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CorenB — Get A Twitard Girlfriend Kit

Published: 2009-03-13 07:25:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 1635; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 45
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Description Can't get a normal, perfectly fine and illness-free girlfriend?

Well then, you'd have no choice buy this amazing product

GET A TWITARD GIRLFRIEND!

A Twitard is someone who is unhealthily obsessed about the Cullens and Stephenie Meyer. So what are you waiting for? Get one today!

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Comments: 7

a-northern-lad [2010-08-26 23:54:53 +0000 UTC]

"big red squishy nose"??? huh??? this IS funny tho.

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Feral-Instinct [2009-12-01 05:10:53 +0000 UTC]

Oh, God, yes, so true! XD

Love the last enclosure, lol.

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SerenityKitty [2009-03-15 20:54:09 +0000 UTC]

You also need the "Team Jacob" edition.
Where he's living a lie, thinking he's a werewolf, but is actually a shape shifter.

You could also have an inflatable baby, like the peado Jacob is.

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SilentQi [2009-03-13 21:37:24 +0000 UTC]

Oh wow. Y'now, the sad thing is that they've already come out with three different kinds of Twilight body glitter for criminally high prices. XD

Hot Topic, you fail.

Not sure about the nose though.

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MapleArtistAeros [2009-03-13 14:45:27 +0000 UTC]

Big red squishy nose...nice XD

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chiefie [2009-03-13 12:55:25 +0000 UTC]

WHOO! Cool!

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CorenB In reply to chiefie [2009-03-13 20:03:01 +0000 UTC]

Yay. XD

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