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Colatechi — ::The Wife::

Published: 2010-09-22 00:24:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 1828; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 14
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Description "Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. "


If not for the fact that nightmare likes to keep his marital status on the downlow, the exsistance of this woman would probably never have been known. Not necessarily being a fan of her spouse, The Wife tends to stay out of his way, usually wandering around aimlessly and amusing herself with the little things she finds during her travels.

Nightmare and the wife, wtf?
Do you know the story of Hades and Persephone? Imagine persephone was an unsuspecting young woman doing her grocery shopping, and hades was an ass searching shadow on a mission. So he grabbed her, and she threatened to cut him. And proceeded to do so, during the entire trip. Finding her anger endearing, he decided that opposed to being a piece of ass worthy of a one night stand, she would be his wife. Now imagine persephone not getting to leave every six months and beating the shit out of hades every couple of days for being an idiot. Also, due to the exposure persephone eventually gained some abilities.

Her main abilities:
1) Hypnotism and manipulation through eye contact
2) The ability to see an individual's fears.
3) the ability to have illusions of said fears manifest around said individual.



Personality:
For the most part, Wife is a very friendly woman. She likes making sure nobody gets hurt, and she's very caring, usually trying to protect people she comes across in her husband's realm if they don't belong there in the first place.

Her relative tolerance level has very much to do with the laws of common sense. if you do dumb shit, you are more likely to have her dislike you. And the more she dislikes you, the further you should run. Basically, while she's a good person and is always willing to help others, her fuse is a bit short.

When it comes to nightmare, seeing as how she became his wife against her will anyways, she tends to hit him. Alot. And call him names, and they generally don't get along too well because he finds her far too easy to tease and she has little to no tolerance for his bullshit.


Fighting Style:
She knows a good deal of hand to hand, but her skill really lies in the manipulation of her opponent. Her abiities make her a force to be reckoned with, and, while she usually hesitates to use them. if she finds you a significant threat, consider yourself a target for all that she has to throw at you.

Pros:
She'll be more willing to help you if you are against nightmare to begin with. Seeing as how she tends to enjoy putting wrenches in his plans. Her husband's minions won't go after her, and maybe, if you ask nicely, she can manipulate others into helping you.

Cons:
She's a mortal, to an extent. she gets injured, her limbs don't regenerate, and cutting off her head means death. Also, sometimes her intentions aren't quite clear, and her short fuse means that if you mess with her too much you may be in for a nasty surprise.


-Ways character says things-

i. Hello: "Ah, hello there!"
ii. Thank you: "Thank you so much!"
iii. Goodbye: "Bye~!."
iv. Yes: "Of course."
v. No: "No."
vi. I love you: "....Pft."
vii. Go away: "you have ten seconds."
viii. I hate you: "You did a bad thing. Allow me to show you why."
ix. I’m cold: "Augh I'm freezing!"
x. I’m hungry: "...Oh huh! I'm..Actually kinda hungry. this is rare."
xi. You idiot: "You don't use your brain much, do you?"
xii. I’m tired: "Hmm...Augh I need to sleep more."
xiii. I’m drunk: "Heeeeheeeheeeee~"
xiv. Supper: "Oh hey, food!"



Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
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Comments: 12

MindOfGenius [2010-09-26 16:38:18 +0000 UTC]

Nairb: 0_o...Nightmare...has a WIFE?!?

*starts laughing uproariously, bending over and holding his stomach*

Nairb: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just- *deepens his voice and acts huffy* Grr, I'm big bad Nightmare, I do what I want, I don't need anyone...I have a wife.

*is now rolling on the floor laughing*

Nairb: what, you gonna start teaching 'family values'?!?!

*laughing so hard he can't talk*

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Colatechi In reply to MindOfGenius [2010-09-26 19:19:32 +0000 UTC]

Wife:...Family Values?

*considers nairb much like a lazy lioness considers an antelope when it can't quite decide if the chase to catch it will be worth the thrill or not*

Wife:...*heads over and picks nairb off the floor, purple eyes glowing and looking more than a little terrifying* B|. trust me when I say that becoming the wife was not done willingly.

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MindOfGenius In reply to Colatechi [2010-09-27 17:40:28 +0000 UTC]

*Nairb is still snickering over the idea of Nightmare being married*

Nairb: No, no...it's not you, just...

*snorts, then starts laughing again*

Nairb: Oh, MAN! NIGHTMARE! YOU IDIOT! XD!

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NightmareTournament In reply to MindOfGenius [2010-10-01 14:23:28 +0000 UTC]

: .... -STARE- AY, SHE'S A FINE PIECE OF ASS. -yanks Nairb from Wifey and tosses him off a cliff-

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MindOfGenius In reply to NightmareTournament [2010-10-04 16:49:03 +0000 UTC]

Nairb: *while falling* you're still an idiooooooooooooooooooooooooot.....

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SeekerPsycho [2010-09-22 05:36:18 +0000 UTC]

Why do I get the feeling she's going to be the theme of one of the rounds, like how the first one was normal world?

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NightmareTournament In reply to SeekerPsycho [2010-09-22 14:42:44 +0000 UTC]

.............

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SeekerPsycho In reply to NightmareTournament [2010-09-22 20:46:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh... bugger...
Did I just make a self fullfilling prophecy?!

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NightmareTournament In reply to SeekerPsycho [2010-09-23 03:39:19 +0000 UTC]

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MindOfGenius In reply to NightmareTournament [2010-09-24 21:47:51 +0000 UTC]

BEWARE OF THE EVIL GRINNING FACE.

IT MEANS IT'S GONNA GO DOWN

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BeckKeep [2010-09-22 01:05:16 +0000 UTC]

Oh hey how are you-- OH GOD SO MANY SPIDEEEEEEERSSS

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ClosetExtrovert [2010-09-22 00:34:22 +0000 UTC]

And now Tyler is traveling around with her. This should be fun.

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