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BTT x Reader-You're Not Gay?!? Chapter 1
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"And Elizaveta over there has a nice ass. If we she wasn't such a bitch I might actually fuck her. Kesese!" Gilbert laughed his obnoxious laugh as he pointed across the lunch room at said female. You rolled your eyes and picked at your 'food'. Somehow you would have this conversation every single day with this albino idiot. He'd pick out a girl he would fuck if she wasn't fat/ugly/dumb/annoying/etc...and then he would ask you your opinion on said girl. "Maybe you could have that bitch though (Your name)? I mean, you aren't very pretty and you look like a complete butch, plus you are nowhere near as awesome as I am, but-"

"No thanks." You sighed. Somehow you had convinced Gilbert that you were a lesbian and he was always trying to set you up with other women. You liked women well enough, sure, you just didn't want to have sex with them. You looked up to see Francis giving Gilbert one of his 'are-you-fucking-retarded' looks.

"(Your name) would never go after Elizaveta!"

"Thank you!" You exclaimed and threw your hands up in the air. Where Gilbert got all of these lesbian fantasies from you would never know.

"After all, (Your name) only has eyes for moi!" Nope. Francis wasn't on your side after all.

"Well, Francis does look kind of like a girl, so (Your name) might like him..." Neither was Antonio. You hung your head in defeat and ate the rest of your 'meal' quietly. The lunch ladies must be complete fuckups if even Arthur's 'food' tastes better than theirs.

"Don't vorry (Your name). I'll ask Elizaveta out for you after lunch." Gilbert whispered into your ear. You deadpanned. He was going to ask Elizaveta out...for you? Oh god. Not only would she beat his ass with a frying pan but she'd come after you with it too!

"Uhm, Gilbert. I don't think thats-" You whipped your head around in search of the albino. He had already disappeared.

"Don't worry chica! I'm sure Elizaveta will be glad to go out with you!"

"Oui. And if you are rejected you can always cry on my shoulder. I will accept you with open arms mon amour~"

"Gee thanks." You grumbled. Suddenly the cafeteria became silent. You looked up to see Gilbert laying on the ground with his hand over his cheek and Elizaveta glaring at him. Slowly, oh so slowly, her menacing gaze met yours and sent shivers down your spine. Not of pleasure or want, mind you, but of complete fear. You gulped. She grabbed Gilbert by the front of his shirt and dragged him over to your table.

"(Your name), is there something you'd like to /tell/ me?" She practically snarled in your face.

"Uh, no, no! I'm fine!" Elizaveta's features darkened considerably.

"Oh /really/? Nothing about my /saggy/ boobs or /fat/ ass?" You cowered beneath her all powerful death stare. Those weren't /your/ words! You looked around quickly trying to find something to shield yourself with from the brutal beating you were about to receive but the only thing you saw was Antonio with that smug grin on his stupid face since he wasn't going to get hurt. Haha! Well think again you cheeky Mexican! You grabbed Antonio and threw him at Elizaveta. You watched as they both stumbled to the ground and you couldn't help but smirk when you heard a girly squeal escape Antonio's mouth. Now while Elizaveta was busy beating the ever loving shit out of those two idiots you could escape! You grabbed Francis' arm and retreated from the lunchroom at a speed only the Italian brothers could match. There was only one place you two could go to escape Elizaveta's wrath. The boys locker room! The sad part is the none of the guys left the room screaming after you arrived since it was so widely accepted that you were a lesbian.

"Ugh...That....ah...was close....whooh!" You managed to get out between pants for breath.

"I can't believe you threw Antonio at Elizaveta!" Francis laughed as soon as the two of you had regained your breath.

"Well, he was laughing at me!" You cheeks flamed out of embarrassment and shame. Mostly because you were trying to contain your laughter though.

"You know they are both going to hate us for leaving them behind, right?" Francis smiled showing his pearly white teeth. His blue eyes sparkled with mischief.

"Eh, I'll tell them I could only save one of you and I chose the most attractive one." You winked at Francis. His blue eyes lit up at the complement.

"Well merci mon amour, I am flattered~"

"Hm?" You raised an eyebrow at him. "I was talking about myself. Saving you too was just an accident."

"A very fortunate one at that."

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BTT x Reader-You're Not Gay?!? Chapter 1
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"And Elizaveta over there has a nice ass. If we she wasn't such a bitch I might actually fuck her. Kesese!" Gilbert laughed his obnoxious laugh as he pointed across the lunch room at said female. You rolled your eyes and picked at your 'food'. Somehow you would have this conversation every single day with this albino idiot. He'd pick out a girl he would fuck if she wasn't fat/ugly/dumb/annoying/etc...and then he would ask you your opinion on said girl. "Maybe you could have that bitch though (Your name)? I mean, you aren't very pretty and you look like a complete butch, plus you are nowhere near as awesome as I am, but-"

"No thanks." You sighed. Somehow you had convinced Gilbert that you were a lesbian and he was always trying to set you up with other women. You liked women well enough, sure, you just didn't want to have sex with them. You looked up to see Francis giving Gilbert one of his 'are-you-fucking-retarded' looks.

"(Your name) would never go after Elizaveta!"

"Thank you!" You exclaimed and threw your hands up in the air. Where Gilbert got all of these lesbian fantasies from you would never know.

"After all, (Your name) only has eyes for moi!" Nope. Francis wasn't on your side after all.

"Well, Francis does look kind of like a girl, so (Your name) might like him..." Neither was Antonio. You hung your head in defeat and ate the rest of your 'meal' quietly. The lunch ladies must be complete fuckups if even Arthur's 'food' tastes better than theirs.

"Don't vorry (Your name). I'll ask Elizaveta out for you after lunch." Gilbert whispered into your ear. You deadpanned. He was going to ask Elizaveta out...for you? Oh god. Not only would she beat his ass with a frying pan but she'd come after you with it too!

"Uhm, Gilbert. I don't think thats-" You whipped your head around in search of the albino. He had already disappeared.

"Don't worry chica! I'm sure Elizaveta will be glad to go out with you!"

"Oui. And if you are rejected you can always cry on my shoulder. I will accept you with open arms mon amour~"

"Gee thanks." You grumbled. Suddenly the cafeteria became silent. You looked up to see Gilbert laying on the ground with his hand over his cheek and Elizaveta glaring at him. Slowly, oh so slowly, her menacing gaze met yours and sent shivers down your spine. Not of pleasure or want, mind you, but of complete fear. You gulped. She grabbed Gilbert by the front of his shirt and dragged him over to your table.

"(Your name), is there something you'd like to /tell/ me?" She practically snarled in your face.

"Uh, no, no! I'm fine!" Elizaveta's features darkened considerably.

"Oh /really/? Nothing about my /saggy/ boobs or /fat/ ass?" You cowered beneath her all powerful death stare. Those weren't /your/ words! You looked around quickly trying to find something to shield yourself with from the brutal beating you were about to receive but the only thing you saw was Antonio with that smug grin on his stupid face since he wasn't going to get hurt. Haha! Well think again you cheeky Mexican! You grabbed Antonio and threw him at Elizaveta. You watched as they both stumbled to the ground and you couldn't help but smirk when you heard a girly squeal escape Antonio's mouth. Now while Elizaveta was busy beating the ever loving shit out of those two idiots you could escape! You grabbed Francis' arm and retreated from the lunchroom at a speed only the Italian brothers could match. There was only one place you two could go to escape Elizaveta's wrath. The boys locker room! The sad part is the none of the guys left the room screaming after you arrived since it was so widely accepted that you were a lesbian.

"Ugh...That....ah...was close....whooh!" You managed to get out between pants for breath.

"I can't believe you threw Antonio at Elizaveta!" Francis laughed as soon as the two of you had regained your breath.

"Well, he was laughing at me!" You cheeks flamed out of embarrassment and shame. Mostly because you were trying to contain your laughter though.

"You know they are both going to hate us for leaving them behind, right?" Francis smiled showing his pearly white teeth. His blue eyes sparkled with mischief.

"Eh, I'll tell them I could only save one of you and I chose the most attractive one." You winked at Francis. His blue eyes lit up at the complement.

"Well merci mon amour, I am flattered~"

"Hm?" You raised an eyebrow at him. "I was talking about myself. Saving you too was just an accident."

"A very fortunate one at that."