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Someone is missing (and someone's looking for them)

Something is missing (and someone's looking for it)

Someone needs something delivered

There's a trap somewhere

There's a trap door somewhere

Someone here is an incredibly powerful witch/wizard

A weak sorcerer/ess is using prestidigitation constantly, changing the color, taste, etc of things

Someone just got hurt

Someone just got killed

There's a cat on the loose that will attack coins, playing with them and requiring to be chased to get money back

There's a disturbing amount of mice here

Someone's cooking some amazing food in their hands with magic

A thief is lurking around

Two people are arguing over who owns that diamond ring

Everyone's drunk

Everyone's been charmed

Someone just proposed marriage

There's some people spreading a religion

People are playing a game tossing a hand-held bag of grain around

A bard is singing a story

A goat got out

A child is lost

A bard is telling jokes

Someone just shit themselves

People are making bets on random things

You accidentally witness illegal trade (drug/arms/human/etc). Credit: u/Roshlev

Law enforcement confuses you with a local criminal. Credit: u/Roshlev

There's a pimp soliciting people to become prostitutes. Credit: u/Roshlev

Thief crashes into you while running from someone else. Credit: u/Roshlev

Small child wants your attention because they are bored. Credit: u/Roshlev

A grifter invites you to play a game with them. Credit: u/Roshlev

There's a black cat strutting around and EVERYONE is trying to avoid it. Credit: u/AnEmptyHell

Someone is selling exotic, secretly dangerous house plants. Credit: u/AnEmptyHell

A fortune teller insists you need your fortune told, for a price. Credit: u/AnEmptyHell

Someone is giving birth. Credit: u/BlueRoseandRhaegar

Someone is giving away puppies from an accidental litter. Credit: u/BlueRoseandRhaegar

A wounded soldier stumbles forth, with tidings of a nearby battle. Credit: u/BlueRoseandRhaegar

A naked man is running around ecstatically yelling "eureka!". Credit: u/nio_nl

Two people are repairing a broken structure/large object (roof, wagon, etc) and need help. Credit: u/nio_nl

There's a prostitute soliciting people for sex

A couple are having a fight which is escalating rapidly. Credit: u/Pompadour_Pug

An overly-pushy charity person is asking for coin. Credit: u/Pompadour_Pug

Someone's being arrested who is yelling that they're innocent. Credit: Brand_News_Detritus

There's been a major spillage (food, beer, shit, money, etc). Credit: Brand_News_Detritus

A crier is spreading word of breaking news. Credit: u/nio_nl

Something's on fire. Credit: u/nio_nl

A dog is running about with stolen goods in its mouth. Credit: u/nio_nl

An artist is painting the current scene. Credit: u/nio_nl

A group of people are protesting. Credit: u/nio_nl

The Hook, Line, and Sinker

The Peach Pit

The Rabbit Trap

The Easy Sleazy

Twin Peaks Inn

The Muff Dive

The Dirty Knee

The Cathouse

The Cat Claw Inn

The Indiscresh Inn

The Moose Knuckle inn

The Camel’s Toe

The Thirsty Clam

The Buxom Beauty

The Bards and the Bees

The Magic Mouth

The Come Right Inn

The Velvet Fist

The Three Legged Halfling

The Cockatrice Inn

The Dungeon of Delights

The Tallmast

The Happy Swallow

Dick’s Halfway Inn

The Cabaret

The Clamhouse Cabaret

The Courtesan’s Call

The House of Midnight

The Shaved Kitty

The Purple Pixie

The Nasty Nymph

The Nut Goblin House

The Happy Harpy

The Unicorn’s Horn

The Nasty Naga

The Masty Gnome

The Sizzling Snapper

Half Price Halflings

The Sheath and Dagger

The Cyclops Playground: “A fun place for your one-eyed monster”

The Burning Stream

The Honeysuckle House

The Randy Queen

The Golden Touch

Chastity House

The Naughty Narwal

The Siren’s Song

The Full Moon

The Rusty Flagpole

The Satis Factory

The Horny Hen

The Wizard’s Staff

The Sweet Canal

The Grapple Check

The Sneak Attack

The Mouthful

The Strip Mall

The Carbo Load

The Wide Passage

The Hung Jury

The Twig and Berries

The Bucking Frothel

The Come and Go Inn

The Meaty Menagerie

The Girthy Gawker

The Port’s Hole

The Manhole

The Silk Flute

Sailor’s Choice

The Nagging Wife

The Slit

The Maiden Head

The Cock’s Crow

The Unblinking Eye

The Thrusting Gentleman

Tally Hoes

The Delicate Touch

The Dirty Secret

The Brothel

The Swift Finish

The Missing Sausage

The Fools Frolic

The Farmer’s Oats

The Smooth Ride Inn

The Slide Right Inn

The Loving Embrace

The Gangster’s Paradise

The Gold Goblin Whorehouse

Port of Call

The Warty

The Maiden Fair

Happily Ever After

The Busty Badger

The Shivering Timber

Totally Not A Whorehouse

The Hairy Clap Trap

The Lucky Star

The Ho In The Wall

The Wank Bank

The Poker House

The Hobbit’s Hole

The Mourning Wood

The Bearded Clam

The First Offense

The Shaved Beaver

Joe’s Crab Shack

The Spread Eagle

The Plow

The Cock and Bulls

The Knocked Boot

Lady Fingers

First Regrets

The Rusty Tub

SWANK

The Halfling Hustler

The Stabbin’ Cabin

The Big Rack Shack

Better Than Mage Hand

The Sultry Sorceress

The Silly Succubus

The Stump and Hole

The Crotch Goblin

Puss in Boots

The Purple Nurple

Jack Mehoff's Place

The Tavern O' Titties

Anally Arcane Arts

Twaterdeep

The Slap and Tickle

The Naughty Nightie

The Red River Inn

The Pink Pearl

The Easy Inn

you are in love

You were beaten until you passed out, and you are bleeding from... somewhere.

They might actually be in love with YOU- they are seeming very clingy.

You feel like a new person

You’re walkin on sunshine

You dread returning to the real world

You realize you’ve never had anything like that before. You might want to put a ring on this one.

You are sore in all the wrong places

You have trouble walking normally. Disadvantage on dexterity checks for the day.

You discover bruises all over your body, even your face.

You have two black eyes and a twitchy eye. The twitchy eye is permanent.

Your nipples are still bleeding

You briefly consider ditching the gods from now on and praying to this hooker instead

You wake up and cuddle for a long time. It’s really nice. Afterward you find out the cuddling doubled your bill.

You realize all you two did was talk all night. It was exactly what you needed.

You apologize for crying so much, and take your leave

You can’t remember a better night you’ve ever had in your whole life

You think you sprained your ankle. Disadvantage on acrobatics checks for the day.

You begin to seriously worry that your genitals may actually be broken

You have contracted warts/crabs/fleas

You itch EVERYWHERE. ITS UNBEARABLE.

your kidneys hurt really bad

You feel absolutely wonderful

You find yourself wondering how many nights in a row you can afford

You are scarred for life. It will be very hard to even walk into a brothel ever again (DC 18)

Swear you are going to marry them, one day.

You don’t remember anything after getting undressed. Oddly, you are fully clothed again and standing outside, apparently in the middle of conversation with a stranger who just asked you “and how do you know THAT!?”

You feel extremely dehydrated

You feel very violated

You realize you will never look at a hamster the same way again

You find yourself feeling very, very guilty for all of the terrible things that went down last night

Do you feel like a champion! You really laid it down in there.

Word has already gotten around the brothel about you – several other prostitutes offer steep discounts as you pass them on the way out.

It starts to dawn on you that it was odd they insisted on complete darkness during the whole exchange. Why was a darkness spell necessary?

You finally realize what their nickname was all about

They decide it’s time for round two. This one is on the house.

You’ve discovered inconceivable levels of pleasure you never thought possible.

You realize that you really had no idea how incredibly painful that was going to be.

You make a promise to yourself that you are never going to speak of this, or what happened here, to anyone ever.

You really, REALLY don’t want to leave. The owner and several employees have to escort you out forcibly.

Your anus is broken.

You find yourself alone, naked, and still tied to the bed. 50 feet of your rope from your inventory is gone. If you didn’t have rope, the clothes you were wearing were shredded to make the bonds instead.

You are sticky EVERYWHERE. The wash basin is filled with water that makes you want to gag.

You realize last night was WAY rougher than you expected. You are missing several patches of hair from your head now.

You find the night was mediocre. Not good. Not great or horrible, but it did the job.

You realize you were not ready for that level of experience. You walk out shaky like a newborn deer.

You realize that was the most intense thing that has ever happened to you. For some reason you are unable to unclench your fists for the rest of today.

You reek of [Smell]

You have a lot of hair in your mouth. A LOT.

You find your coin purse heavier. The prostitute gave you money or they were not a prostitute to begin with. Apparently you became the prostitute in the end.

You find yourself looking down at your privates and see them be noticeably larger.

You feel your back pocket and notice a paper. It is a coupon for another few rounds. You did well.

You feel your back pocket and notice a small pamphlet. It is a bunch of pointers on how to do your part better. Apparently, you did not do so well and a sex worker is telling you no matter how much money they could make off of you.

You feel like you are going to find a product of this night in the back of your mind- or maybe it will find you.

You feel inspired! You get a song stuck in your head randomly start humming the tune.(even if you aren’t musically inclined)

You wake up wearing a costume robe and wizard hat

You ponder the thought of settling down with them, but realize that you’re probably not their number 1

You invite them to grab a bite afterwards, but they charge for escort services as well

You recall sleeping with a very sexy woman, but, wake up holding a manly man. Both were named Sue, at least.

You wake up in a field, butt-naked, holding a very powerful-feeling item that you did not own and do not know how to use, surrounded by dead or mortally wounded bandits with a few wearing some of your gear and holding your weapon.

You find two ornate wedding rings in your pocket. Everyone you ask, even complete strangers who do not know you, say those rings belong to you. If you get pick-pocketed, the rings will return to you. Selling the rings is impossible as the only person who will take one is the prostitute you slept with. (Possibly cursed or a god enforcing their will.)

You have a strange craving for a ham and fruit jam sandwich.

You wake alone to find a bottle with a love-letter from the person you slept with that is left on your nightstand. The bottle is full of piss, but, the love letter is sincere and genuinely from the heart and states you requested the bottle in the heated throws of passion which they found weird but, that is okay.

You wake to find yourself cuddling the prostitute. They are dead and you do not know what happened.

You wake to find yourself tied upside to a giant hook as three men in dark hooded robes watch you and play cards to pass the time.

You find a marked jar of their bathwater. You were going to dump it out until you realize you spend 250 gold for it which was more than you paid to have your way with them. No refunds.

Your finishing the last few bites of the surprisingly good sandwich they made as you walk outside. You try not to think about what body parts they had used to put it together.

You might have found your new kink! (PC now has to make DC 15 Wis checks when in the presence of [object] or get visibly aroused).

The prostitute put on a wig, packed their bags, and left town. Maybe you’ll see them again at your next stop.

You wake up in the nearby forest with runes painted on your skin and a rams skull mask on your head.

Your back is covered in deep scratches.

They insist that you don't need to pay and walk out with a bounce in their step. Giggling can be heard as you leave along with some invites to stay a bit longer.

When you awaken, a cat is sitting on your chest staring at you. The prostitute is gone.

The smell of [random flower scent] makes you blush now.

Your pants are covered in wine stains and the though of why makes you blush so hard your ears are red.

You wake up really hungover and covered in hickies.