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Your name is XAGBEE CREENON.

You amuse yourself by PERSUADING HUMAN CHUMPS THAT YOU CAN TROLL THEM EVEN THOUGH THEY NORMALLY OUTWIT YOU and by CONFUSING FELLOW TROLLS OF YOUR BLOOD COLOUR although it is a UNEVENTFUL JADE. You enjoy PISSING OTHER TROLLS OFF, but not to the extent that THEY START TO DEVELOP ISSUES WITH YOUR COMPANY. You enjoy FINDING AND EXPLOITING GLITCHES in REAL LIFE and in POPULAR VIDEO GAMES.

Your eyes are upside down due to a UNCOMMON BIRTH DEFECT and for an unknown reason THE GRAVITY IN YOUR HOUSE IS FUCKED UP AS WELL which causes the SOPOR SLIME in your RECUPERACOON to fall out and land on the FLOOR, which has become the CEILING, causing you to have SLEEP DEPRIVATION.
You have a deep hatred of A CERTAIN ORANGE HUMAN VEGETABLE THAT MAY RESEMBLE YOUR HORNS and you attempt to BURY AS MANY AS YOU CAN although THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO SURVIVE AND MULTIPLY.

Your trolltag is contrariwisedTheorist and you speak with distinguishǝd invǝrtǝd chɐrɐctǝrs

What will you do?

Description
Your name is XAGBEE CREENON.

You amuse yourself by PERSUADING HUMAN CHUMPS THAT YOU CAN TROLL THEM EVEN THOUGH THEY NORMALLY OUTWIT YOU and by CONFUSING FELLOW TROLLS OF YOUR BLOOD COLOUR although it is a UNEVENTFUL JADE. You enjoy PISSING OTHER TROLLS OFF, but not to the extent that THEY START TO DEVELOP ISSUES WITH YOUR COMPANY. You enjoy FINDING AND EXPLOITING GLITCHES in REAL LIFE and in POPULAR VIDEO GAMES.

Your eyes are upside down due to a UNCOMMON BIRTH DEFECT and for an unknown reason THE GRAVITY IN YOUR HOUSE IS FUCKED UP AS WELL which causes the SOPOR SLIME in your RECUPERACOON to fall out and land on the FLOOR, which has become the CEILING, causing you to have SLEEP DEPRIVATION.
You have a deep hatred of A CERTAIN ORANGE HUMAN VEGETABLE THAT MAY RESEMBLE YOUR HORNS and you attempt to BURY AS MANY AS YOU CAN although THEY ALWAYS SEEM TO SURVIVE AND MULTIPLY.

Your trolltag is contrariwisedTheorist and you speak with distinguishǝd invǝrtǝd chɐrɐctǝrs

What will you do?