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Crossoverfan — You Can't Have Him... You DON'T Love Him!
Published: 2014-02-02 23:50:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 3628; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 0
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Thanks to hero-for-the-lost, I now have this head-canon of one-sided!Mowgli x Pinocchio and JungleWoodfan!Alice. (HEART you anyway, though!)
The song "Bill of Sale" from the AWESOME 70's Disney movie 'Pete's Dragon' seems to FIT this scene here: onesided!JungleWood, fangirl!Alice, and FireWood AKA Lampwick x Pinocchio!!
"You can't have him; you DON'T *love* him!
All you've done up to now is break his heart!
You'll abuse him, and just USE him-
WATCH OUT, or I'll *take you APART*!"
Nora from "Bill of Sale", 'Pete's Dragon'
(P.S. If it weren't for over-crowding, I would have put Jimothy (Jiminy Cricket x Timothy Q. Mouse) here, as well.)
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Anti-CuriousWood, anti-JungleWood, and anti-CuriousJungleWood.
I just can-NOT see Pinoke with a *girl*- and now that you mention this AzaleaDolls picture, I'm thinking of writing a "Bill of Sale" songfic with Pinoke being adopted by FrostedToothCup (Toothless x Jack Frost x Hiccup Haddock) and either Jiminy, Casper, or Aster Bunnymund as his boyfriend who joins in his 'parents' "You can't HAVE him- you don't *love* him! All you've done up to now is break his heart; you'll abuse him, and just *use* him! WATCH OUT/*Look out*- or I'll take you apart/or I will freeze your heart!"
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Well, Mowgil isn't a girl just to tell you.
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It's just easier for me to do characters all girls in AzaleaDolls pictures.
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No, what I mean is that since you said you just can't see Pinoke with a *girl* and I thought you think that Mowgil is girl.
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(FACE-PALM/BLUSH) *Oh...*
He-he; sorry!
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(SMILE)!
But I'm glad that you Commented; you and I have pretty good conversations.
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Yeah and JungleWood is just bad, TreasureWood is 20% cooler!
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He-he; WOW, thanks...!
Saw my and others' work on it, I gather?
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Yay! I helped start something! And very lovely work as usual!
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LOL!! Well, thank you VERY much!
I'm glad that you like my art and stories!!! I've missed YOUR writings! You're one of the people who inspired me to write again, along with Docbandicoot, Puppyeyes427, EvaIsTryingAgain, and Midnightsky23!!
(What did you 'help start', though?)
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I can't say that I like one-sided!Mowgli x Pinocchio, because of it's abuse, but I really like this picture.
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Heh- well, like I said; hero-for-the-lost used to have a series of it, and now it's STUCK in my head!!
(P.S. NOT abuse [unless you count from-day-one sexual harassment THAT].)
I know that your OTP for Pinoke is WoodWhistle, but what other guy do you pair our favorite boy next to Jack with??? (One crack, one odd-TP, and another odd pairing.)
(FACE-PALM)! Dog-GONE *it*!! Now I'm having an itch to write a short story/songfic with this pic!!!
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I, uh... Kind of like...(MUMBLE) Pinoke x Jamie... Heh...
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(GIGGLE)!!! I *knew* it; I KNEW that you liked it in 'ROTG Sleeping Beauty', Rosie!
Who else??
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Well, I also have a crack of Gepetto x Pinoke. And... Maybe just a little bit of Figaro x Pinoke...~
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(SMILE)!! We established the first during a Disney/ROTG incest talk about Pitch x Luna (NOT MiM)!
Aw...so *darned* cute!!! OMG, that is SO Disney Toothcup and RankinBass JackRabbit!! When I get some of my other stuff down, then I'll write... *hmm*- what would good ship names be for Geppetto x Pinocchio and Figaro x Pinoke, Rosie??
(Do you like FireWood or Honest John x Pinoke at all, since we're talking *crack* [well, on the SECOND one]???)
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I always thought the pairing name for Geppy x Pinoke was WoodCarver, or something like that. And I like to call Figgy x Pinoke WoodenBeastiality or Curiosity. 
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WoodCarver; SO obvious in a good way!!
(LOL!! You call Figaro 'Figgy'? Oh, MiM...!) Curiosity; PERFECT!!!
Honest John's that well-dressed fox (think Pitch, but more theatrical) with the silent brown cat, Gideon. And FireWood is Lampwick x Pinocchio (NOT my own name, BTW).
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(Maybe~ I once had a black-and-white cat named Figaro. 
Holy MiM, I am *so* bad at characters. What movie was Honest John from? And who is Lampwick? So embarrassed, because I can't remember my childhood movies.
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Oh... I see; that's sweet!! And you're welcome!
He-he; REALLY hate to say it, mate- but, yeah; you ARE. Honest John was from 'Pinocchio', and so was Lampwick; HE was a rough-and-tumble freckled redhead.
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Oh, yes, I think I remember now. He was that fox who kept tricking poor little Pinoke? And Lampwick... Was he that jackass(pun FULLY intended) who got our Pinoke to smoke?
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(GRIMACE) Y-ep; I told you- CRACK.
I'll admit it; I LOVE bad boy/girl x sweet guy/girl romances: and a lot of FireWood shippers have this head-canon that he eventually turned back after a long while, a LOT wiser for the wear. (SHRUG/Sorry to the NTH degree if that squicks you out, Rosie!)
(If it's any help/comfort, I've started that Curiosity one-shot; it'll be both fluff and what YOU call smut and *I* call lovin'!!)
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Ugh. No offense, but I ab-so-lute-ly LOATHE that guy. (HUFF) ..... (SNICKER) The cat friend was funny, though.
No! Not at all! That's one of *my* cracks, t' be honest, Lampwick x Pinoke, that is.
(Yay!)
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Hey- it's fine! (SNICKER; I DO have a Gideon x Pinocchio story, though- yeah, crack; but I just HEART/*love* my anthromorphic romances!!)
*Crack*/odd-TP/OTP for me!!
(SMILE)!!
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