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Contemperina — The Art of Playa Ice Hockey

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Description Gift art to in honor of our one year anniversary writing Fanfiction together!

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, STRAY!!!!!

Confused by this picture? That's probably because you haven't read our collaboration, "The Art of Pretending It Isn't Your Fault". To fully understand the value of this illustration, click here: [link] And, more specifically, the end of Chapter 10.

But, in case you'd rather see a summary:
The story takes place on Playa De Losers beginning with Duncan's arrival. A few days in, he has the radical idea to freeze the pool and play ice hockey on it, with the help of Harold. They manage this, but...

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"WHAT in seven HELLS is—?" Hatchet roared, still gripping his key ring like a weapon, even though it looked more like a small metal Frisbee. He stopped short, though, as something amid the gathered campers (nearly all paralyzed with acute Hachetphobia) caught his attention.

Chef gritted his teeth so hard, his face turned red and the vein in his temple nearly exploded. To Duncan and Courtney, it looked like he wanted to say something, scream something at them at the top of his lungs, but all that managed to make it past his clenched teeth was a strangled, but still incredibly menacing, snarl. "RRRRRrrrrrrr…!"

He didn't need to say anymore, though, because Geoff finished the sentence. Without even waiting for his own signal, Geoff spun on his heels and tried to sprint (though he kind of just galloped in place thanks to the foil shoes, à la style Scooby-Doo) as he instructed the others to, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"

The campers scattered as Hatchet, with a speed that shouldn't have been possible for someone of his size, made a dash for the pool surface. By this time, he was seeing far too much red to realize the implications of the fact that teenagers were not yet able to stand on liquid water, so he blindly stomped onto the edge of the rink. Then, in one impossibly-long second, he slipped backwards onto the ice, hitting it with his full weight and causing the already questionably solid surface to crack, producing in the process a sound like the peal of thunder.

Unsure if she was more terrified of Chef chopping her into mystery meat-ready bits or drowning in two meters of freezing water, the sound of cracking ice awoke Courtney from her paralysis, her CIT training (and very basic survival skills) informing her to get out of there, fast. But by the time both Duncan and Courtney realized exactly what was happening, the cracked ice had already zigzagged halfway to where they were standing, almost completely across the rink from the rest of their scrambling companions.

Duncan immediately tried to take a step back, making a break for the solid edge of the rink, just as the same thought crossed Courtney's mind. She pushed off with the intention to skate past Duncan and to the rink edge behind him quick as she could, yet she couldn't get enough push to go far (foil reduced friction whether you wanted it to or not, apparently.) But as she passed Duncan, the ice cracked in the space between them, throwing Courtney off balance and forward—straight into him.

She reached out to grab something to keep herself from falling. Unfortunately for her (and Duncan), the only thing in grabbing distance was the boy himself, who looked first confused at the physical contact and then surprised when she inadvertently pulled them both down to the ice, knocking his legs out from under him with her flailing hockey stick in the process.

In accordance with the Laws of Gravity, Courtney landed back-first on the icy surface. The CIT had a mere two seconds to freak out over the situation before Duncan came crashing down right on top of her, completely sandwiching her between his torso and the increasingly unstable ice, thus knocking the wind out of her and sending her into complete panic.

They stared at each other for a moment, unsure of what to do. Courtney's entire face was flushed red, but Duncan couldn't be sure if it was because she was pissed at him, frostbitten from the temperature of the ice, had windburn from the game, or because their alignment could have easily been misinterpreted as being quite conducive to activities other than ice hockey.

Duncan felt his mouth go desert dry as he tried to keep a straight face, wracking his reeling mind for something clever to say. "Well, uh… This totally redefines 'body-checking'."

"Don't move you idiot!" Courtney hissed at him in warning, grabbing at her hockey stick with one hand and at the front of Duncan's shirt with the other (though this hand was painfully trapped between their bodies.)

The ice groaned more ominously beneath them.

"Oh, believe me, Princess," he promised, a lusty smirk finding its way back onto his lips and his saliva glands starting to work again as he named and identified exactly which parts of her were touching which parts of him. "I have absolutely no plans of doing so."

But before Duncan got a real chance to enjoy the situation, he was lifted clean off Courtney—completely off the ground, too—by the neck of his shirt. After a millisecond of being violently whipped through the air, it was Chef Hatchet's face that was just centimeters from his own. His very, very angry face…

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And, voila! Here you have a visual representation to aid your imagination. Oh, yeah. Chef's French Maid costume is referenced at other points in the story. Chris forces him to wear it when he performs his maidly duties around Playa. Poor guy. /:

Happy anniversary to strayphoenix, the most amazing co-author a girl could ask for.
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Comments: 49

LUDYRICH [2012-03-04 21:36:33 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha LOL xD

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carmillad [2010-12-19 03:34:04 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, I remember that scene, it was fantastic, and being capable of looking at Chef in his French Maid costume was PRICELESS XD. Great job, and hope there are more fanarts for TAOP ^_^

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Contemperina In reply to carmillad [2010-12-20 21:15:16 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, Carmilla! It's so good to hear from you (:
I had a lot of fun designing Chef's dress. It took surprisingly little effort... o.O And I hope there are more coming as well. I honestly haven't thought that far into it. Probably should... hahahah

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Mystique84 [2010-12-05 12:08:07 +0000 UTC]

HEY!!! I LOVE THIS STORY ON FANFICTION.NET!!!!

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Contemperina In reply to Mystique84 [2010-12-06 17:46:47 +0000 UTC]

Hey! I'm so glad you do!
Was this at all how you pictured it?

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Mystique84 In reply to Contemperina [2011-01-10 14:18:47 +0000 UTC]

Totally, i love that story! i can't wait for the next chapter, and i lolled so hard with the chef bits!

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Cokuruscana [2010-11-27 01:33:47 +0000 UTC]

Chef is workin' that dress! *snap*

I love how you drew this scene!

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Contemperina In reply to Cokuruscana [2010-11-27 04:49:37 +0000 UTC]

Pahahaha, thank you! I had fun designing Chef's outfit. (:

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ChrissyTiki [2010-10-28 03:10:19 +0000 UTC]

your drawing skills are great !

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Contemperina In reply to ChrissyTiki [2010-10-30 05:12:38 +0000 UTC]

Thanks so much!!

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MonkeiLover03 [2010-10-20 16:07:19 +0000 UTC]

I think you forgot the tinfoil...you know, to reduce friction.

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StrayPhoenix In reply to MonkeiLover03 [2010-10-20 17:29:10 +0000 UTC]

LMAO You're totally right. How did we miss this, Rina?

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MonkeiLover03 In reply to StrayPhoenix [2010-10-20 21:17:22 +0000 UTC]

Lol, ya, you guys are usually very on top of things, that's okki, I think I am the only one who noticed it ;^P

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Contemperina In reply to MonkeiLover03 [2010-10-22 00:47:07 +0000 UTC]

Whoa, whoa. Wait. There is a reason behind this.

If you'll recall, the contestants were also supposed to be wearing pillows they'd strapped to themselves as padding. So Version 1, I included both the pillows and the tin foil, but the TDI style was rather non-conducive to both items. So little of Duncan and Courtney was showing, you could hardly tell it was them.

SO, I took the artistic liberty to eliminate both objects.
I like how this turned out better in the long run.

But kudos to you for spotting that! You know your TAOP (:

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MonkeiLover03 In reply to Contemperina [2010-10-22 03:04:15 +0000 UTC]

I was thinking that, although Duncan wasn't wearing pillows as I recall, but that makes sense, you want to be able to see them!

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Contemperina In reply to MonkeiLover03 [2010-10-26 03:15:14 +0000 UTC]

Huh. Maybe we never actually WROTE that Duncan was wearing gear as well... Dang.
That's how I always pictured it, anyway.
But I think you get official "Awesome" status now. You know my story better than I do (:

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MonkeiLover03 In reply to Contemperina [2010-10-26 05:16:13 +0000 UTC]

Lol, yeah and the thing about Courtney is that she never put on the pillows either, which I personally thought was because since she was ref then she wasn't really in need of them (you don't want to piss the ref of *Cough*Duncan*Cough* by injurying her) then when she started to play she didn't care about the safety, just whooping Duncans sorry self. But, hey, what do I know?

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Contemperina In reply to MonkeiLover03 [2010-10-28 11:32:56 +0000 UTC]

...More than I do, apparently.

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MonkeiLover03 In reply to Contemperina [2010-11-01 01:00:21 +0000 UTC]

Lol, maybe I'm just to observing *Shrugs*

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Contemperina In reply to MonkeiLover03 [2010-11-02 03:28:05 +0000 UTC]

Oh, there is no such thing as being too observant.

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MonkeiLover03 In reply to Contemperina [2010-11-02 03:29:22 +0000 UTC]

Lol, maybe you are right

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StrayPhoenix In reply to MonkeiLover03 [2010-12-09 05:15:38 +0000 UTC]

Your attention to detail is quite commendable

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MonkeiLover03 In reply to StrayPhoenix [2010-12-09 22:46:18 +0000 UTC]

Thank ya, Love! Detail is important for a spy

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StrayPhoenix In reply to MonkeiLover03 [2010-12-10 00:39:30 +0000 UTC]

or a ninja

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MonkeiLover03 In reply to StrayPhoenix [2010-12-10 23:55:44 +0000 UTC]

Yesh, yesh. Or if your future has to do with Llamas.

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StrayPhoenix In reply to MonkeiLover03 [2010-12-11 00:01:03 +0000 UTC]

LLAMA SHEPARDS FTW

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MonkeiLover03 In reply to StrayPhoenix [2010-12-11 00:06:41 +0000 UTC]

YES! My sediments exactly!

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StrayPhoenix In reply to MonkeiLover03 [2010-12-11 00:17:25 +0000 UTC]

lmao I think you mean 'sentiments' xD

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MonkeiLover03 In reply to StrayPhoenix [2010-12-11 18:20:08 +0000 UTC]

I do, it's an inside joke, sorry...

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StrayPhoenix In reply to MonkeiLover03 [2010-12-11 19:30:45 +0000 UTC]

lol no worries

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TheRScrooge [2010-10-20 01:48:18 +0000 UTC]

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amyelizzy [2010-10-18 08:23:49 +0000 UTC]

if chris makes chef be a maid, then i know why he was so mad

they made a mess either that or revenge from not liking the food he made

people never leave duncan and courtney alone together, it might lead to them having a kid that could end up TAKING OVER THE WORLD

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Contemperina In reply to amyelizzy [2010-10-20 01:26:41 +0000 UTC]

It's not exactly revenge... I suggest checking out the full story. [link] It'll make much more sense that way.

And I'm sure their child would be quite the strong personality.

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amyelizzy In reply to Contemperina [2010-10-20 08:43:44 +0000 UTC]

ok

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HEROMASTER85 [2010-10-18 03:44:51 +0000 UTC]

duncan and courtney 4ever no matter what

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Contemperina In reply to HEROMASTER85 [2010-10-20 01:24:30 +0000 UTC]

I love them (:

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HEROMASTER85 In reply to Contemperina [2010-10-20 02:27:11 +0000 UTC]

Totally

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deidaraXsenpai [2010-10-17 22:32:50 +0000 UTC]

work it, Cheffy! BD

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Contemperina In reply to deidaraXsenpai [2010-10-20 01:24:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh, he's struttin' his stuff for sure. (;

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saba729 [2010-10-17 21:35:54 +0000 UTC]

awesome

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Contemperina In reply to saba729 [2010-10-20 01:24:02 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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saba729 In reply to Contemperina [2010-10-20 19:20:30 +0000 UTC]

np

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DieIllusiveMan [2010-10-17 21:12:31 +0000 UTC]

Chefette!

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Contemperina In reply to DieIllusiveMan [2010-10-20 01:23:55 +0000 UTC]

Yes! Isn't he just gorgeous? hahaha

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DieIllusiveMan In reply to Contemperina [2010-10-21 20:53:30 +0000 UTC]

CHEF YOU HUMONGOUS DRAG QUEEN!

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Bella44Swan [2010-10-17 16:53:07 +0000 UTC]

YAAAY! One of my favourite scenes from my FAVOURITE fanfic! SO AWESOME!!!!!!!

WORDS DO NOT DESCRIBE HOW AWESOME THIS IS.

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Contemperina In reply to Bella44Swan [2010-10-17 20:08:04 +0000 UTC]

Awwwww, thank you, Kagome!!
I had a lot of fun with it.

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StrayPhoenix [2010-10-17 16:35:10 +0000 UTC]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (us and our parallelism )

ZOMG!!!! THIS IS SO UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME!!!! I love the way Duncan came out in particular and Courtney looks justifiably scared. CHEF'S MAID OUTFIT FTW!!!!!

Thanks so much, Rina!!!! x10000000000000000000! I'm running out of emotioncons lol!

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Contemperina In reply to StrayPhoenix [2010-10-17 16:54:24 +0000 UTC]

YAAAY!

I'm so glad you like it (: I spent a while trying to decide which scene I wanted to portray. And when I got to this, the idea of (1) drawing Chef in his maid outfit ( ) (2) Duncan's face and (3) a flabbergasted Courtney on the ground was too good to pass up.

YOU'RE WELCOME SO MUCH! And thank YOU. x10000000000000000000
(Because if you're going to use parallelism then dammit, I'm using it too )

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