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Mom can i have cake
*Mom* NO
Mom can i get some ice cream
*Mom* N O
...
Mom can i go take a shower?
*Mom* N-....Β Β
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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up aSPECIALROOM to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.
Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or imSORRY
(i have to do this cause im bored and got it from someone else its annoying to encounter these kind's of comments in my time -.-)
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I wonder if people actually believe this.
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Never thought I'de see the day where a copy and paster would get so many replies Β : D
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Warning! NOONE CARES!!!
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Bekkeh u slot, get yo phat ass outa here, rite now.
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WARNING! and no one cares about your dumb story
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EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HELLO 5 YEAR OLD TRYING TO GET ATTENTION! WE DONT GIVE A CRAP!
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WARNING! I don't give a fuck!
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We're all going to die someday; thus why I skipped reading this and jumped ahead to reply and state the obvious that you're a moron. Have fun with the rest of your moral existence, idiot, because I know I will.Β
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If I were a little dead girl, I'd go onto Deviantart and type out a warning threatening gullible teens on the Internet, too :^P
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eh. I Don't beilive that, BECAUSE I READ THIS ALREADY and didn't post it and no girl was to be seen
*looks around*
shit. There was chara. FUCCCCCCKKKK! Β
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I like how my dad is a stereotypical mom in many aspects.
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not exactly my mom
its a mix between yes and no
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u lucky litlte
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What I hate about my mom is that she always complains about me not being outside and productive, but when I ask her if I leave to walk around in the mall this is her answer. So why the f**k are you complaining?Β
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THERE NEEDS TO BE A SONG OUT OF THIS.
Mom,can I do this?
Momma,can I do that?
All you say to me,
Is fucking ''No!'' you rat.
I only wanted to go to my friends house.
All you did was said there probably was a mouse.
Even though it had already died.
I feel like I should have already cried.
Mom,can I do this?
Momma,can I do that?
All you say to me,
Is fucking ''No!'' you rat.
Papa doesn't care,
He'll say yes all the time,
I can't even sit on a chair,
Without you screaming...
Mom,can I do this?
Momma,can I do that?
All you say to me,
Is fucking ''No!'' you rat.
Mom,can I not do this?
Momma,can I not do that?
And you wanna know what she said?
''Please no,come and chatΒ Β ''
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Mom can i have foo-
NO!
but im hungr-
NO!
mom please im starvi-
NO!
(I DIE)
NOO!!!!!! *CRYING*
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hey mum, would you mind if i-
Mum: NO
me: sweet
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Me: Mom, can I-
Mom: No
Me: Sweet, I'll use the rent money to buy Steam funds
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Well crap your lucky
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Me: Mom, can I-
Mom: No.
Me: YAY, Thanks! I can finally take my gun out in public!
(Not meant to be taken seriously.)
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me:mom can i play with the cat?
mom:NO do your homework!
me:mom can i have a sleepover with my cousin?
mom:NO
me:MOM BROS CAT NEEDS A NEW COLLAR
mom:FINE
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I thought it was
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that literally just happened to me. I WANTED GTA 5 FFS
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