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A comment string on one of my Tom memes. Found it hilarious.
It's in horrible quality, so this is how it went.

~KurauOddemia ABORT MISSION
Tom: What sort of "mission?"
Coulson: None of your concern; however, I do need to debrief you.
Tom: Debrief? What for?
Coulson: Your participation in the events of The Avengers has gotten quite out of control. Tumblr is in chaos, essentially, because of you.
Tom: I am well-aware of the state of Tumblr, however, all I did was do an excellent job portraying Loki. I don't see how that is out of control. If anything, many of the fangirls (no offense to any of you wonderful ladies) are out of control.
Coulson: I understand, but unfortunately, this is all on you. Here at the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics Division, we find out what we need to know. And we need to know how you did it.
Tom: Well, it's very simple, really. I was born charming, and I learned how to use it. And I don't sit like a normal human being. Does that explain it?
Coulson: Of course. Please carry on. Good day.

And then we started discussing Tom.

Description
A comment string on one of my Tom memes. Found it hilarious.
It's in horrible quality, so this is how it went.

~KurauOddemia ABORT MISSION
Tom: What sort of "mission?"
Coulson: None of your concern; however, I do need to debrief you.
Tom: Debrief? What for?
Coulson: Your participation in the events of The Avengers has gotten quite out of control. Tumblr is in chaos, essentially, because of you.
Tom: I am well-aware of the state of Tumblr, however, all I did was do an excellent job portraying Loki. I don't see how that is out of control. If anything, many of the fangirls (no offense to any of you wonderful ladies) are out of control.
Coulson: I understand, but unfortunately, this is all on you. Here at the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics Division, we find out what we need to know. And we need to know how you did it.
Tom: Well, it's very simple, really. I was born charming, and I learned how to use it. And I don't sit like a normal human being. Does that explain it?
Coulson: Of course. Please carry on. Good day.

And then we started discussing Tom.