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curtsibling β Tribute To Jerky Hooves
Published: 2013-07-02 23:57:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 5126; Favourites: 65; Downloads: 0
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Drawn in honour of a legendary hoss on Tumblr, known as Jerky Hooves!My way of saying cheers for all the faves!
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Ever seen this?Β niban-destikim.deviantart.com/β¦
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No - But it looks cool!
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there's also theseΒ niban-destikim.deviantart.com/β¦ , niban-destikim.deviantart.com/β¦
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If the MLP cartoon was like this, I would consider checking it out!
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Holy shit ! A male Derpy! Quick, to the turrets!
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To the Tourettes!
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I have no idea - Ask him!
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LEL CALL TEH PO PO!
SEE IF WE CARE!
NO ONE CAN STOP US!
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WHEN DA PIGS STROLL AROUND WE DROP IT LIKE ITS HAWT!
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President of all fangirl super sluts in the universe!
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Do they know that we aren't the police right?
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Speak for yourself! I am the total Gestapo!
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The police have rules to follow, we don't, so we can use any means to stop them, even brute force.
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Cut them any which way but loose!
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You bet man, in this dimenssion or another.
for more info press the reply button in the upper side and press top
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"The police have rules to follow" bro! can i go to your country? for real in which planet is that?
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A planet where the police don't kill just because one person steal a wallet, evade taxes, don't pay a parking bill or even making manifestations of X stuff, is called earth, where humans feel attraction for other humans, I bet you heard it before.
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hell no that's news to me, which dimension or alternate universe is that in?
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Is called reality, a reality that you bronies denied long time ago.
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also, im not a brony, i just like to make fun of them, like curts, well i think he is not a brony...
hey curts you there? are you a brony?
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no, you telling me of good cops that abide by the law, and don't abuse power, but do i need to remember you that we have the term police brutality for a reason? that police patrol cars have cameras to also kept them in check, that one of the best weapons the police have against the minority groups of the population is fear, and that this weapon is not limited to be used just on race, but also creed and sexual orientation? that half the crime on drugs is working with the success it has because it gets inside help from the same system that is suppose to be stopping it, that police negligence is not limited to lack of action but to poor choice of acts that in turn lead to oppression, and just plain corruption even if the "official" is acting solo, even if it tries to justify its actions with something like low payment, the corruption that is doing is still corruption.
so yeah man you tell me that this is not another universe, not another planet, and that it is real, a place where the bureaucratized system of the police force is actually doing an honest work, damn tell me the country and city where that is happening, i bet it has like 50 persons living on it.
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those cops only hit you at mostly breaking you a bone or two or selling your ass out.
Hey i ain't feeling attracted sexually by a horse.
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dude, you are making no sense at all here, so now your good cops are beating people, while taking into account the level of damage necessary to NOT break your bones? that happens nowhere!
good, since im not into zoophilia neither, i guess at least in that we agree.
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Because I was talking about the corrupted cops
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Apparently those horsedung-eaters at Derpibooru even took offence to this...
I might have to draw them some gift art soon...
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DerpiBooru???
more DerpiBOOHOO!!!!
A bunch of shut ins that need to stop
Masturbating to teenage horses that are meant
to entertain young girls!
"Get a life Peeps!"
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What this gentleman said!
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Bath salts is the only explanation!
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In pony fetish land, anything is possible!
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WE'RE OFF TO PONY FETISH LAND!
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To see the great and powerful Oz!
(Ozzy Ozbourne!)
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he can teach us how to bite bat's heads off.
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You just gave me a great idea for an image!
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Patrolling they tryin to catch us ridin derpy
Tryin to catch us ridin derpy
Tryin to catch us ridin derpy
Tryin to catch us ridin derpy
Tryin to catch us ridin derpy
Our moaning so loud
we're swangin
They hopin that they gon catch us ridin derpy
Tryin to catch us ridin derpy
Tryin to catch us ridin derpy
Tryin to catch us ridin derpy
Tryin to catch us ridin derpy
Verse 1 - Pegaslut
Police think they cant see me jerk
I'm stink so it is easy to be smelled
When you see me jerk-by they can see the glean
And my shine on the ass and the pointy nips
Ride with a new pony, she like hold up
Next to the dildo controller is a full clip and my plushies
Turn a clopper into a coma
slut you ain't know, I'm crazy like sonichu
Just tryin to clop ain't tryin to have no foal
mud dirty itself so I pull in furries
Laws of patrolling you know they love me
Moaning turned all the way up until the maximum
I can speak for some bronies tryin to clop for some
But we packin somethin that we have and um will have a brony locked up in the minimum
Security cell, I'm grippin jizz
moaning loud and tippin slow
Twist and twistin like hit this drugs
Police pull up from behind and is in his throat
anus down gotta stop pollution
toys change bronies like who is that producing?
This the jerk-N-clop when we out and cruisin
Got warrants in every city except Houston but I'm still ain't losing, yet.
[Chorus]
[Verse 2 - Jerky Hooves]
I been drinkin and smokin holdin shit cause a pony can't focus
I gotta get to home 'fore the po po's scope this big ol Excursion swerving all up in the curve horse
pony been sippin on that applejuice and the gin again is in again we in the wind
Doin a hundred while I puff on the blunt
And rollin another one up, we livin like we ain't givin a fuck
I got a dildo in my right hoof, 40 oz on my lap freezing my ovaries
Roll a pony tree, green leaves and all
Cuming pretty deep, me and my blow job
I gotta get back to backstreets
Wanted by the six pound and I got heat suck suck cums to the block we creep creep
Pop Pop hope cops do see me, on a low key
With no regards for the law we suck em like fuck em all
But I will get caught up and brought up on charges for twerking y'all
Keep a dildo in ass, and a blunt to spark, but well if you want, pony you poppin pink
Ready or not we bust sucks off in the air Jerky Hooves and Pegaslut
[Chorus]
[Verse 3 - Pegaslut]
Do what you thinkin so, I tried to let you go
Turn up a blink of jizz and I swallow it slower
A brony upset for sure cause they think they know that they catchin me with plenty of the jizz and droll
So they get behind me tryin to check my ass, look at my rearview and they smilin
Thinkin they'll catch me on the wrong well keep tryin
Cause they accepting is racial profiling
Houston, TX you can check my ass
Pull me over try to check my tats
Glove compartment gotta get my ash
Cause the crooked cops try to cum up fast
And been a cloper that I am I suck to them, giving a damn bout not feeling my attitude
When they realize I ain't even jerkin dirty bet you'll be leavin with an even sadder mood
I'mma orgams at you then I'mma have to cruise I'm in number -9001 on some more DJ Screwx
You can molest me plus you can lick
This a message to the laws tellin them WE LOVE YOU
I can be touched or tell 'em that they shoulda known
Tippin' down, sittin' crooked on my humps
Bookin' my phone, tryin' to find a pony I wanna scissor
Like they couldn't stop me I'mma 'bout to pull up at your home and it's on
[Chorus 2x]
it may look long, but believe me... this was damn easier than it looks hahaha, the harder part was using brony speak, so if you think you can improve it please do.
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Dude! We just told Andrew Lloyd Webber to GTFO, because we have a new song writer!
This is epic rap at it's best - I'd love to hire Max Gilardi to do the animated version!
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wait what? lololol an animated version of the bastardized pony version, of the bastardized song riding dirty?
holy shit hahaha, oh man i have to see that and be prepared to die from laughter.
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I'd love to see an animation of Pega.
Chris Chan got Sonichu Adventures, and I
hope one day I will see my own spazzy series...
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Sonichu adventures? what is that?
(and so our hero in the midst of his ignorance goes to the Google sage and ask him, "oh almost all knowing Google, show me those so called sonichu adventures...", what he saw in the thumbnails!!!)
-and back to our present time-
damn man, i was so happy living under my rock, i can't believe someone was able to give that thing the illusion of sequential movement known as animation, i guess that is what i get when my source for that is limited to encyclopedia dramatica... and you i guess, oh now i look back at my bubble and it was such a pure world, the good old days, now my brain has records of images of that thing moving, you are right if sonichu gets her animation anything can do it.
also the article on EA was hilarious and that guy apparently harassed Nintendo, Sega and Sony so they would make a game for his retarded character, man this world we live in, but i guess that people(does he counts as people?) make it entertaining.
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He's a class act, eh?
I hope the evil samurai lords of Nintendo sent a pack of gay ninja ass-assassins after him!
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