice that would have fixed the problem weeks ago before all of this locking and deleting my website nonsense.

These are horrible business practices and I think people should know so they don't end up with the same problems.

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Zombie-Mann In reply to Coelasquid [2010-05-06 07:08:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh... Now that are some shitty practices.

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mistr3ssquickly In reply to Coelasquid [2010-05-05 22:40:48 +0000 UTC]

It's called "freedom of speech." You're free to state your experiences with a company. That's why good companies ask for user feedback. It's good for business.

I mean, you don't see folks getting sued for posting "this product sucks" on Amazon.com, do you? Then you won't see it here. Tell us how it is, Squid!

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StoryKillinger [2010-05-05 07:54:15 +0000 UTC]

OH HAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS BRILLIANT!
Keep up the good work darlen!

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LordBurn [2010-05-05 06:43:48 +0000 UTC]

Oh man. when I read Fenix, I thought of Phoenix Wright and I thought, "why the hell does he need jock straps?" Lawering must be a lot more intense that I thought.

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tenchibaka [2010-05-05 06:20:02 +0000 UTC]

'dem bitches beter not have any cows *gives the evil eye*


no, but this was funny, you should keep him in

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AirbornePiggy [2010-05-05 06:12:09 +0000 UTC]

That face... It's (comically) beautiful!

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Stinkofan20X6 [2010-05-05 05:42:24 +0000 UTC]

Panel six=ButtHead?

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Coelasquid In reply to Stinkofan20X6 [2010-05-05 13:04:54 +0000 UTC]

[link]

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Stinkofan20X6 In reply to Coelasquid [2010-05-05 15:50:23 +0000 UTC]

oh.

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shanku [2010-05-05 05:24:20 +0000 UTC]

Fenix... wait.. Gears of War? LOL

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Readasaur [2010-05-05 05:17:29 +0000 UTC]

I choose to believe that Mr. Fishy was electrocuted into releasing the rat before chewing, just like in the manga series when Pikachu battled Dragonite OH MY GOD HOW DO I KNOW THIS I AM SUCH A GEEK!

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Go-Outside [2010-05-05 04:55:31 +0000 UTC]

i know ive probably said this before but um
i'm in love with you?

okay just so you know

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Summercen [2010-05-05 04:39:58 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOU this has just made an entirely shitty evening far less shitty.

<3

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KoshDrawfag [2010-05-05 04:27:06 +0000 UTC]

"...And thats the story of how InMotion Hosting and Dairy Farming was destroyed by an wizard."

"you scare me, grandpa."

"i know, billy. i know."

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GeotrixQueen [2010-05-05 04:24:32 +0000 UTC]

That darned Jared.

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Trollkid [2010-05-05 04:12:38 +0000 UTC]

Gyarados eat da pikachu?

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justjingles [2010-05-05 04:10:18 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha, he's on jock strap duty!

... I laugh because I've been there.

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fivetail [2010-05-05 03:17:28 +0000 UTC]

Panel six: flawless meme execution is flawless.

You are truly wonderful.

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evilengine9 [2010-05-05 02:52:56 +0000 UTC]

That kid is pulling the Butthead-iest mouth in panel six and it's AWESOME.

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JoeyTheMostAwesome [2010-05-05 02:50:05 +0000 UTC]

Kaw haw haw, that's hilarious.

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xBowserxchanx [2010-05-05 02:48:42 +0000 UTC]

DAMN YOU INMOTION

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Realm-Of-The-Shadows [2010-05-05 02:41:31 +0000 UTC]

so education DOES take a backseat in the pokemon world XD

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Psshaw [2010-05-05 02:28:50 +0000 UTC]

My favorite part of these strips has been Gyrarados' quasi-human fishface in the back. Even in the context of a cartoon, there's something chillingly disturbing about those sad head-sized eyes staring aimlessly at your back.

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styrecat [2010-05-05 02:28:32 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, I'll remember to not go with In Motion hosting... EVER

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einfacheresleben [2010-05-05 02:26:00 +0000 UTC]

Oh, the sixth panel, how I love you so. <3 A 360 kid reference has never fit so well into a comic.

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crumblygumbly [2010-05-05 02:15:40 +0000 UTC]

Great expressions make the happy happen D:

Can't get enough of theeeeese

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