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ectobiologist7 [2017-01-23 03:32:55 +0000 UTC]

Whenever life get you down

Keeps you wearing a frown

And the gravy train has left you behind

And when your all out of hope

Down at the end of your rope

And nobody's there to throw you a line

If you ever get so low

That you don't know which way to go

Come on and take a walk in my shoes

Never worry 'bout a thing

Got the world on a string

Cause i've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)

I take a look at my enormous penis

And my troubles start a-meltin' away (ba-doom bop bop)

I take a look at my enormous penis

And the happy times are comin' to stay (be-doo)

I got a sing and I dance

When I glance in my pants

And a-feelin's like a sun shiny day

I take a look at my enormous Pe-e-enis

And a-everything is goin' my way (ba-doom bop bop)

*Whistle Solo*

Zubudo zus zus zuboo-davey ba jud zud zuboo-day

Vabyado vuz vuz ba shoo-ba-do wah 

Zubudo zub zub shaloo dub dub pe-e-enis

Sing along at home why don't you? 

Two, three

I take a look at my enormous penis (it's not that hard)

And my troubles start a-meltin' away (just Bob and Tom)

I take a look at my enormous penis

And the happy times are comin' to stay (be-doo)

Yeah i got great big amounts in the place where it counts

And the feelin's like a sun shiny day

I take a look at my enormous pe-e-enis

And a-ev'rything is goin' my way (on bob and tom now)

Ev'rything is goin' my way (hey look at these goobers)

Ev'rything is goin' my way (Ai-chi-wow-wah)

Ev'rything is goin' my waaaaaaaaay

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rain-petals [2016-12-04 02:56:21 +0000 UTC]

yeah this is so cute

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The-Makara-Messiah [2016-08-20 18:09:52 +0000 UTC]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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margenlarcel [2016-08-14 20:40:14 +0000 UTC]

what is this abomination

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ninjamineturtle641 [2016-05-21 04:29:01 +0000 UTC]

NO MATTER HOW BAD THIS IS ERIDAN WAS NEVER CUTE

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periclipsa [2014-03-03 20:19:02 +0000 UTC]

You just hurt Eridan's feelings! D:

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tech-impaired-anubis [2012-01-11 23:37:06 +0000 UTC]

what



ohmygod

NOERIDANNO

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halikiweh [2011-11-03 21:23:44 +0000 UTC]

This is so accurate.

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hibrid-kun [2011-11-03 09:30:25 +0000 UTC]

you know? this is my brother patron troll and he is so mad when he saw this desu art.
and now you made eridan cry! D:

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kissesthecutiefox [2011-09-28 02:02:04 +0000 UTC]

I....I think my eyes just ate eachother...

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Pervy-Trolol [2011-09-27 09:01:23 +0000 UTC]

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CreepMuffin [2011-09-22 22:43:04 +0000 UTC]

Oh god this is beautiful.
So beautiful indeed.

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pizzacringissimo [2011-09-22 00:56:40 +0000 UTC]

MAI PATRON TROLL

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Skittycat [2011-09-07 16:32:57 +0000 UTC]

Oh god homestucks in my inbox.... NOT YOU TOO CUTE-KIRBY!!!!

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