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Published: 2010-10-25 04:22:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 4002; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 22
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In which Ned deludes himself into thinking he's qualified to lecture Brian on being a good father.Also yes, I know, I know, shut up, again, just aiming to get this done.
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Ned (c) some shithead
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Somebody needs to get their alternate personalities under control.
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I'd guess he's not so much lecturing Brian as he is projecting his own inner turmoil onto Brian, but I've been wrong before.
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DAMN. Harsh Ned is harsh.
Also, the Fater in his rant could be Vater. Because Ned now knows German.
>.>
<.<
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Ooh so Ned's all mad 'cus he himself failed to protect that one girl who was like that other girl he had a memory of that may have been his daughter? He's projectin' teh angers on Brian, right? It's hard to make sense of it all when reading it on an ipod; Deviantart is so sloooooowwwwwwww... >:C
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Din'cha know? Ned & Birdie are going to adopt him! There's already fanart of it!
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Allow me to save you the trouble!
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haha, you're welcome. XD;
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Yes, let's switch out the emotionally abusive asshole with a homeless guy who takes frequent vacations away from reality, that will fix all of Charlie's problems. XD
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Charlie's life can't help but improve with such a stable, supportive new dad as role model!
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He'll learn valuable life lessons, like what is still edible in a dumpster.
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I can picture it now... Ned trying to make Charlie into the new Lucy... pink shirts and all.
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LOL and he gets out his mannequin leg and starts polishing it every time Aaron comes over with a stern, fatherly glare. XD
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...All I can think of is the line "LUCY, I'M HOOOOOOME!" Except I don't know if the mannequin leg would make a better mother or sister.
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Maybe both?
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Signature win, just gotta say. Our dear Jonny Crane needs more love.
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Thanks--agree with ya 100%! Poor Spooky really does deserve more love, whether he wants it or not. 
And I just had a truly epic lol!epiphany/squee moment when I realized I recognized your screen name. Hey OTR! This is Toccata No. 9 from fanfiction!
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WTF! Toccata?! You're kidding!!! I only kind of ADORE you for bein' so nice to me, just so ya know. :3 Lol I so love that we ran into each other on a completely different site, entirely unrelated to Batman.
Btw: Have you read CATverse, by any chance?
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Aw, but you deserve it! 
And yep--I've been reading CATverse back and forth since... sometime last year, I think. Actually writing a fanfic for it soon as 's contest prize in the first Scarecrow Fanfiction Contest. 
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Bwahaha, thank you! I've actually been extremely busy, so I haven't had much chance to work on Ask Scarecrow. Makes me sad. :C But have no fear! I shall continue it veeery soon, because I have a 3-day weekend this week!
Yup, those were totally blatant references to CATverse. I wonder how many other people noticed 'em.
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Lol, same here. Jonathan just can't seem to catch a break with the kidnapping, force-feeding, coddling... really, what has the man done to deserve such depravity? Surely a little chemical torture doesn't warrant this.
Anyway. I have absolutely zero idea of where I am in the series right now, funny enough. For whatever reason I've ended up reading the whole thing out of order, gathering information as I skip between arcs. I've been lovin' it too--besides the fact that it's great writing, the whole thing brings up this warm and fuzzy nostalgia from my old collaborative writing projects. Think my last binge included Aquatic Nocturne and Stay Out of the Alley, which was...well I'd say satisfying, but that'd be lying by understatement. And I hear ya on the OCs--don't generally hate them myself, but do think they're some of the hardest character types/pairings to pull off effectively. Not to mention that the majority are Sues up the wazoo...
And OH LOL. That makes three.
That said, I'd be utterly remiss in my duties as a fellow CATfan if I didn't direct you to .
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Wow, LAAATE response, sorry about that! I got caught up in CATverse (AGAIN), and now I'm almost done with Arc 7! Woohoo! 8D
Jonathan's very existence demands coddling. Scarecrow: Year One almost killed me it was so sad. :C
Was Stay Out of the Alley the one where he gets horribly beat up and nearly dies? That one was *amazing*, it really proved their abilities with writing to me, not that I needed any more evidence.
Personally, I can never come up with an OC which satisfies me except with humor, which is why in Ask Scarecrow I give "me" a fangirly personality I most definitely wouldn't have if I ever actually met our dear Jonathan Crane.
Oh thank god! That would have been extremely awkward if you just said "you shame the name of the master of Fear with your sinful ship!" or something. I'm so glad I finally have someone to share my tiny ship with, haha. I keep it just to CATverse too, though.
I already know about CATfans, but you have officially passed your duties as a CAT fan!
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Also incredibly laaaaaate response. 
I probably need to brush up on CATverse again soon. Have a contest prize request involving the girls, and it's WAY overdue.
Scarecrow: Year One is probably one of my absolute favorite Cranes--I loved that whole story to death. It was very sad of course, but man the art and writing were spectacular. Not to mention Jonny was fantastic.
Think "Stay out of the Alley" was the Rocky Horror story that took the unresolved sexual tension between Al and Spooky up to eleven. Think I know which story you mean on Jonathan's near death experience though. Think it was by Techie if I remember right...seriously, poor guy can't catch a break.
Hear ya with OC challenges though. For me, I just can't allow myself to create an original character if there's a canon character who could accomplish the same thing. Avoiding redundancy and unnecessary repetition is big with me--I'd rather examine neglected characters like Sherry Squires, Becky Albright, Query, Echo, Alice, Gilda, etc. or do alternate ships than shoehorn in a forgettable OC. Think CATverse manages to do something very new and unique, which is why it works IMO. 
Haha, no worries.
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Man there's still so much I don't know about Ned! What happened to his family? How did he fail! I must know more! XD
Forgot the H in the first father in Ned's rant.
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"Father" for panel 7.
(When you have the time, that is...)
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*FARTER
XD nah, thanks. I am queen of typos right now. I'll fix that after I edit my homework, thanks!
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No worries, my Grammar Nazi refuses to settle down at times.
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Hush! It's a misspelling of...of.. vader! Which means father! Ahahaha!
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