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"One of the most important parts of living a good life is learning to love yourself. When I make love to myself, I like to begin by preparing my body. With just a thought, I can make my entire body one impossibly-sensitive erogenous zone, so that even the slightest breeze makes as much pleasure as an hour of mortal masturbation. Just existing in my body for a second would turn any mortal into a comatose, cum-covered mess! Now, multiply that pleasure by two! Or four, or eight, or however many bodies that I happen to exist in at the time.

Self-love is a skill that you need to learn over time. With practice, I've discovered all sorts of exotic ways of loving myself. Imagine the sensation of being hugged both from in front and behind by your own tits. Imagine cumming inside someone with your colossal dick and feeling the intense sensation of that same dick entering your body. Every possible position, every possible sensation, every possible pleasure rushing through your mind at the very same time. That's only sticking to the limits of the human form. There's all sorts of alien pleasures that I can't even describe in human words.

Self-love is an ongoing process. Don't forget to make some time every now and then to relax and give yourself the attention you need. All that stuff I was talking about doing above? *I never stopped.* You'd never know from looking at me, but right this moment, there are trillions of pocket dimensions full of my ever-multiplying self orgies. You don't want to visit, though. Those dimensions are so dense with round breasts, plump asses, soft lips, and latex, that anything would be crushed into nonexistence by the pressure.

What's that? You were talking about a different kind of self-love? Oh, uh... I knew that!"

Description
"One of the most important parts of living a good life is learning to love yourself. When I make love to myself, I like to begin by preparing my body. With just a thought, I can make my entire body one impossibly-sensitive erogenous zone, so that even the slightest breeze makes as much pleasure as an hour of mortal masturbation. Just existing in my body for a second would turn any mortal into a comatose, cum-covered mess! Now, multiply that pleasure by two! Or four, or eight, or however many bodies that I happen to exist in at the time.

Self-love is a skill that you need to learn over time. With practice, I've discovered all sorts of exotic ways of loving myself. Imagine the sensation of being hugged both from in front and behind by your own tits. Imagine cumming inside someone with your colossal dick and feeling the intense sensation of that same dick entering your body. Every possible position, every possible sensation, every possible pleasure rushing through your mind at the very same time. That's only sticking to the limits of the human form. There's all sorts of alien pleasures that I can't even describe in human words.

Self-love is an ongoing process. Don't forget to make some time every now and then to relax and give yourself the attention you need. All that stuff I was talking about doing above? *I never stopped.* You'd never know from looking at me, but right this moment, there are trillions of pocket dimensions full of my ever-multiplying self orgies. You don't want to visit, though. Those dimensions are so dense with round breasts, plump asses, soft lips, and latex, that anything would be crushed into nonexistence by the pressure.

What's that? You were talking about a different kind of self-love? Oh, uh... I knew that!"