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1d4 bird feathers (can be crafted into a pen [calligrapher’s supplies] or two arrows [woodcarver’s tools])

Bird talon (acts as a dagger)

Bird meat

Bird beak (acts as a dagger)

Bird egg

Bird skull

Elemental mites

Gizzard diamonds

A message tied to the leg with political secrets

A potion of heroism from eating the heart (5% cumulative failure rate for every hour after being harvested)

talon bracelet containing the owners details

small animal, gripped in talons

whole wing, to be used as a fan

beak/throat is blocked with litter (setting-dependent)

somebody's painted a different bird! on closer inspection, all feathers are covered in a very light paint, and it's in fact a (raven/parrot/flamingo/exotic bird) wildly out of place

druidic symbol (oops)

the bird is slightly malformed, and has three talons.

Love note from an unnamed suitor

holy crap! the bird has somebody else's arrow stuck in it, what a hardy specimen

pouch with 6 silver and an order form for a bird-order store

1-An elementals armor creator that uses real, small elementals as armors. Resisdent to elemental demage

2-A ironsmith armor creator that creates heavy, durabile armor that is resisdent to pshyical attacks but also very heavy

3-An psi armor maker uses dead mindflayers bodies to create psi-resisdent armor

4-An anti-magic armor company that is resisdent to magic attacks

5-An magical armor creator that enhances magical powers

The Wonderbuss is a magical blunderbuss pistol that fires random ammunition at your foes! It may be random items, creatures, even more weapons, who knows! EDIT: One list of 100 is complete, I just added as they were suggested but there’s about 40 more beyond the d100.
d100 Random Ammo for the Wonderbuss!
5 small bullets causing 2d8 damage [/u/JohnKellyDraws]

A flock of geese [/u/JohnKellyDraws]

An ice sculpture that looks just like your foe [/u/JohnKellyDraws]

100 shirt buttons causing 1d4 damage [/u/JohnKellyDraws]

A thick purple cloud of smoke obscuring a 30-ft radius circle centered on you [/u/JohnKellyDraws]

A torrent of water [/u/RambleTime]

Grapeshot, creatures in a 15ft cone make a DC 15 Dex saving throw, taking 4D8 damage on a failure, or half as much on a fail. [/u/RambleTime]

A trio of magic misiles that target the creature closest to them that is in front of the Wonderbuss. [/u/PhoenixKnight777]

A burst of confetti and sparkles. [/u/PhoenixKnight777]

A loud belching noise followed by a burst of flame (10x5 line, 1d6 Fire on a failed den save, half on a pass). [/u/PhoenixKnight777]

1000 ball bearings (1d10 Bludgeoning, plus 10 feet around the target is affected by ball bearings). [/u/PhoenixKnight777]

Bubbles in the shape of musical notes. [/u/PhoenixKnight777]

1d10 song birds. [/u/PhoenixKnight777]

A flash of light (con or be blinded for 1 turn). [/u/PhoenixKnight777]

1000 yards of rope. [/u/Seelengst]

A Tiny Horse [/u/Seelengst]

Random Doll Parts [/u/Seelengst]

Gloves which are giving the middle finger. [/u/Sobek6]

Noxious clouds. [/u/Sobek6]

Tea cups. [/u/Sobek6]

A confused Goblin. [/u/Sobek6]

Several pissed off rabbits. [/u/Sobek6]

A grandfather clock. [/u/Sobek6]

A lit jack o lantern. [/u/Sobek6]

A recognisable NPC who has no idea how they got there. [/u/Sobek6]

Frogspawn. [/u/Sobek6]

A diamond that costs at least 500gp [/u/Funlovingpotato]

A plunger [/u/K3vinsFamousChili]

A bolt of lighting [/u/K3vinsFamousChili]

A bowl of chips and salsa [/u/K3vinsFamousChili]

A bunch oh bananas, immediately followed by a furious monkey that immediately attacks the first thing it sees [/u/K3vinsFamousChili]

A random object (chair, empty bottle, toaster, etc) flying at mach 3 [/u/K3vinsFamousChili]

Your cousin, throckmorton, comes out. You didn't know you had a cousin throckmorton, but here he is. [/u/bladeraptor3]

A shot of tar and feathers preventing your enemy from taking reactions until your next turn. [/u/FreetheGluten]

An evil boomerang that plagues the firer until the end of combat. [/u/FreetheGluten]

The classic 1d6 flumphs from the wild magic table. [/u/FreetheGluten]

1d12 chicken eggs (deals 1d4 damage +1 psychic be damage from the embarrassment). [/u/DirtyFulke]

8 Jelly Cubes; target must make 16 str check or be knocked prone; jellies are hostile to all parties. [/u/DirtyFulke]

a ballista bolt (100ft range, 3d12+9 piercing damage). [/u/DirtyFulke]

1d4 Vinegrown Seedlings. [/u/DirtyFulke]

a few dozen goblin fingers. [/u/DirtyFulke]

1d6 steel daggers (1d4 piercing damage per). [/u/DirtyFulke]

An adult black dragon [/u/Area51raidsurvivor]

A mindflayer tadpole [/u/Area51raidsurvivor]

It shoots the user (basically teleports it next to a thing he/she was shooting at) [/u/Area51raidsurvivor]

A particularly rancid fart [/u/Inaconferenceroom]

Spoiled food [/u/Inaconferenceroom]

Glitter [/u/Inaconferenceroom]

A particularly bright light. Does no damage, but has a chance to blind the foe. [/u/The_SnootBooper]

A grappling hook that catches your foe, dragging him into melee range... Whether you want him there or not. [/u/The_SnootBooper]

Silly string. Does no harm, but it's hilariously flammable. [/u/The_SnootBooper]

Bacon [/u/Captnlunch]

Candy Cigars [/u/Captnlunch]

Baby Turtles [/u/Captnlunch]

A cloud of chickens [/u/Captnlunch]

Mud [/u/Captnlunch]

Acid [/u/Captnlunch]

Cloves of garlic [/u/Captnlunch]

Will Wheaton's Dice (they all miss) [/u/Captnlunch]

Apples [/u/Captnlunch]

The Blob [/u/Rafehaab]

A wheel of cheese. [/u/Torvaak]

A Cabbage. [/u/Torvaak]

Blood. [/u/Torvaak]

A 3 foot long stick with a flag at the end that reads ‘bang’. [/u/Torvaak]

Ale. [/u/Torvaak]

Teeth. [/u/Torvaak]

The user’s coin purse. [/u/Torvaak]

A flare that only goes off if it hits. Does 1d2 fire damage. The target and all creatures within 30ft of the target roll a CON save or be blinded for 3 rounds [/u/Torvaak]

A large icicle. If it hits it does 1d6 piercing and 1d6 cold damage [/u/Torvaak]

An iron rod. If it hits it does 1d6 piercing damage. The next 1d4 times the Wonderbuss is used instead of rolling to find a new effect it fires a lightning bolt that flies from the barrel to the iron rod. Anyone between the user and the iron rod (including whatever it hit) takes 3d6 lighting damage [/u/Torvaak]

9 javelins arranged to form a cone of javelins, pointed at the intended target [/u/Otikash]

Casts the last evocation spell the user cast at no cost. If the spell requires a point of origin, use the mouth of the gun. If the user has not cast an evocation spell, the weapon casts fireball at 3rd level. [/u/Jacknerik]

A massive concussive blast of air. Target must make a strength saving throw or be knocked back 20 ft. [/u/Jacknerik]

A small pearl that teleports the user to where it lands. [/u/Jacknerik]

A length of chain that binds whomever it hits, restraining them. A STR or DEX check is required as an action to get out. [/u/Jacknerik]

A triumphant series of notes is emitted from the mouth of the gun, emboldening all who hear it. All creatures within 30 ft gain a d6 bardic inspiration die. [/u/Jacknerik]

2d4 magic missiles shoot out only to hang in the air. At the start of every turn, one missile picks a random target and hits them. [/u/Jacknerik]

GOO [/u/Adoom98]

A grenade (Each creature within 20 feet of an exploding fragmentation grenade must make a DC 15 Dexterity saving throw, taking 5d6 piercing damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.). [/u/Grannysmithpears]

A swarm of rats that then rolls initiative and uses all of its actions to attack the target. [/u/Grannysmithpears]

A level one chaos bolt (as in the spell). [/u/Grannysmithpears]

A thorny vine that functions like the thorn ship cantrips (pulling the target closer). [/u/Grannysmithpears]

1d4 magic beans. [/u/Grannysmithpears]

A bunch of coins:Copper does 1d4 per CP, Silver does 1d6 per SP, Gold does 1d10 per GP, Platinum does 1d12 per PP. Did I mention it takes the coins directly from your pocket? Roll 1d4 to determine which type of coin. Roll another 1d4 to determine how many coins it uses. if you don't have the coin needed, Use the next lower option. If you're dead broke, the Wonderbuss misfires. [/u/Thelordschosenfish]

You shoot out 1d4 kobolds, these kobolds consider you a friend and Ally as they call you ""the supreme one"". They follow your commands even to the death as they are obsessed with serving you for 1d4 days, after which they will continue to be loyal to you if you treated them kindly but may attack you if you treated them poorly. How long do they last? Until they die. Have fun with these created living beings. [/u/Majorfox007]

an animated angry bagpipe. It’s attacks do both sonic and bludgeoning damage. An’ it’s really feckin’ pished off, laddie!! [/u/WSHIII]

a tiny mirror image of the user flies Superman-style at the target, doing 3d6 bludgeoning damage on impact. The next round it attempts to engage the target with miniature versions of the user’s normal weapons and attacks. [/u/WSHIII]

a blast of red paint, which creates a huge bullseye on the target. All attacks against the target now have advantage. [/u/WSHIII]

a blast of “Go Away Green” paint covers the target. All advantages against the target have disadvantage and they have advantage on stealth checks from being difficult to notice. [/u/WSHIII]

a regular wooden chair. It can be used as an improvised weapon. [/u/WSHIII]

buckshot: a double handful of miniature lead figurines of male elk [/u/WSHIII]

an door-to-door salesdemon pesters your foe to buy a life insurance policy really quick [/u/WSHIII]

a canister of spam. It does 4d6 damage but can be considered an iron ration [/u/WSHIII]

a full set of dwarven platemail, sized for an infant [/u/WSHIII]

two dozen lobster claws, followed by a fountain of scalding lemon juice and butter. Does 2d6 psychic damage against any marine foes. [/u/WSHIII]

5 dozen caltrops. [/u/WSHIII]

a kitchen sponge. It does no damage on impact, but grows to Enormous size when it lands. [/u/WSHIII]

A nonmagical replica of the Wonderbuss. [/u/Super_fightin_robot]

A second Wonderbuss. Come to find out, it's a vaguely sentient magical creature, and that's how it reproduces. You jiggle the trigger long enough, and it'll make another one. Problem is, once it makes the second one, the first one is done. It's spent. [/u/The_SnootBooper]