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Published: 2019-04-12 16:54:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 10930; Favourites: 530; Downloads: 0
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I recently got the most obnoxiously separated bar of chocolate and the pain is too real




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ArrogantBirdo [2022-11-05 02:15:43 +0000 UTC]

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MikkelNPetersen [2022-02-07 17:35:41 +0000 UTC]

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UnknownRedFox [2020-07-26 05:32:30 +0000 UTC]

Those chocolate can kill you instantly

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D-Rock92 [2019-12-22 18:24:33 +0000 UTC]

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magpiesmiscellany [2019-06-09 00:47:18 +0000 UTC]

Ha! YES! I had one like that and put off eating it for like a year (it was really good even old, but soooo annoying)

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ArchineerRob [2019-05-14 23:30:59 +0000 UTC]

So true.

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A-New-Lesson [2019-04-28 16:29:22 +0000 UTC]

This has irked me. I would melt something like this down, reshape it in a  silicone candy mold , let cool, then enjoy properly. 

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Culpeo-Fox In reply to A-New-Lesson [2019-04-28 17:00:27 +0000 UTC]

*clicks link*

Amazing.

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Woodswallow [2019-04-22 09:07:41 +0000 UTC]

Danke für diesen Lacher!! Da steigt einem der Puls an beim lesen Frblblb indeed...wer denkt sich nur sowas aus.

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Chepseh [2019-04-21 19:11:26 +0000 UTC]

Ich find das Design nice.

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Ms-Azure-Dragon [2019-04-20 18:12:16 +0000 UTC]

Perfect example of OCD...

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DreadLockedCipher [2019-04-17 21:20:29 +0000 UTC]

What twisted individual designed this candy bar?

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Ink-tail [2019-04-15 05:40:36 +0000 UTC]

I get that same feeling watching the video of the dude unwrapping a kit kat and then just. . . eating the wrapper.

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ShayaCatsTale [2019-04-14 17:02:57 +0000 UTC]

Uff, kenne ich nur zu gut! Man versucht immer alles, um es richtig abzubrechen und am Ende macht man es dennoch kaputt  

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JWiesner [2019-04-14 07:49:52 +0000 UTC]

Und ich rege mich darüber auf, welcher Idiot die Toblerone designed hat. :'D Erstens kriegt man beim Beissen gleich ein Loch von unten ins Gehirn gerammt wenn man vorher nicht auch noch ein paar Schneidezähne mit abbricht, und zweitens schmeckt die Schokolade sowieso nicht gut.

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Woodswallow In reply to JWiesner [2019-04-22 09:03:46 +0000 UTC]

Haha - die Beschreibung trifft es einfach perfekt!! Ich mag die Schokolade eigentlich schon sehr gern, esse sie aber aus diesem Grund tatsächlich so selten...und weil das auspacken aus dem Silberpapier in der Form einfach ein pain in the ass ist...

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JWiesner In reply to Woodswallow [2019-04-22 11:16:15 +0000 UTC]

Danke!
Langsam frage ich mich, ob Deutsche die Toblerone-Schokolade lieber haben als Schweizer. xD Ich mag Lindt und ähnliches. Rittersport auch!

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Woodswallow In reply to JWiesner [2019-04-22 11:42:40 +0000 UTC]

Boh, Lindt Vollmilch ist für mich der unangefochtene König am Schokoladenhimmel Und aktuell suchte ich ziemlich heftig Ritter Sport Marzipan...also ja, ich bin bei dir! Toblerone is halt irgendwie nichts für den "Alltag" ^^

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Skia In reply to JWiesner [2019-04-14 08:42:14 +0000 UTC]

Toblerone mag ich ganz gerne - aber verdammt, dass Essgefühl hast du perfekt beschrieben 8'D

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Culpeo-Fox In reply to Skia [2019-04-14 12:06:31 +0000 UTC]

(das "reingerammte Loch im Gehirn beim Reinbeißen" ist tatsächlich DER Grund, warum ich Toblerone bisher so extrem selten in meinem Leben gegessen habe 8'D)

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Skia In reply to Culpeo-Fox [2019-04-14 12:10:30 +0000 UTC]

Man kann natürlich auch gesittet die einzelnen Stücke abbrechen ;D Ich fands schon immer ein wenig dekadent (und halt zu schmerzhaft), da direkt abzubeißen XD

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Culpeo-Fox In reply to Skia [2019-04-14 12:26:25 +0000 UTC]

Als ich meine erste Toblerone probiert habe, war ich ein kleines Scheißi, da hatte ich noch kein Gefühl für Sitte (in dem Alter habe ich wahrscheinlich auch in normale Schokoladentafeln noch höhlenmenschartig reingebissen *wein*)

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Unazaki [2019-04-14 04:35:13 +0000 UTC]

LMAO

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MrGheesfellow [2019-04-13 20:29:16 +0000 UTC]

Did Dr. Evil design this bar?
 

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Daniloolinad [2019-04-13 14:02:30 +0000 UTC]

This chocolate shape is EVIL!

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elzataerinn [2019-04-13 12:58:35 +0000 UTC]

.... May I suggest kitchen knife?

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CupcakesAndCatnomz [2019-04-13 11:37:45 +0000 UTC]

i knew it was gonna happen, and i still got tense when scrolling down xD

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MarvellousMemento [2019-04-13 10:28:46 +0000 UTC]

Come to think of it... Can Sesh or any snake men simply unhinge their jaws and swallow the entire bar whole like actual snake? Just curious...

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Culpeo-Fox In reply to MarvellousMemento [2019-04-13 10:37:43 +0000 UTC]

They can - though, no one does it anymore because it probably is regarded as "uncivilised" :')

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roget3375 [2019-04-13 09:42:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh god why make it like that.

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Grumpy-Goose [2019-04-13 08:17:13 +0000 UTC]

That's just EVIL!

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skunktoy [2019-04-13 06:18:58 +0000 UTC]

Silly chocolate bars and their odd patterns...

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Wakaitsu [2019-04-13 05:38:58 +0000 UTC]

That dude who thought that making an unevenly separated bar was a good idea should go to hell > < That's one deal if you'll be the one who eats the whole bar, but what if you planned to share it?

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le-letha [2019-04-13 03:56:46 +0000 UTC]

What were they thinking? That's terrible! I understand this comic...at least the pain is shared!

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Ferngirl [2019-04-13 03:28:18 +0000 UTC]

I've seen one that's even worse XD

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Luckysweep [2019-04-13 02:52:46 +0000 UTC]

The layout of that bar annoys my mind like a single yellow tulip in a field of red tulips. I understand the pain.

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Ewbtech In reply to Luckysweep [2019-04-13 03:31:52 +0000 UTC]

Don't look up Tony's Chocolonely bars.

You have been warned.

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Woodswallow In reply to Ewbtech [2019-04-22 09:05:14 +0000 UTC]

Oh my goodness, what a nightmare indeed!!

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Luckysweep In reply to Ewbtech [2019-04-14 23:15:27 +0000 UTC]

How dare you inform me that such a travesty exists. Now that knowledge is seared into my brain. How dare you.

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Ewbtech In reply to Luckysweep [2019-04-17 00:11:13 +0000 UTC]

       

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MoneLisa In reply to Ewbtech [2019-04-14 20:00:46 +0000 UTC]

Those Tony bars are the worst, very thick chocolate bars also. Impossible to get a piece.

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Ewbtech In reply to MoneLisa [2019-04-17 00:11:55 +0000 UTC]

But they're goooooood though

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KaeSera [2019-04-13 01:35:27 +0000 UTC]

This hurts just seeing it; I can't imagine actually getting a chocolate bar like that. I'd probably take a knife to it and carve along the grooves to ensure I broke it perfectly...

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NikkiPikkiPencils [2019-04-13 01:16:10 +0000 UTC]

OH MY WORD, SAME-
Who even makes a chocolate bar to be separated like that??
That's ridiculous, hang in there Sesh!

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TheOneAndOnlyTanya [2019-04-13 00:38:09 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god, what a mood-

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Phraggle [2019-04-12 23:27:17 +0000 UTC]

" Damn fine chocolate! "

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Caffinated-Pinecone [2019-04-12 22:48:57 +0000 UTC]

AAAH I UNDERSTAAAAND

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Ayior [2019-04-12 22:38:15 +0000 UTC]

Ah yes I had one like that, too. But somehow with even worse layout. It was kind of arranged like a spiderweb and with very deep unbreakable ridges, so I was forced to just take bites of it which was both painful to my mouth and aesthetically unpleasing...
Lemme see if I can find it... ahh yes
www.worldofsweets.de/out/pictu…
LOOK AT THIS TERROR

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Culpeo-Fox In reply to Ayior [2019-04-13 17:08:59 +0000 UTC]

JESUS fuCK


...und ich dachte, Alpia wäre schon schlimm. D8

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Ayior In reply to Culpeo-Fox [2019-04-14 13:10:47 +0000 UTC]

Culpeo kriegt n Herzinfarkt XD

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