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Published: 2013-01-28 00:16:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 8702; Favourites: 65; Downloads: 48
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Description Eventually I remembered a character from one of my most favorite games, Quake 3 Arena and was pretty much surprised how could I forget him. 'Cause Bitterman looks exactly like asari with his squid-head, only male.

Set during ME3; my Shep misses her horrible black lipstick and totally mad about it.
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Concepto99 [2014-12-23 04:58:26 +0000 UTC]

Its bitterman from quake 3. Seriously

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AlasterWake [2013-08-14 22:16:47 +0000 UTC]

That sole male Asari could not give less of a fuck if he tried xDΒ 

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CyberII In reply to AlasterWake [2013-08-15 07:38:22 +0000 UTC]

probably XD

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Vo1canic [2013-07-22 19:28:21 +0000 UTC]

He looks like Chuck Norris if he were an Asari. XD

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CyberII In reply to Vo1canic [2013-07-22 19:29:23 +0000 UTC]

lol

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joaxilier [2013-06-29 22:59:08 +0000 UTC]

LOL xD
Liara's face is just priceless xD

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megadriver2 [2013-06-27 18:49:23 +0000 UTC]

Look at the guy. He is just standing there, like "Meh... whatever".

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CyberII In reply to megadriver2 [2013-06-27 18:55:28 +0000 UTC]

to be the only male of a whole race of sexy blue babes only sounds cool

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Glide08 In reply to CyberII [2013-09-01 04:16:31 +0000 UTC]

He is not the only one. OTHER male asari exist, with common skin colors for males being Red, Orange, Yellow, and Green. Their markings could be also compared to beards and moustaches.

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CyberII In reply to Glide08 [2013-09-01 14:20:25 +0000 UTC]

Does it make Shiala a man?

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Glide08 In reply to CyberII [2013-09-01 16:50:40 +0000 UTC]

Green However, Dsepite being common on males, can be also be found on some females, and is independent of the gender. Shiala is a woman.

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megadriver2 In reply to CyberII [2013-06-27 21:57:33 +0000 UTC]

Yeah... good but only in a sexual way. Otherwise he'd be critisized, praised, hated and what not. He'd be like the pope. Only pops out one day in the year for a drive through the Asari homeworld in a plastic box on top of a drop shuttle!

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CyberII In reply to megadriver2 [2013-06-27 22:06:12 +0000 UTC]

not even in a sexual way - he'll need that armored plastic box for the women not to tear him apart

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Mass-Effect-lover [2013-05-29 03:25:21 +0000 UTC]

Love Sheps armor!

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JederC [2013-05-26 02:17:36 +0000 UTC]

I couldn't stop laughing after the second before I looked at the description, it crossed mysubconscious mind that, "Hey, looks like the Ranger from Quake II..." only to see it was completely intended.

Good job with cross-canon humor

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CyberII In reply to JederC [2013-05-27 21:28:00 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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Glide08 [2013-05-12 11:29:58 +0000 UTC]

I think he really is asari, and they seperate males from females.

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IzoldeDeith [2013-03-15 13:58:08 +0000 UTC]

Ρ…Π°-Ρ…Π°! ΡΡ‚Π°ΠΏΡΡ‚ΡŒ!

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CyberII In reply to IzoldeDeith [2013-03-15 14:00:22 +0000 UTC]

Π°Π³Π°, сама ΠΊΠ°Ρ‚Π°Π»Π°ΡΡŒ, ΠΊΠ°ΠΊ вспомнила))

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Rikkuu10 [2013-02-01 06:26:27 +0000 UTC]

hehe he's yellow :-D

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CyberII In reply to Rikkuu10 [2013-02-01 11:03:34 +0000 UTC]

yup

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malgrumm [2013-01-31 03:54:08 +0000 UTC]

lol!

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maxvision92 [2013-01-30 22:06:11 +0000 UTC]

He's human, it's just 1999 graphics make him look ugly. Those are supposed to be cornrows.

Also, he's the player character from Quake 2, so, yeah, human.

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CyberII In reply to maxvision92 [2013-01-30 22:12:02 +0000 UTC]

his background story is the Stroggs were performing experiments on him. Never heard of the 'Q2' theory until now (and in 90ies I was a big fan of the series), so it's supposedly later speculations which don't count either, huh?

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maxvision92 In reply to CyberII [2013-01-30 22:16:05 +0000 UTC]

Go watch the intro cutscene to Quake 2. His name is on the player-character's drop pod.

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CyberII In reply to maxvision92 [2013-01-30 22:19:14 +0000 UTC]

hmm.. if i could find the CD

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maxvision92 In reply to CyberII [2013-01-30 22:24:12 +0000 UTC]

It's on YouTube.

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CyberII In reply to maxvision92 [2013-01-30 22:42:05 +0000 UTC]

No other signs of him being the protagonist? 'Cause the cutscene only shows that a drop pod with that name written on it was launched, technically that doesn't mean anything more than he'd been involved - and it doesn't contradict the q3 background story

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maxvision92 In reply to CyberII [2013-03-02 19:46:37 +0000 UTC]

Well, it's the only prominent pod in the intro, so I think it's safe to assume that's your character.

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Illusive-Design In reply to maxvision92 [2013-03-16 21:33:10 +0000 UTC]

Just to be sure:
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ManLion [2013-01-30 06:05:42 +0000 UTC]

If only Bioware had made the asari with TWO genders

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CyberII In reply to ManLion [2013-01-30 08:57:15 +0000 UTC]

ID Software made male asari long before the canonical ones

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ManLion In reply to CyberII [2013-01-30 23:42:20 +0000 UTC]

well watever, if only male asari showed up in the series

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AuthorOfSins [2013-01-30 05:16:10 +0000 UTC]


Nice one

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CyberII In reply to AuthorOfSins [2013-01-30 08:57:21 +0000 UTC]

thxx

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AuthorOfSins In reply to CyberII [2013-01-30 19:15:23 +0000 UTC]

Welcome!

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Dragonwyrd316 [2013-01-29 20:30:42 +0000 UTC]

I snorted out a laugh when I saw this. Absolutely hilarious and I love Liara's expression!

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CyberII In reply to Dragonwyrd316 [2013-01-29 22:38:58 +0000 UTC]

cool

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Dragonwyrd316 In reply to CyberII [2013-01-29 23:17:26 +0000 UTC]

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mosh27 [2013-01-28 23:54:13 +0000 UTC]

This is awesome ! Not bad for a male asari ;D

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CyberII In reply to mosh27 [2013-01-29 00:14:15 +0000 UTC]

yup

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Azeroth2 [2013-01-28 11:19:43 +0000 UTC]

those guy IMPREGNATE every race.

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CyberII In reply to Azeroth2 [2013-01-28 11:42:21 +0000 UTC]

oh crap, hide yo wives

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neXXXusTheUber In reply to CyberII [2013-01-28 22:08:07 +0000 UTC]

and hide yo husbands, cause they gettin' evvereebodyee out here xD

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CyberII In reply to neXXXusTheUber [2013-01-28 22:14:04 +0000 UTC]

he could become Sheploo's competition

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Azeroth2 In reply to CyberII [2013-01-28 12:53:32 +0000 UTC]

you think they will only limit themself to woman? They can impregnat EVERYTHNG that got a dna, there is nowhere to run, nowhre to hide. They will find you, and they will IMPREGNATE YOU!!!

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CyberII In reply to Azeroth2 [2013-01-28 13:04:05 +0000 UTC]

yeah, since femAsari can get pregnant from any gender... Now I know what a pornocatastrophe looks like.

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almostinsane999 [2013-01-28 03:42:20 +0000 UTC]

I actually find it kind of funny.

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CyberII In reply to almostinsane999 [2013-01-28 11:44:30 +0000 UTC]

yep

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FenrirSPhantom [2013-01-28 01:14:25 +0000 UTC]

No offense but thats gross.

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