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Published: 2007-09-20 07:25:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 1084; Favourites: 40; Downloads: 13
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Heehee. I have refrained from the pirate pun I thought up. Too dirty. Might incite an angry mob.
The belt face is a variation on the classic Jenny symbol. =3
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Aw, pweeze? There are plenty of us out here who love the combination of dirty puns and XJ-9.
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LOL, it's not hard to guess what I was thinking.
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Jenny's got some planks to walk and some buckles to swash! Hahah, I love the little belt face. xD
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I replied to ya. I just...missed that funky button. x.x
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"Why's all the oil gone?"
"Do you have the gadgets and rocketpacks to battle evil and stay blue in the face of rainstorms and almost-certain rust?"
"For instance, I could let you fry...but I can't traverse the expanses of space all by me lonesome, Ctrl-S?"
I can do this all day...
"Basic?" "DOWN TO THE DEPTHS WITH WHATEVER MIND THOUGHT OF BASIC!!" "That'll be the nerds..."
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Oh, and let's not forget...
"You're not a Unix, are you?"
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Heheh, now it would be worth a space pirate ship's weight in space rum to hear Jenny say all those.
Guard #1: What's your purpose in Port Rotor, Miss Bolt?
Guard #2: Yeah, and no lies.
Jennifer Wakeman: Well, then, I confess, it is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tremorton, rescue, preserve, protect and otherwise patrol my wholesome blue heart out.
Guard #2: I said no lies.
Guard #1: I think she's telling the truth.
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LOL I LOVE IT! I'll plunder her any day
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Yar, me thinks me drew too much treasure in her chest to elict this response. XD
I was either going to draw this pic as I did, or a picture of Jenny with a great big pirate hat, her eyes narrowed as she says, "I'll show ye."
Perhaps Brad in the background looking puzzled as he replies, "Robots don't say ye."
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Thank you! And thank you, Wikipedia, for telling me what a blunderbuss is. Thunder gun. Cool, like a pirates boom stick!
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But it's not every day that you get pirate zombies...
...well, Barbossa is an exception, I suppose.
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I don't know if I'd call Barbosa or the others zombies in the strictest sense. The Army of Darkness had deadites, which I'm guessing means enchanted skeleton. They didn't have or crave flesh (Romero zombie.), and they seemed to have average intelligence with no special mania. (Return of the Living Dead zombie. They also didn't have a vast array of plot holes and over use the shaky cam. (Rob Zombie.)
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