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Published: 2012-05-04 03:27:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 5878; Favourites: 187; Downloads: 229
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"A-america, Y-you just can't send pictures like this!""Oh come on babe, It won't hurt~"
This is the song that played throughout my head the entire time I made this shirtless model,
" Girl I just wanna see you strip right now, cause its late babe
Girl I just wanna see you strip, girl take your time with it
Girl I just wanna see you strip, God damn you sexy, Goddamn you sexy, God damn you sexy
Girl I just wanna see you. "
...Is that a bed in the background? Perhaps...perhaps, by the way he sent you the address of the hotel he's at, just thought I'd let you know.
...I can totally picture America sexting his girlfriend, sue me.
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*looks at phone* wooooowwwwww GORGEOUS!! *takes screen shot*Β
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*looks my phone and see what he sent and blushes and text back^America you had to do thatΒ
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(( what kind of body did you use for him? I wanna try to make an edit like this -/////-))
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you know what's sexy in this? dat phone in the backgroundΒ
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Nailed it! π
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I am having no reaction to this, thinking it is really cool and awesome and yet I am listening to HetaOni Music. Someone slap me, Im weird.
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Holy shrimp, that's hot. *dies by a huge nosebleed* >w<
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*starts playing sexy saxophone music*
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(my oc)
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*facepalm*Why'd I even get on this...I...I don't even...GAAAH*facelaptop*..*facebed**facepillow**facepalm*.......*glances back up at the picture*Fuck YYYYYOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!*points at America*YYYYOOOOUUU'RRREEE THE OOONNEEE WHO IS CAUSING ALL MY FACEPLANTING INTO THINGSSS!!.....
Realization in...
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I WAS TALKING TO A FAHKING PICTURE!!*does my cycle of faceplanting*
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SCREW Y'ALL. *throws him into my car*
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*Massive Nosebleed*
My Sister (HetalianMiss): Yuki? Are you okay?
Me: Y-YES!! I'M PERFECTLY FINE, NOW GET OUT!!!!!
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Me: I...I'll meet you in a few
Alfred: K Babe!
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*her resistance is weakening * Must resist.... american hotness....
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Hey what textures and base model did you use to edit this? I wanna make one of my own ^^.
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My txt reply
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Hey America what hotel are you at cuz i wanna come by
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*blushing deeply*
America: Um what are you blushing at?
Me: *panicks and clicks on other tab* Um nothing!
America: ok then.... *walks off*
Me: Thank god he didn't see that.
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/goes to make this my Phone screensaver/
xDDD
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I totally would...BUT THEN MY MOM LIKES TO USE MY PHONE XD
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I remember this episode: "Yo, Russia! Can you guys make 25cm condoms?"
me: *nosebleed* You bad bad boy... X3 I think this picture explains it all.... just maybe....
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Except 25 cm is an extra small
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It's extra small...for Russians...
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Yeah...It's actually 9.8 inches though...
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Um....I...o//o I d-don't know why i'm stuttering!! >.< ((Curse me!))....um...Hi! XD
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Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β "SO MANY ICONS" TIME!....Hi! XD
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Holy Roman Empire!!
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I wonder...What would H.R.E would look like as a female...GOOGLE~!
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