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CountANDRA — Devil's Children
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Published: 2009-10-29 03:00:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 3183; Favourites: 51; Downloads: 45
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WARNING!:I DO NOT BELIEVE IN HELL OR SATAN OR LUCIFER OR ANY OF THAT, SO DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!! THIS IS A DRAWING, NOT A SUNDAY SCHOOL LECTURE!! I DON'T TAKE SATAN OR THE DEVIL OR WHATEVER SERIOUSLY CUZ I DON'T BELIEVE IN IT, SO I PARODY AND MAKE FUN OF IT HOWEVER I LIKE!! HA!!These are Satan's sons from a nightmare I had.
I had a phucked up dream that I crashed through a car and was transported to Hell where I became the maid for Satan's house and Satan caught a cold so I had to watch over his annoying bachelor adult sons who made me go through a lot of crazy shiz having to do with illegal vodka, puzzle-piece cars that can bend, roads made of eyeballs, etc.
I did not know their names (or maybe I just don't remember) but they looked like this, from what I can recall.
The guy with the screwy look and the devil horns is an insane, feminine, sickening sexual deviant and the dude up close with the sharp smile is his brother who loved to scream at me.
Those two are OBNOXIOUS.
The lanky sicko with the horns is Roger and the one with the puffy hair up close is his twin brother Sloan.
Satan is a red-eyed lawyer. Yeah, I said it.
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I believe religion is an idea. I also had an idea that religion can turn people crazy.
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awesome dream but i feel bad you having to watch over crazy people.
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wow. Sloan looks pretty cool and Roger is a bit...(shivers)
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Hell, I love their designs. You seem to have intresting dreams...
Might draw them, if you don't mind?
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Of course you may draw them if you like! ^^
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haeh
I realized, as I was going through your gallery (which is usually the case), that My sister (who is missing two teeth that will never grow back) reminds me of Roger. /cough
Of course, I knew she was the spawn of satan all along,(8D jokes) but...
OMFG.
CAN I ROPE MY SISTER INTO MY LITTLE PLAN AND NOT ONLY DRESS UP AS ELFMAN BUT OTHER CHARACTERS TOO AND MAKE A LOVELY CHARMING COMPILATION OF JOY?
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Hahahahahaha~!! You have the incarnation of one of Satan's sons living with you!!
Of course you may rope your sister into a little plan and dress up as characters!!
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*practice drawing Roger for the V-day request* ...what the freak is he DRESSED in?! I can see the upper body, but... The hell?! D8
...this maniac is going to practice-draw him all over her math book tomorrow...
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Would you like me to draw a full-scale drawing of Roger so you could see his outfit properly? ^^
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YESH! Otherwise I'll fail quite epically!
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Very well then! ^^ I shall do a quick sketch right now 
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I'd like the colours, or else I'd be questioning you about them. I prefer to colour my drawings.
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Then I shall start right this second!
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I'll await the finished result!
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i love bizzare dreams
their eyes freak me out 0.0
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wow
you know when i was little this is what i thought Tim Burton and Danny Elfman looked like. though without the horns.
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an insane, feminine, sickening sexual deviant..... ha that is awesome.
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RED EYED LAWYER! Lawlz that's Satan all right!
I love weird dreams. Those guys would be cool characters.
For some reason I dream about clowns. And cupboards. And kids getting souls sucked out while Mad World plays in the background.
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DAMN that sounds like a lucid-yet-awesome dream! 
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I have incorporated some of that into my story. (Except the Supernatural part. Yes. I hunted skeleton clown jesters with Sam and Dean Winchester. 0_o)
The soul sucking turned into the disease The Town calls, Black Mamba. The dance of death.
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i like these people, and i think the other one needs to be named Sloan.
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HOLY SHIT A BRICK I wanna see/write a story about that dream! RITE. NAO. The other one should be named Sheldon. Fufufufufufu.
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lol, that's probably the weirdest dream I've ever heard of!
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I really like the guy on the right's evil smile~! Dang, that was messed up dream you had.
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8D You SERIOUSLY should write that dream down!! I love your dreams!
Cool drawing, Andi, like always!!
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Why i faved this I dunno
Sooo...How's ya been lately?
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THe guy in the back with the sharp pointy fingers looks like he's gonna rape someone then eat their liver...
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Beware for that might be totally true!
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*shivers* Spooky thought, that...
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I, Satan, Love you. I'm laughing so hard right now. I want to get in YOUR HEAD. You have the neatest dreams.
Eyeball roads...Humn...I'm going to have to install that soon.
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Y'know what, my lord? *Zips open my head* HOP IN!
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*legasp* My dream. It has finally come true. *eyes tear up* I-I love you. *hops inside your head* WHEEEE!!!
NOW RIDE. RIDE MY DEAR ANDI.
Andi + Joni = Epic adventures.
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RIDE THROUGH THAT SCREWY TILT-A-WHIRL THAT IS MY BRAIN, MY LORD!! 
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*wouldn't have seen it until you said something looks* OH GOD ITS ON MY SHOE!!!
ANDI. DO YOU HAVE A NAPKIN?! OR PERHAPS A FIRE EXTINGUISHER?!
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Awwwwww PHUCK!! 
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ITS SHOOTING OUT SPARKLES.
Well, at least its quiting down. Xaiver has glitter in his eyes.
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If I ended up in hell, I'd wanna have some crazy ability to make things go boom xD
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Like head-explody? LOLZ ^^
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Yesh, but better xD
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I... don't... remember O_O; I think I just remember being sucked in through the front window of a car and landing in some screwy hell castle where I was told "Satan has a cold, so you take care of his house and kids meanwhile!" or something like that
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