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Published: 2007-08-09 19:37:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 2189; Favourites: 11; Downloads: 39
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Harry Potter and the Poky Motoring Show page 10.I'm sure Stig brought back a lot of other people as well, such as Dobby, Regulus Black, Lavender Brown, Collin Creevy and Luna's mother, but I couldn't be bothered to draw any more than I already did.
If you don't know who Piss Moron, I mean Piers Morgan is, he's an editor turned Jeremy Clarkson's arch-nemesis after he printed some false rumors about Clarkson cheating on his wife and is considered a fucktard by the general population.
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Comments: 38
Loved this one and now I love Stiggy even more, because he saved the sad ending AND FRED!!!
Btw
Ooo, I'm so glad that u wrote the explanation about Piss Moron... um I mean Piers Morgan rumors (I have been worried about them for months, too afraid to check them out),so u just made my day.
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that was such a good comic! great job! i love top gear and harry potter! XD
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HAHAHA! I ROFL'd sooooooooo much at this XD
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Brilliant mix of two of the absolute best things ever to come out of Great Britain! I loved your Clarkson (though May's my real life favourite) - he looked so like him! And the twins, of course. And the Minerva/Dumbledore snog was very amusing.
So favourited!
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Just commenting on the whole thing now.
I love you so much, that was awesome. My favorite bit was when neville got his parents' minds back, he's sooooo cute there! I honestly do wish that this exactly was what happened (right down to it being the stig). Is going on faves
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Thank you!
Neville has suffered way too much. He needed a break, and the Stig was the only one I could think of that was awesome enough to be able to pull this off.
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I know, I just tried to think of anyone else who ever could, but the stig is the only one where we truly do not know the extent of his abilities (other than god and bruce almighty)
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What do you mean "if only"? This is undoubtedly what really happened, JK just didn't know how to put words to it without being sued by the BBC.
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*Squee* I have just finished reading all of this, and it was brilliant! Stiggy did well, and I was immensely happy when he bought back Fred.
And I was suspecting Piers Morgan to be the one to recieve the snack box after reading page nine >= D Damn it, that man is annoying (Piers, I mean XD) and after the whole 'OMG CLARKSON IS HAVING AN AFFAIR D=' stupidity, I really don't blame Jeremy for punching him. Although, I think my view is quite biased, having been known to declare my love for all of the TG3 on countless occasions... Mainly in French exams, actually, because it actually got me marks.
Although, I am very amused with the whole Zombie!Piers Morgan thing, if that makes any sense to you at all (I'm sure it will, if you belong to any TG communities outside this website...)
Anyway, overall, immensely brilliant!
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I'm glad you liked it!
Of course The Stig would bring Fred back. He knew George couldn't be without him.
Zombie!Piers Morgan is a strange and terrifying thing, but yeah, also quite amusing in an "I need brain bleach!"-kinda way.
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OMG rite. I rang into a radio show last night to proclaim my love for Jeremy and I was just chatting away to the DJ live on air nd e was saying about 'that newspaper story that was written about Jeremy making out that he was having an affair' and I was all MORGANWILLDIE D< Then I thought of this xDD
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Cool! Did you tell them Morgan was a fucktard?
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No. I was all scared and shy xDD But I told them that Jeremy (and those other two) are the BEST and that Jeremy shall be the next PM 
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OHMYGOD!! I just read this whole comic and LOVEDIT!! Haha!! Woooow. You must have a lot of patience. I'd get to page 2 and get bored :/ Plus.. I can't draw humans anyway; I've wasted many hours attempting (and failing) to draw both HP and the TG boys <3 So well done you!!
P.S. LOVING who the Snackbox is for ;DD And I almost cried when I saw Fred ;--------; FREEEEED.
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Thank you! I'm glad you liked who the snackbox was for. Couldn't be anyone else, could it? And I might have made this comic just for a chance to resurrect Fred.
Thanks for the
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Mwaha. Piers will diiie >D
Aw. Fred~
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Nono, Piers must not die, because then we'll have Zombie!Piers, and believe me, that's not something you want! I still have nightmares about my encounters with him!
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OMG *Screams in horror* I never thought of that... ;---; Maybe we should just buy Jeremy a knuckle buster so he can give him a good beating then ;D
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The scary thing is, Zombie Piers is not even my invention! He roams Top Gear forums, leaving laughing/crying victims with an intense need for a shower in his wake. He's the only zombie I know of who'd rather seduce you than eat your brain.
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Piers morgan sey wa!!!
I get it now!! Stig was depresed because everyone died, so he brought them all back!! yes??? Lol! 
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Piers Morgan did that. When I finally saw the much talked about picture of the '
Yes, The Stig was depressed, poor dear, but it was the death of Fred that made him decide to fix it by bringing them back. I figured that if anyone can go through the Veil and come back out, it's The Stig. Glad you like the Stig Sign language. It was one of my favorite parts as well.
I'm glad you can tell who the Top Gear presenters are, as this was a very quickly done comic (made it all in just two days. I usually spend a day on just ONE page of CeleryNumberMan, who will return shortly)
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Yeye!! returnage of the celery number man!!! WahooooO!!! Will there be any race to the pole referances in it?? To be honest he did basically run all the way! It didnt realy register, but wen u think about it that is a MASSIVE achievement! People have died doing that!! I wish i could be that healthy.
And u did that soooo quickly!!
Oo i watched the interview he did with parkison about the punch, it was funny!! They 'like' each other now though dont they?? BUT still go clarky!! I dnt like piers, hes tooo 'OooOo look at me' reminds me of somone i used to know. 
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Heehee. I'm gonna fave a random one of these, but consider it for all of them, kay?
Dwa. Why'd he have to torment poor George by bringing Fred back last??? XD
Hedwig! Yay! And... Albus/Minerva. Alrighty then. LOL.
Hm. I have never seen the show that the Stig is in. I'll have to check it out xp
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Thanks for the fav, I apreciate it.
Where would the suspense be if I brought Fred back first? His death was the reason why I had to do this comic in the first place. And hey, all the other characters got two panels each for their return. Fred got two PAGES.
I'm not actually an Albus/Minerva shipper, but I thought he diserved someone to come back to as well.
The Stig is the driver in a motoring show called Top Gear, which is the best car show in planet earth. You really should check it out. Just search for Top Gear on YouTube, and you'll have hours of entertainment. If you go here: [link] you find some of the introductions that have made him the enigma he is. Some say he could break the DaVinci code in 43 seconds if he could be bothered and that he's afraid of ducks. All we know is, he's called The Stig.
And no, no one knows who he is. No one!
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Well, I never knew why Jezza hated Piss Moron so much.
I stand by my theory that if Jeremy did Britain's Got Talent (if Piers can do it so can he - being ex-editor of the Mirror has nothing to do with it) it would be so much funnier. And I'd definately go for it (I was thinking about doing it but I found that if I did, I would probably punch Moron or declare my undying love for Top Gear at which point I'd be thrown out).
Health and Safety would shut down Hogwarts purely because they got water on the floor 2nd year and that is a trip hazard.
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Piss Moron is evil and stupid. Everything would be funnier if Jezza did it instead of Piers Morgan.
Thanks for the favs!
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welcome - sorry I reposted - i hate my computer.
I looked on Wikipedia and apparently Jezza has made up with Moron! Although I think Piers said that to look better.
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Well, I never knew why Jezza hated Piss Moron so much.
I stand by my theory that if Jeremy did Britain's Got Talent (if Piers can do it so can he - being ex-editor of the Mirror has nothing to do with it) it would be so much funnier. And I'd definately go for it (I was thinking about doing it but I found that if I did, I would probably punch Moron or declare my undying love for Top Gear at which point I'd be thrown out).
Health and Safety would shut down Hogwarts purely because they got water on the floor 2nd year and that is a trip hazard.
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The Koenigsegg line is a killer!
Piss Morgan is showing his smug grin on America's Got Talent and Britain's Got Talent.
They should give Hogwarts an OFSTED (school) inspection. It would so totally fail it and so it would close down for health and safety reasons.
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Glad you like the line! Mr Moron should just vanish out of the public eye so we wouldn't have to put up with him anymore.
Health and safety will succeed where Voldemort failed in bringing Hogwarts down!
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Health and Safety does go too far nowadays.
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