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MrsSpyro01 [2020-03-19 21:04:02 +0000 UTC]
Me: (Playing Spyro) (Hears noise) Whoβs there?
(No response)
Me: Grabs her lightsaber) Whoever you are (activates it) I have a lightsaber, and I know how to use it
(Still no response)
Me: (Searches the house to see that no one is there) I guess I must be hearing things. (Deactivates lightsaber) (Goes back to room and continues playing Spyro)
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joycon [2020-01-14 12:34:19 +0000 UTC]
When i hear a noise at my home
I do nothing
Or i may grab my tea cup
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daughterofspyro [2019-08-03 19:45:15 +0000 UTC]
grabs my hunting knifeΒ
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Starlight80 [2019-07-30 19:39:36 +0000 UTC]
i know how that feels
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Whetsit-Tuya [2019-04-22 18:01:21 +0000 UTC]
I use a bowie knife
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Fujin777 [2019-04-18 00:43:52 +0000 UTC]
Cool.
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CrazyGraeHawkatoo [2019-02-23 06:49:42 +0000 UTC]
Reminds me of the one time I grabbed my shotgun out of anxiety.
BTW, I do have a shotgun IRL, and I'll blow your kneecaps out your ass if I catch you taking my stuff.
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EpicHair [2018-11-24 10:14:11 +0000 UTC]
Welp, imma get my Oversized Battle Axe That's Also a Gun That Shoots Glass Planesβ’...
(OBATAGTSGPβ’)
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shadowdremmurr [2018-03-12 21:33:39 +0000 UTC]
me when i hear a noise when im alone : well shit jeffs after me
me when i hear static: slenderman oh shit
me when i hear foot steps at night: welp the rake is in my house im doomed
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AmyGirl219 [2018-02-20 01:32:37 +0000 UTC]
Replace the knife with a A20 fighter jet, and that would be me
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roger1122gamer [2018-02-01 20:14:10 +0000 UTC]
true dat, that will be me
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Pepigo [2018-01-08 09:38:52 +0000 UTC]
Yeah pretty much.
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Flipperturtle80 [2018-01-05 21:12:30 +0000 UTC]
Replace the knife with a m16 rocket launcher and flamethrower that'll be me
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ZapsterPlayz [2018-01-01 03:06:16 +0000 UTC]
oh gawd
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fanfics4ever [2017-12-31 09:02:19 +0000 UTC]
something like this happened to my cousin; about a week ago his door rattled (but no one did it...) He has a trident based off of aquaman's, so when he left his room to go to the bathroom, he brought the trident with him.
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spyrkle4 [2017-12-31 01:09:01 +0000 UTC]
My dogs give me minature panic attacks home alone
STOP MAKING NOISES DOGS!
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DerpSansPro [2017-11-29 23:21:31 +0000 UTC]
I literally have a POLE to defend myself withΒ
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Username-91 [2017-11-23 09:43:52 +0000 UTC]
I used to act like that when I was a kid. During the power failure, I didn't dare to go to my room to sleep without a flashlight.
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Ullipse In reply to Username-91 [2018-03-02 02:35:33 +0000 UTC]
tattletail confirmed XD
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Hollow-Enigma [2017-11-16 06:09:19 +0000 UTC]
Tfw when the knife is bigger than your head
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SoggyCroissant05 [2017-09-21 15:23:53 +0000 UTC]
mostly me when everyone in the house is sleeping but im still awake and i hear a noise XD
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darkie-dere [2017-08-06 01:57:21 +0000 UTC]
boi,that knife is bigger then your head
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Badartist27 [2017-06-30 01:40:36 +0000 UTC]
-insert home alone clip-
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Legacy-Galaxy [2017-05-31 19:34:20 +0000 UTC]
I've been like that lately due to one reason only.
Lanky's Story - Event ChronologyAs Lanky is telling his story to DK and Diddy, he's going to tell every single event he remembers, in the order he remembers it happening in.
- Lanky is trying to convince his mother to let him go to DK Isle, but she won't listen
- Lanky's mother dyes Lanky's hair scarlet to prepare him for the Orang-Trooper initiation
- Lanky is introduced to the Orang-Troops' boss Manky, who's described as having "a menacing look in his eyes and a devastating smile that looked like it could cut through solid bone!" (that's how Lanky perceives Manky)
- Manky tries to get Lanky's name out of him, but he won't speak, being petrified by Manky's big, intimidating appearance
- Lanky's fear gets to the point where he tears up, leading the other recently-initiated troopers to call him a crybaby and laugh at him
- This makes Lanky have his first panic attack, seeing laughing faces everywhere
- Lanky describes this as "The feeling was almost otherworldly - almost like you're floating..."
- Lanky snaps out of i
Move over, PerfectΒ Janken, because Manky is now the scariest OC I've ever created! And somebody with his personality and motives COULD actually exist!
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Pop-s-ii [2017-04-05 18:53:18 +0000 UTC]
*Drawing* ^w^
*hears something like footsteps* mom?-
*remembers parents went to the store* ...
*gets out a gun* I'M GONNA DIIIIEEEΒ Β
SpoopyTheGhost Β
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Kimisaw In reply to Pop-s-ii [2017-05-05 16:36:42 +0000 UTC]
SO TRU
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Pop-s-ii In reply to Kimisaw [2017-05-11 22:24:19 +0000 UTC]
Β
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Kimisaw In reply to Pop-s-ii [2017-05-12 17:56:48 +0000 UTC]
EEK! XD
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Pop-s-ii In reply to Kimisaw [2017-05-13 17:01:46 +0000 UTC]
Elmo: Who stole my snickers.
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Kimisaw In reply to Pop-s-ii [2017-05-13 19:28:24 +0000 UTC]
Here, HAVE THEM AND DO NOT HURT ME!!!Β Β
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Pop-s-ii In reply to Kimisaw [2017-05-13 20:53:10 +0000 UTC]
tanksΒ
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Kimisaw In reply to Pop-s-ii [2017-05-14 14:34:43 +0000 UTC]
okeΒ Β Β
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Pop-s-ii In reply to Kimisaw [2017-05-16 20:45:14 +0000 UTC]
Β
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Netherfeline [2017-03-13 13:32:25 +0000 UTC]
Finally a meme that describes myselfΒ
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Theprettypainter [2017-03-12 02:10:16 +0000 UTC]
Yep... just replace that knife with a baseball bat... yep... totally me
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Doggitypop [2017-03-11 21:59:29 +0000 UTC]
Annie96 is typing much?
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Kimisaw [2017-02-25 18:41:03 +0000 UTC]
me
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DefconLeppard [2017-02-16 20:24:08 +0000 UTC]
Me in the middle of the night and something random falls over.
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kesarkuch [2017-01-08 02:06:23 +0000 UTC]
But then... When there is no noise...
THERE'S A THIEF IN THE HOUSE, RED ALERT!
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Camical [2017-01-07 01:14:13 +0000 UTC]
YES X'DDD
I always feel like I'm gonna die when there are noises
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Actually-A-Shotgun [2016-12-22 20:19:41 +0000 UTC]
Bullshit. It's a 12 gauge.
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JbobRodriguez [2016-12-21 23:30:38 +0000 UTC]
That's not me at all... I use a bat.Β
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Calibinator [2016-12-21 21:19:03 +0000 UTC]
sooo me
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