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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-08-13 19:41:31 +0000 UTC]

I'm an orange... If I put on a wig.... Will I be a REAL blonde? ;-;

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-08-13 20:12:50 +0000 UTC]

neh

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-08-13 21:14:14 +0000 UTC]

O... * silently rolls away in depression *

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-08-13 21:17:02 +0000 UTC]

NEAAAA

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-08-13 22:24:05 +0000 UTC]

;-;

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-08-16 21:36:34 +0000 UTC]

asdfghkl;'

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-08-16 21:51:58 +0000 UTC]

* rolls away to sunset * I will never understand the language on non oranges

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-08-16 22:00:17 +0000 UTC]

psshh
hhhhh


I WAS AN ORANGE MUCH BEFORE YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-08-16 22:04:02 +0000 UTC]

... Dude I was an orange my whole fucking life

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-08-16 22:38:31 +0000 UTC]

I'M OLDER THAN YOU

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-08-17 09:43:17 +0000 UTC]

YOU LOOK LIKE FRIKIN UNDYNE

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-08-17 21:44:42 +0000 UTC]

I IS A DRAGON

IN WHICH IS ALSO AN ORANGE 

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-08-17 21:51:24 +0000 UTC]

I am the Lord and savior of oranges, you are but a mere half orange reptilian 

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-08-17 22:13:00 +0000 UTC]

mwah ha ha ha ha

you mere child
you think yourself a savior?
you think yourself a lord?

YOU THINK YOURSELF AN ORANGE?

didn't you know? oranges are actually just dragons in hiding. child.

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-08-17 22:16:18 +0000 UTC]

ya know mate, there's a difference between oranges and grapes

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-08-17 22:32:46 +0000 UTC]

hehehehe

HEHEHEHE

HAHAHAHHA

so you think you're CUTE!!!!!
smashes nearby orange

you don't know what you've brought upon yourself, child.

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-08-18 07:43:36 +0000 UTC]

WHY DID YOU JUST SMASH ANOTHER ORANGE

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-08-20 21:37:31 +0000 UTC]

you thought you were safe.

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-08-20 22:08:46 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! FOOL! THINKING I WOULD HAVE THE AMOURY OF JUST A REGULAR ORANGE!!! ONLY THING YOU YOURSELF HAS IS SCALES AND A.... REALLY WEIRD HAIRSTYLE

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-08-20 22:44:42 +0000 UTC]

Heh.

Owen is preparing something big! Might wanna get ready to dodge that.

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-08-21 08:58:33 +0000 UTC]

I don't NEED dodging 

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-08-23 21:37:21 +0000 UTC]

FINAL FLASH!
(no seriously, dodge this)

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-08-23 21:46:45 +0000 UTC]

K then * rolls away *

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-08-23 22:03:13 +0000 UTC]

A massive beam of light passes by you, obliterating everything in it's path, then curving upward.

You look up.

There is now a massive hole going straight through the moon.

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-08-23 22:04:40 +0000 UTC]

Wow







YOU MISSED A SPOT

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-08-23 22:18:38 +0000 UTC]

is now behind you

"Did I?"

"are you even a real orange?"

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-08-23 22:32:06 +0000 UTC]

* face turns to other side of my body so I'm facing you... I'm an orange... Don't question it *

Depends on what you think a real orange is. 

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-08-24 03:23:58 +0000 UTC]

"The original oranges. The dragons 1000s of years ago, hiding as oranges to awaken one day, and retake the world.

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-08-24 08:15:46 +0000 UTC]

Wait, I was a dragon this whole time ? IS THAT WHAT MY PARENTS WERE HIDING FROM ME :0

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-08-25 21:31:25 +0000 UTC]

"You are a second generation orange. You could theoretically transform, but your power is no where near what it would be as a pure dragon."

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-08-25 22:15:10 +0000 UTC]

" DONT BOTHER CALLING YOURSELF THAT OF A TRUE ORANGE IF YOURE JUST GOING TO ADMIT ALL YOU ARE IS A MERE REPTILE IN DISGUISE!!! "

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-08-26 03:32:18 +0000 UTC]

"You appear to have misheard."

"Second generation oranges are a diluted bloodline.

You are not a true orange."

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-08-26 08:31:21 +0000 UTC]

Did you just assume my generation mate   

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-08-26 20:03:39 +0000 UTC]

"FAKING

YEAH"

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-08-31 20:26:52 +0000 UTC]

HOW DARE YOU JUST ASSUME THERES BUT TWO GENERATIONS OF ORANGES!!! ORANGES GO BEYOND HISTORY, MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF GENERATIONS HAVE BEEN BORN AND RAISED TO THE MAGNIFICENT SPECIES THAT IS THE ORANGE AND THEY HAVE BEEN TRAINED EACH DAY OF THEIR LIFE TO PREPARE WORLD DOMINATION! ORANGES HAVE RULED OVER GALAXIES, UNIVERSES, MULTIVERSES AND EVEN MOTHERFUCKING PIVERSES!!!!! 


MOST ORANGES DONT HAVE TIME FOR KNOWING SOMETHING SUCH AS WHAT GENERATION THEYVE BEEN BORN IN OR HOW DIFFERENT THEIR ANCESTORS LOOKED THEN THEM!!!


YOU MAY THINK YOUR REPTILLIAN BROTHERHOOD WERE THE FIRST AND ONLY " TRUE " ORANGES, BUT YOU MUST BE BLIND TO THE FACT THAT ORANGES DONT JUST DEVELOP INTO ONE SPECIES, DO SOME BLOODY SEARCHING AND I BET YOULL FIND A FUCKING UNIORANGE SOMEONE IN THIS UNIVERSE

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-09-01 22:30:06 +0000 UTC]

"Psh

by "second generation", I meant you were not a member of the original.

clearly, you know nothing of vocabulary"

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-09-02 09:25:51 +0000 UTC]

What exactly do you mean by ' original ' ? I'm as real of an orange as you are you reptillian orange God wanna-be

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-09-02 20:31:04 +0000 UTC]

I mean those that originally went into hiding.

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-09-03 10:20:33 +0000 UTC]

(( Dear god wtf are we doing XDDDD )) Well excuse me for not wanting to take cover in God forsaken grocery stores anymore. It's EXTREMELY hard to plan out revenge when kids are juggling you and parents are yelling at cashiers

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-09-03 21:26:48 +0000 UTC]

lol right. why do you think I came out of hiding?

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-09-03 21:49:17 +0000 UTC]

Meh, btw how the hell are you able to like disguise as an orange? Are you like an extremely small dragon or do you just use magic or some shit ?

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-09-03 21:56:53 +0000 UTC]

magic

full size at around 1.5 x 10e30 kg

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-09-06 07:19:14 +0000 UTC]

O Noice

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09w843tu508345082 In reply to Catscratch809 [2017-09-06 21:39:24 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Catscratch809 In reply to 09w843tu508345082 [2017-09-08 20:46:31 +0000 UTC]

Yep

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