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For: (Thank you, dear! ♥)

"Well, this has been an interesting wedding anniversary." you mumbled as you damped a small towel and tried to get the spaghetti stains off of your fancy dress. Erwin gave a low chuckle as he took off his tie and hung it behind a chair.

"At least he apologized."

"It wasn't his fault, dear," you giggled and put the towel back on the counter. "Someone bumped into him, and the plate just happened to fall on my lap! He couldn't prevent it."

A strong pair of arms wrapped around your waist and familiar lips pressed against your cheek. "You know, we do have the rest of the night to ourselves," he murmured in your ear as his thumbs lightly massaged your hipbones. "Why don't we relax?"

"You're right," you grinned and leaned in to peck your husband on his nose. "Let's watch a movie."

"That's not, uh, what I really meant," he began and you laughed. He smiled and poked your sides, causing you to squirm and giggle. "But okay. You choose."

You walked to the cabinet and knelt down, scanning your index finger on each movie. Your eyebrows furrowed in confusion as to took one movie out. "Erwin?" you began. "When did we get this movie?"

He walked over to look at the cover, and he shook his head. "I don't remember."

You read the summary in the back and shrugged. "Let's watch it," Handing Erwin the DVD, he took the CD out and placed it in the player and you rushed to the kitchen. "Do you want some wine?"

"Yeah, sure."

He turned the TV on and it began to play. You quickly ran back to the living room with two glasses and an entire bottle of Moscato. You poured your husband a glass and poured yourself one, then put your feet up on the ottoman, and Erwin decided to lay his head down on your lap. Giggling, you ran your fingers through his hair and soon the movie started.

The credits rolled and dramatic music played. Your sitting positions changed throughout the movie. You were sitting on the edge of the couch with your hands up in the air, and Erwin rested his feet on the ottoman and was slouched back in boredom.

"What the hell?" you called out. "That's it? That's it? No closure?" you looked at your husband in disbelief, and he just shrugged and smiled at your rant. "Seriously. That was a load of shit. Who falls in love with a life-sized doll?"

You heard Erwin laugh. You looked at him and continued. "No, really! I understand a four year old girl might, but a grown man? That's just messed up."

Shaking your head, you stood up to take the disc out and put it back in its case. "Who gave this to us anyways?"

Erwin stood up and stretched his arms above the air. "Probably Hanji. I won't be surprised if she were the one."

"Neither would I. She likes weird shit like this."

"At least we know now not to recommend this to anyone."

You giggled. Erwin walked towards you and wrapped his arms around you from behind. He pressed a kiss to your shoulder and hugged you close. "Now what do you want to do, (Y/N)?"

Smiling, you intertwined his hands with yours. "Well, we already did what I wanted to do," you slowly turned around. You wrapped your arms around the back of his neck and his hands slowly reached to your lower back. "I think it's your turn to choose."

Erwin grinned and leaned in for a tender kiss. It was slow and enticing, and eventually it became passionate and heated. His hands were toying with the zipper of your dress and your hands were running through his blonde tufts. You pulled away from the kiss and pressed your forehead against his. His icy blue eyes were dazed with lust and his lips were curved in an adoring smile.

"Erwin?"

"Hmm?"

You pressed your lips to his ear. "To the bedroom."

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For: (Thank you, dear! ♥)

"Well, this has been an interesting wedding anniversary." you mumbled as you damped a small towel and tried to get the spaghetti stains off of your fancy dress. Erwin gave a low chuckle as he took off his tie and hung it behind a chair.

"At least he apologized."

"It wasn't his fault, dear," you giggled and put the towel back on the counter. "Someone bumped into him, and the plate just happened to fall on my lap! He couldn't prevent it."

A strong pair of arms wrapped around your waist and familiar lips pressed against your cheek. "You know, we do have the rest of the night to ourselves," he murmured in your ear as his thumbs lightly massaged your hipbones. "Why don't we relax?"

"You're right," you grinned and leaned in to peck your husband on his nose. "Let's watch a movie."

"That's not, uh, what I really meant," he began and you laughed. He smiled and poked your sides, causing you to squirm and giggle. "But okay. You choose."

You walked to the cabinet and knelt down, scanning your index finger on each movie. Your eyebrows furrowed in confusion as to took one movie out. "Erwin?" you began. "When did we get this movie?"

He walked over to look at the cover, and he shook his head. "I don't remember."

You read the summary in the back and shrugged. "Let's watch it," Handing Erwin the DVD, he took the CD out and placed it in the player and you rushed to the kitchen. "Do you want some wine?"

"Yeah, sure."

He turned the TV on and it began to play. You quickly ran back to the living room with two glasses and an entire bottle of Moscato. You poured your husband a glass and poured yourself one, then put your feet up on the ottoman, and Erwin decided to lay his head down on your lap. Giggling, you ran your fingers through his hair and soon the movie started.

The credits rolled and dramatic music played. Your sitting positions changed throughout the movie. You were sitting on the edge of the couch with your hands up in the air, and Erwin rested his feet on the ottoman and was slouched back in boredom.

"What the hell?" you called out. "That's it? That's it? No closure?" you looked at your husband in disbelief, and he just shrugged and smiled at your rant. "Seriously. That was a load of shit. Who falls in love with a life-sized doll?"

You heard Erwin laugh. You looked at him and continued. "No, really! I understand a four year old girl might, but a grown man? That's just messed up."

Shaking your head, you stood up to take the disc out and put it back in its case. "Who gave this to us anyways?"

Erwin stood up and stretched his arms above the air. "Probably Hanji. I won't be surprised if she were the one."

"Neither would I. She likes weird shit like this."

"At least we know now not to recommend this to anyone."

You giggled. Erwin walked towards you and wrapped his arms around you from behind. He pressed a kiss to your shoulder and hugged you close. "Now what do you want to do, (Y/N)?"

Smiling, you intertwined his hands with yours. "Well, we already did what I wanted to do," you slowly turned around. You wrapped your arms around the back of his neck and his hands slowly reached to your lower back. "I think it's your turn to choose."

Erwin grinned and leaned in for a tender kiss. It was slow and enticing, and eventually it became passionate and heated. His hands were toying with the zipper of your dress and your hands were running through his blonde tufts. You pulled away from the kiss and pressed your forehead against his. His icy blue eyes were dazed with lust and his lips were curved in an adoring smile.

"Erwin?"

"Hmm?"

You pressed your lips to his ear. "To the bedroom."