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Published: 2015-07-03 07:42:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 3907; Favourites: 6; Downloads: 0
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He really does hate them.This was my favorite part of this final chapter, though i wasn't crazy about this mini-series.
I don't own Naruto
....or the movie that the quote references
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Kurama: I sleep half the time i'm here
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Me: so basically your living the good life.
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Kurama: If only this place wasn't so ugly!
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Me: it could be worse.....you could be inside Sasuke.
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Kurama: Orochimaru was inside sasuke
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Me:.......yeah I'm just gonna forget I heard that.
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Kurama: Trying is futile....
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Me: not if you try hard.
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Kurama: No.....no.....it is futile.....
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Me: why is it futile?
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Kurama: It just is.....
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Me: yeah you know you sound like one of those stereotypical robots from a 1950s science fictionΒ movie when you say futile.
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Kurama: But....I'm a fox.
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Me: yeah more like a kangaroo.
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Kurama: I think you need to consult the animal wheel. It clearly explains that i am in NO WAY a kangaroo.
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Me: okay I know your a fox but you know what kind of fox species you are? your a Fennec Fox you know the cute kind. cupegraf.com/data_images/wallpβ¦
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Kurama: That.......effects me....
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Kurama: It makes me feel....unfamiliar feelings....
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Me: what that you're not scary at all and that you're actually from a pretty adorable species of Fox
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Kurama: I.....am not cute....
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Me: Yeah guess what I just tweeted that pic to Naruto and he showed all of his friends.
*phone vibrates*
Me: oh I just got a text from Naruto it says "due to the nine tails being from an adorable fox species I have decided to stop calling himΒ Kurama and start calling him Fluffy Puffy"Β
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Kurama: How can you text him? You're within his subconscious.
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Me: he's got really got reception in this place.......so how do you like your new name Fluffy Puffy?
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Kurama: That still makes no sense! We're within a subconscious where everything is done and said only mentally! And the only people allowed to refer to me in such a manner are Hinata and Himawari!
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Me: yeah whatever Fluffy Puffy.
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*Kurama plucks you in the dick*
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Kurama: I don't even have those!
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Me: What Fluffy Puffy?
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Kurama: This. *flicks you in the dick again*
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Kurama: Just because. Now.....BEGONE!
*Kurama expels you from the subconscious*
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Me: I don't think he likes his new name.....
Naruto: don't worry Fluffy Puffy will get used to it.
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*Naruto looks down to his stomach*
Naruto: What do you mean only Hinata and Himawari can call you that?!
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Kurama: only the can call me that so you stop calling me that!
Naruto: No! if Himawari calls you fluffy puffy then youΒ shall be calledΒ Fluffy Puffy
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Kurama: Fine, but ONLY by her and Hinata.Β
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Naruto: No.......I will call you Fluffy Puffy.
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Naruto: nope now and forever, you will be called fluffy puffy
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Kurama: What if i grant you 3 wishes?
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Naruto: I have a gorgeous wife two beautiful kids and I'm the Hokage plus I'm rich as hell what could you possibly give me that I don't already have?
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Kurama: What about a Playstation 6000, an XBox 1000, and a bottomless bowl of Miso Ramen that will stimulate your body even more than my chakra can so you can get your paperwork done AND bang your wife simultaneously?
Naruto: .............................................................................................................................................
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Naruto: you drive one hell of a bargain nine tails that's why I like you. you got yourself a deal.
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I remenber very well, it is time for some stress relieving
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