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Me: Because you have blocked my DeviantArt account, I am intending on sending you to the depths of hell, you demonic Newfoundlander!

Beanie122001 : Arf arf, woof woof, I am still not unblocking your account, troublemaker! I am the cutest dog on deviantart, and that is the end of it. Good day to you, sir.

me: How DARE you say that!? This is the final straw!

I am condemning you to a fate of eternal damnation in hell!

Say farewell to your precious life at once!!

*I am about to send her to hell*

Beanie122001 : Bark, bark!!! HELP, HELP ME!!! I AM BEING CONDEMNED TO DAMNATION IN HELL!!!

The archdeacon: Stop, in the name of the Almighty!

me: *turns around*

me: What is it that you require, archdeacon?

archdeacon: Dost thou not see that ye are committing the gravest of sins? An innocent Newfie is being condemned to damnation in hell! What foul demon would commit such an atrocity?!

Me: I say, this foul Newfie has broken my heart! To the pits of hell she must go, for in life she has broken the sanctity of my feelings! I condemn her to an eternity of damnation and woe!

Archdeacon: You may send innocent deviantarters who have blocked you to hell.

You may choose to claim that you have no reservations.

You can never, however, run from nor hide what you have done from the eyes of the church.

me: *looks scared and confused and afraid to be sent to hell*

The very eyes of the church have witnessed your acts, and you have sinned.

You have sinned in the eyes of the church, and you will suffer for your sins.

me: Oh dear, what an absolute mess this situation is. I am quite at a loss as to what I should do to handle this feelings breaker. What in the world should I do?

archdeacon: You may do all in your power to redeem this situation so that the individual who has blocked you would unblock you immediately.

me: fine. It will be use to me and I shall not send this Newfoundland in hell.

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Me: Because you have blocked my DeviantArt account, I am intending on sending you to the depths of hell, you demonic Newfoundlander!

Beanie122001 : Arf arf, woof woof, I am still not unblocking your account, troublemaker! I am the cutest dog on deviantart, and that is the end of it. Good day to you, sir.

me: How DARE you say that!? This is the final straw!

I am condemning you to a fate of eternal damnation in hell!

Say farewell to your precious life at once!!

*I am about to send her to hell*

Beanie122001 : Bark, bark!!! HELP, HELP ME!!! I AM BEING CONDEMNED TO DAMNATION IN HELL!!!

The archdeacon: Stop, in the name of the Almighty!

me: *turns around*

me: What is it that you require, archdeacon?

archdeacon: Dost thou not see that ye are committing the gravest of sins? An innocent Newfie is being condemned to damnation in hell! What foul demon would commit such an atrocity?!

Me: I say, this foul Newfie has broken my heart! To the pits of hell she must go, for in life she has broken the sanctity of my feelings! I condemn her to an eternity of damnation and woe!

Archdeacon: You may send innocent deviantarters who have blocked you to hell.

You may choose to claim that you have no reservations.

You can never, however, run from nor hide what you have done from the eyes of the church.

me: *looks scared and confused and afraid to be sent to hell*

The very eyes of the church have witnessed your acts, and you have sinned.

You have sinned in the eyes of the church, and you will suffer for your sins.

me: Oh dear, what an absolute mess this situation is. I am quite at a loss as to what I should do to handle this feelings breaker. What in the world should I do?

archdeacon: You may do all in your power to redeem this situation so that the individual who has blocked you would unblock you immediately.

me: fine. It will be use to me and I shall not send this Newfoundland in hell.