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Weiss:…Really, Yang? Really?
Ruby: Sis, this is not the time or place!
Blake: Just because you can, does not mean you should!
Yang: Hey, if it works! Right guys? (Waves at the villains they’re supposed to be fighting).
Hazel: I’m asexual, the only thing I’m passionate about is vengeance against OZZZZPINNNN! (Everyone jumps back)
Hazel: But he’s not here right now.
Tyrian: My only interest is defending the beauty of our Goddess!
Watts: I’m Sapiosexual.
Mercury: Meaning?
Emerald: Oh I know this one! It means he’s only sexually attracted to people based on intelligence.
Tyrian: So her majesty then.
Watts: Wait what?
Tyrian: Are you saying that our Queen is not a glorious and brilliant ruler?!
Watts: No wait, she certainly is, I would never acknowledge Her Grace as anything less!
Tyrian: So you do have an attraction to her Majesty!
Watts: So do you!
Tyrian: At least I’m not hiding it.
Emerald: Can we focus?
Watts: Yes, Cinder fan-girl, do stop.
Emerald: Wait, what are you saying?
Mercury: He’s saying you’re into Cinder the same way Stabby Tail is into Cinder’s boss.
Emerald: You wanna go, Dildo-legs?
Hazel: ENOUGH! (Quirky Mini-Boss squad stops comedic bickering to listen to the serious guy)
Hazel: In case you forgot, our targets are…wait, where they’d go?
BEEP (X5)
Watts: Oh Dear.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! _____________________________________________________________________________________
Salem (Does the Gendo Ikari Hand Gesture): You knew their fighting abilities, you had fought with them before, you had them outnumbered, you even knew the environment…
(Competent and semi-competent minions remain silent, Tyrian crying at disappointing Mommy Salami)
Mercury raises his hand
Salem: I’m.Not.Done.Boi.
Mercury lowers his hand.
Salem: Now I’d like to know just how it was possible for all of you to fail like this? Not even Haven was like this.
Hazel takes a breath.
Salem: Hazel Rainart, I hope for your sake you do not plan to do another “Take one for the team” attempt that tries to cover up for what the team did. Or do you enjoy being bound up by my tentacles?
Hazel, stops, considers…Then takes an even deeper breath.
Mercury: It was Boobs. (Ackward silence.)
Salem: Excuse me?
Mercury: You know how Team RWBY gained that transforming ability?
Salem: That leaves them wide open for you to kick-shoot them up in the face?
Mercury: Blondie’s shout-phrase was “Big titties”
Salem: And?
Mercury: That started a conversation that-
(Crippled Psychopathic Assassin shut up by fancy pistol from Jock-Nerd and Mecha-Tail from Psycho Fan-Boi covering his mouth)
Tyrian: Let’s not sweat the small stuff.
Watts: Basically we were distracted.
Salem: By boobs? Seriously? My greatest operatives….distracted by a woman’s chest? And what happened next may I ask?
Hazel: They took advantage of our distraction to throw explosives and explosive dust rounds around, and brought the warehouse down on us.
Angry Boss “Lady?”:…..
Evil minions who need focus on hormones 2nd, mission priorities first:….
Salem waves her hand and the door opens… Multiple tentacled grimm appear.
Salem: Now I am not a therapist or a counselor, but we have got to work on your hormones before I send you any missions….this will be your price for failure.
(The following content is flagged NC-17 for tentacles, and too many other tags to count...let's use our imagination)
Meanwhile, elsewhere…
Cinder receives shivers down her spine, nearly lighting herself on fire to get rid of the chills.
Evil Mute Cutie hides a smile looking at evil Ms. Eyepatch on High-Heels getting Random Spooks. twitter.com/DebzTheNaught/stat…

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Weiss:…Really, Yang? Really?
Ruby: Sis, this is not the time or place!
Blake: Just because you can, does not mean you should!
Yang: Hey, if it works! Right guys? (Waves at the villains they’re supposed to be fighting).
Hazel: I’m asexual, the only thing I’m passionate about is vengeance against OZZZZPINNNN! (Everyone jumps back)
Hazel: But he’s not here right now.
Tyrian: My only interest is defending the beauty of our Goddess!
Watts: I’m Sapiosexual.
Mercury: Meaning?
Emerald: Oh I know this one! It means he’s only sexually attracted to people based on intelligence.
Tyrian: So her majesty then.
Watts: Wait what?
Tyrian: Are you saying that our Queen is not a glorious and brilliant ruler?!
Watts: No wait, she certainly is, I would never acknowledge Her Grace as anything less!
Tyrian: So you do have an attraction to her Majesty!
Watts: So do you!
Tyrian: At least I’m not hiding it.
Emerald: Can we focus?
Watts: Yes, Cinder fan-girl, do stop.
Emerald: Wait, what are you saying?
Mercury: He’s saying you’re into Cinder the same way Stabby Tail is into Cinder’s boss.
Emerald: You wanna go, Dildo-legs?
Hazel: ENOUGH! (Quirky Mini-Boss squad stops comedic bickering to listen to the serious guy)
Hazel: In case you forgot, our targets are…wait, where they’d go?
BEEP (X5)
Watts: Oh Dear.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! _____________________________________________________________________________________
Salem (Does the Gendo Ikari Hand Gesture): You knew their fighting abilities, you had fought with them before, you had them outnumbered, you even knew the environment…
(Competent and semi-competent minions remain silent, Tyrian crying at disappointing Mommy Salami)
Mercury raises his hand
Salem: I’m.Not.Done.Boi.
Mercury lowers his hand.
Salem: Now I’d like to know just how it was possible for all of you to fail like this? Not even Haven was like this.
Hazel takes a breath.
Salem: Hazel Rainart, I hope for your sake you do not plan to do another “Take one for the team” attempt that tries to cover up for what the team did. Or do you enjoy being bound up by my tentacles?
Hazel, stops, considers…Then takes an even deeper breath.
Mercury: It was Boobs. (Ackward silence.)
Salem: Excuse me?
Mercury: You know how Team RWBY gained that transforming ability?
Salem: That leaves them wide open for you to kick-shoot them up in the face?
Mercury: Blondie’s shout-phrase was “Big titties”
Salem: And?
Mercury: That started a conversation that-
(Crippled Psychopathic Assassin shut up by fancy pistol from Jock-Nerd and Mecha-Tail from Psycho Fan-Boi covering his mouth)
Tyrian: Let’s not sweat the small stuff.
Watts: Basically we were distracted.
Salem: By boobs? Seriously? My greatest operatives….distracted by a woman’s chest? And what happened next may I ask?
Hazel: They took advantage of our distraction to throw explosives and explosive dust rounds around, and brought the warehouse down on us.
Angry Boss “Lady?”:…..
Evil minions who need focus on hormones 2nd, mission priorities first:….
Salem waves her hand and the door opens… Multiple tentacled grimm appear.
Salem: Now I am not a therapist or a counselor, but we have got to work on your hormones before I send you any missions….this will be your price for failure.
(The following content is flagged NC-17 for tentacles, and too many other tags to count...let's use our imagination)
Meanwhile, elsewhere…
Cinder receives shivers down her spine, nearly lighting herself on fire to get rid of the chills.
Evil Mute Cutie hides a smile looking at evil Ms. Eyepatch on High-Heels getting Random Spooks. twitter.com/DebzTheNaught/stat…