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Laa Laa thought she'd seen it all. Turf wars in Little Equestria. DA Optimus Prime toppled for snorting Playdoh. Bent Candy moguls trafficking Oompa Loompas into a life of industrial slavery. And, of course, the Sodor train bombing. But this was worse.

Barbie. Icon. Legend. Queen of the Catwalk. Astronaut. Veterinarian. Pro Skier. Fairy-tale Princess. Dead at 21.

Her boyfriends took it hard. Poor Ken threw himself into the arms of his beloved Godzilla. The only question was who did it.

Word on the street was Postman Pat. Apparently, Barbie caught him putting a package in Minnie Mouse's letterbox. Some said Twilight Sparkle, hit woman number 1 for the Celestia Crime Family, did it. Maybe it was Noddy, perhaps the diabolical Dr. Bog Roll.

Or maybe some other bastard entirely. Whatever the case, things were about to get sticky...

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This one was fun to draw. It's pretty much a piss-take on Sin City, which let me borrow Frank Miller's monochrome style. I aped Raymond Chandler for the blurb. Originally I was going to do more of a riff on Agatha Christie. But putting the Teletubbies in a hard-boiled noir was just funnier.

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Previous: Haley Haivers and The Beautiful Game: Part 1 of 2

Laa Laa thought she'd seen it all. Turf wars in Little Equestria. DA Optimus Prime toppled for snorting Playdoh. Bent Candy moguls trafficking Oompa Loompas into a life of industrial slavery. And, of course, the Sodor train bombing. But this was worse.

Barbie. Icon. Legend. Queen of the Catwalk. Astronaut. Veterinarian. Pro Skier. Fairy-tale Princess. Dead at 21.

Her boyfriends took it hard. Poor Ken threw himself into the arms of his beloved Godzilla. The only question was who did it.

Word on the street was Postman Pat. Apparently, Barbie caught him putting a package in Minnie Mouse's letterbox. Some said Twilight Sparkle, hit woman number 1 for the Celestia Crime Family, did it. Maybe it was Noddy, perhaps the diabolical Dr. Bog Roll.

Or maybe some other bastard entirely. Whatever the case, things were about to get sticky...

****
This one was fun to draw. It's pretty much a piss-take on Sin City, which let me borrow Frank Miller's monochrome style. I aped Raymond Chandler for the blurb. Originally I was going to do more of a riff on Agatha Christie. But putting the Teletubbies in a hard-boiled noir was just funnier.