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Janet awoke in her animal form to the sound of dress shoes clacking against the metal floor. Like a cat, she yawned and stretched before sitting up to mock her captor once more. Admin Isaiah stopped at her cell and just stared her down. Janet flicked her tail "Are you here to chop off my head, King of Hearts?"

The admin narrowed his eyes "I originally intended to have you executed, but I have been thinking and I have decided otherwise"

Janet reverted to her human form "You mean you're gonna let me go free?"

"No, not in the way that you're thinking. You still need to be punished for attempting to destroy the Nether"

Janet grinned "Oh, I get it" she snapped her fingers, instantly binding herself with ropes, tearing her clothes, and making her hair a mess. She struggled against her bindings, but the admin only face-palmed.

"I'm not that kind of guy, Janet" she raised an eyebrow "Now, get up so I can talk to you with at least a little bit of respect for myself"

In an instant, Janet was on her feet again as if she had re-winded time. She held a look of confusion, but that quickly turned into a mischievous smirk "So you're not the bondage type, eh?" she shrugged "Fair enough" Janet then proceeded to turn around, spread her legs, and put her hands on the wall as if she were being searched. She looked over her shoulder "Then give this naughty girl a good spanking"

"I'm not going to do that either"

"Oh come on" she swung her hips from side to side "You know you wanna grab it"

The admin was blushing furiously at this point "I did not come here to fuck you!"

"But your eyes say otherwise-

-ENOUGH! Just...shut up and let me finish speaking" Janet turned around to face him and folded her arms "Listen, I want to change. I don't want to be hated and known for being the admin who kills anyone he doesn't like...and I want to start with you. Janet, will you accept rehabilitation?"

Janet whined and bounced up and down "But I want to see the Nether buuuuurrrrn"

The tint of red returned to the admin's face "Gah! Will you-stop-jumping like-that!"

Janet looked down at her chest and then back at the admin with her usual smug grin "Well, if I rehibernate myself-

-Rehabilitate"

"Whatever, I just want to know what's in it for me?"

"Well, you won't have to be executed"

"You fear death, but I welcome it with open arms" she wrapped her arms around herself and spun around.

Admin Isaiah scratched the back of his head "Okay...um...Administrator II, I need options"

The ship's voice boomed "Perhaps giving her a modified Eviscerator that fires harmless stuffed animal mortars and candy rounds?"

Janet smiled "Aaaaaand?"

The admin raised an eyebrow "And?"

"Mmmhmmm"

"Uh....Administrator?"

The ship hesitated before responding "I am afraid there are no more options available, my liege. Janet is too unpredictable"

"Well, what else do you want, Janet?"

Janet threw her hands up in the air "I want us to be together!"

"I thought I made it clear that you and I are not merging ever again"

"No, you silly admin, I want us to be together together; You know, like a couple!"

"........Hell-N-" a fist punched him in the side of his face. He turned to see Admin Sarah "What in the hell?!"

His attacker put her hands on her hips "I should say the same"

"What do you mean?!"

"Well, as weird as it would be for you to date your anti-self, you obviously have a thing for her"

"No I do not! She aggravates the korognite out of me!"

"Which means you like her"

Admin Isaiah took a breath "No, I do not"

"Opposites attract"

"I DO NOT LIKE HER!"

"........Wow, you really are a dirty stinky liar"

The admin hung his head in defeat "...I need to hold myself to a higher standard than a common admin"

"You're trying to hold yourself to the standards of a god...and honestly, you're not a god. The Nether is happy with a king and his wife in their castle. Hell, the Nether doesn't even NEED me! Why else do you think I don't "live and breathe the Nether" I wanted it to grow on its own; and you should too. Admins aren't even supposed to be this into the lives of muses! You're the only one who thinks this is a Sims game where you can micromanage the lives of everyone! You need to just fuck off!"

"....Most of that speech was out of character, wasn't it"

"Maybe, but I--do not give-two fucks. And you and Janet need to just-" Violet teleported into the room and slapped her hand three times "-yeah, that!"

Admin Isaiah paused before removing an admin vial and drinking it, bringing his power a step higher than Janet's. He moved to speak to his anti-self before he was stopped by his sister. Violet held a limp daisy out to him "Here, stop trying to be a god among mortals and just be yourself. Go. Make yourself happy"

He hesitantly accepted the half dead flower "Um...thanks" His shoes clacked as he approached his prisoner "...Janet?" she turned to him with her bleached blonde hair covering one of her piercing red eyes. The admin sighed "May I...be your significant other?"

Janet walked out of the now dissipated admin box. Then, like a frog, her tongue shot out, and snatched the flower out of Admin Isaiah's hand. She chewed it meticulously before swallowing and giving him a soft smile "I would love that" she gave pounced him and hugged him tightly "I'm ready to be rehibernated now"

He slowly placed an arm around her and nuzzled the side of his face into her hair "I'm glad to hear it. Thank you, Janet" he returned the act of affection.

Violet wiped a tear from her eye "That's so romantic"

"Yeah" Admin Sarah replied "And pretty twisted"

"Yeah...and just plain fucked up...but hell...only in the Nether" she slapped her friend on the back "Let's leave them alone" and with that, she transformed into a raccoon and exited via a portal. Admin Sarah transformed into a glittering opossum and raced after her.

.....a few days later

"Administrator II, set a course for Rehab Sector Four!" Admin Isaiah shouted "And get a message through to the Nether Castle. Dear Admin Sarah..." brute units raced across the deck to get the Jetstream units on board "...the Nether is able to take care of itself now..." the Administrator retracted its energy anchors and cruised forward with the wreck of the Eviscerator in tow "...I am confident that King Sire will see a beautiful future for that shithole now that he has the defense and the offense to do it..." A few Shipjax units pushed along the sides of the massive vessel and maneuvered it like a tugboat would with an ocean liner "...If it needs my help, I'll be there to save it. But for now, I bid the Nether a temporary goodbye-

See yah later!" Admin Janet interrupted before cutting the message "Do you always take that long to talk?"

"Well, sometimes, but not usu-" she cut him off with a big kiss on the lips. Admin Isaiah paused and blinked "I'm still going to have to get used to that. Administrator! Prepare for warp!"

"Yes, my liege" the ship replied as the Shipjax units retreated into the hangar. "Korognite drives ready, all units accounted for, Administrator II is ready to warp"

Admin Isaiah gave Janet a small nod. She gasped and squealed with glee "Hit it!" she cried out. The ship's speakers blasted rap music as its engines glowed brighter and brighter. A portal opened up in front of the bow that lead to deep space and in a flash of light, the admin's ship warped through it, closing the portal not long after.

Description
Janet awoke in her animal form to the sound of dress shoes clacking against the metal floor. Like a cat, she yawned and stretched before sitting up to mock her captor once more. Admin Isaiah stopped at her cell and just stared her down. Janet flicked her tail "Are you here to chop off my head, King of Hearts?"

The admin narrowed his eyes "I originally intended to have you executed, but I have been thinking and I have decided otherwise"

Janet reverted to her human form "You mean you're gonna let me go free?"

"No, not in the way that you're thinking. You still need to be punished for attempting to destroy the Nether"

Janet grinned "Oh, I get it" she snapped her fingers, instantly binding herself with ropes, tearing her clothes, and making her hair a mess. She struggled against her bindings, but the admin only face-palmed.

"I'm not that kind of guy, Janet" she raised an eyebrow "Now, get up so I can talk to you with at least a little bit of respect for myself"

In an instant, Janet was on her feet again as if she had re-winded time. She held a look of confusion, but that quickly turned into a mischievous smirk "So you're not the bondage type, eh?" she shrugged "Fair enough" Janet then proceeded to turn around, spread her legs, and put her hands on the wall as if she were being searched. She looked over her shoulder "Then give this naughty girl a good spanking"

"I'm not going to do that either"

"Oh come on" she swung her hips from side to side "You know you wanna grab it"

The admin was blushing furiously at this point "I did not come here to fuck you!"

"But your eyes say otherwise-

-ENOUGH! Just...shut up and let me finish speaking" Janet turned around to face him and folded her arms "Listen, I want to change. I don't want to be hated and known for being the admin who kills anyone he doesn't like...and I want to start with you. Janet, will you accept rehabilitation?"

Janet whined and bounced up and down "But I want to see the Nether buuuuurrrrn"

The tint of red returned to the admin's face "Gah! Will you-stop-jumping like-that!"

Janet looked down at her chest and then back at the admin with her usual smug grin "Well, if I rehibernate myself-

-Rehabilitate"

"Whatever, I just want to know what's in it for me?"

"Well, you won't have to be executed"

"You fear death, but I welcome it with open arms" she wrapped her arms around herself and spun around.

Admin Isaiah scratched the back of his head "Okay...um...Administrator II, I need options"

The ship's voice boomed "Perhaps giving her a modified Eviscerator that fires harmless stuffed animal mortars and candy rounds?"

Janet smiled "Aaaaaand?"

The admin raised an eyebrow "And?"

"Mmmhmmm"

"Uh....Administrator?"

The ship hesitated before responding "I am afraid there are no more options available, my liege. Janet is too unpredictable"

"Well, what else do you want, Janet?"

Janet threw her hands up in the air "I want us to be together!"

"I thought I made it clear that you and I are not merging ever again"

"No, you silly admin, I want us to be together together; You know, like a couple!"

"........Hell-N-" a fist punched him in the side of his face. He turned to see Admin Sarah "What in the hell?!"

His attacker put her hands on her hips "I should say the same"

"What do you mean?!"

"Well, as weird as it would be for you to date your anti-self, you obviously have a thing for her"

"No I do not! She aggravates the korognite out of me!"

"Which means you like her"

Admin Isaiah took a breath "No, I do not"

"Opposites attract"

"I DO NOT LIKE HER!"

"........Wow, you really are a dirty stinky liar"

The admin hung his head in defeat "...I need to hold myself to a higher standard than a common admin"

"You're trying to hold yourself to the standards of a god...and honestly, you're not a god. The Nether is happy with a king and his wife in their castle. Hell, the Nether doesn't even NEED me! Why else do you think I don't "live and breathe the Nether" I wanted it to grow on its own; and you should too. Admins aren't even supposed to be this into the lives of muses! You're the only one who thinks this is a Sims game where you can micromanage the lives of everyone! You need to just fuck off!"

"....Most of that speech was out of character, wasn't it"

"Maybe, but I--do not give-two fucks. And you and Janet need to just-" Violet teleported into the room and slapped her hand three times "-yeah, that!"

Admin Isaiah paused before removing an admin vial and drinking it, bringing his power a step higher than Janet's. He moved to speak to his anti-self before he was stopped by his sister. Violet held a limp daisy out to him "Here, stop trying to be a god among mortals and just be yourself. Go. Make yourself happy"

He hesitantly accepted the half dead flower "Um...thanks" His shoes clacked as he approached his prisoner "...Janet?" she turned to him with her bleached blonde hair covering one of her piercing red eyes. The admin sighed "May I...be your significant other?"

Janet walked out of the now dissipated admin box. Then, like a frog, her tongue shot out, and snatched the flower out of Admin Isaiah's hand. She chewed it meticulously before swallowing and giving him a soft smile "I would love that" she gave pounced him and hugged him tightly "I'm ready to be rehibernated now"

He slowly placed an arm around her and nuzzled the side of his face into her hair "I'm glad to hear it. Thank you, Janet" he returned the act of affection.

Violet wiped a tear from her eye "That's so romantic"

"Yeah" Admin Sarah replied "And pretty twisted"

"Yeah...and just plain fucked up...but hell...only in the Nether" she slapped her friend on the back "Let's leave them alone" and with that, she transformed into a raccoon and exited via a portal. Admin Sarah transformed into a glittering opossum and raced after her.

.....a few days later

"Administrator II, set a course for Rehab Sector Four!" Admin Isaiah shouted "And get a message through to the Nether Castle. Dear Admin Sarah..." brute units raced across the deck to get the Jetstream units on board "...the Nether is able to take care of itself now..." the Administrator retracted its energy anchors and cruised forward with the wreck of the Eviscerator in tow "...I am confident that King Sire will see a beautiful future for that shithole now that he has the defense and the offense to do it..." A few Shipjax units pushed along the sides of the massive vessel and maneuvered it like a tugboat would with an ocean liner "...If it needs my help, I'll be there to save it. But for now, I bid the Nether a temporary goodbye-

See yah later!" Admin Janet interrupted before cutting the message "Do you always take that long to talk?"

"Well, sometimes, but not usu-" she cut him off with a big kiss on the lips. Admin Isaiah paused and blinked "I'm still going to have to get used to that. Administrator! Prepare for warp!"

"Yes, my liege" the ship replied as the Shipjax units retreated into the hangar. "Korognite drives ready, all units accounted for, Administrator II is ready to warp"

Admin Isaiah gave Janet a small nod. She gasped and squealed with glee "Hit it!" she cried out. The ship's speakers blasted rap music as its engines glowed brighter and brighter. A portal opened up in front of the bow that lead to deep space and in a flash of light, the admin's ship warped through it, closing the portal not long after.