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Description The art for this was done off the computer, with a pen. The frames and text were added online. I thus choose to put it in the Traditional Art section, since both medias were used.

AAAAAAAGGGGES ago, when me, and Ema and a few of my other friends used to play on the Diablo 2 servers, we were talking, and came up with a very valid point. On things like Zelda, you kill a slime or something, and you get rupees and rings and shit. Why the HELL would a monster be carrying these around, I ask you? o.o

Ah well, there ya go. A valid point made, and I even stuck a moral lesson in there for ya too! ^_^

Just say no.
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daaku-no-tenshi In reply to ??? [2009-03-03 21:26:51 +0000 UTC]

Yes it was! x3

'Tis a gift. <3

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irland [2009-01-19 03:26:49 +0000 UTC]

That is awesome. I think its the funniest when you see the rat people in Act 3 of Diablo 2 in the jungle and they have pikes and spears and full armor that they drop. Where are they hiding them when you are fighting the silly things? Not that I dont appreciate every extra gold that I can get from the little buggers, but it is very unusual.

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Swarmer6032 [2008-12-22 11:26:24 +0000 UTC]

What is that enemy anyway? A moon/death/hell clan?

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daaku-no-tenshi In reply to Swarmer6032 [2008-12-23 00:50:22 +0000 UTC]

Probably. Maybe.

I mean, I just drew the first stupid looking horned thing that came into my head to be honest. xD Im not sure if I even based it on a certain enemy or not, lol. I think I was just aiming for your atypical "monster" stereotype.

Kindof. : /

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Swarmer6032 In reply to daaku-no-tenshi [2008-12-23 02:09:55 +0000 UTC]

It looks like some sort of bug. A demon-bug?

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Trusky5 [2008-12-04 09:14:23 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!!!
that is sooooo true! where do monsters get all their stuff... and what about those monsters that drop like a bazillion different items and $1000000000000000000 worth in gold. seriously where do they put it? ..... oh dear i think i may have stumbled upon something i may not have wanted to.
teehee!

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daaku-no-tenshi In reply to Trusky5 [2008-12-04 18:11:42 +0000 UTC]

Lmao. xD Yush!

God I love to get people thinking. xp

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Trusky5 In reply to daaku-no-tenshi [2008-12-05 02:44:08 +0000 UTC]

i think their internal organs are made of these items ooor........ (this one makes "more" sense) They drop items because they have eaten travelers and other ppl that had those items, Thus when u kill them their guts spill out along with any lost items. YES!!! the mystery is solved! lol

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MicrosuedeMouse [2008-02-19 22:31:50 +0000 UTC]

I was watching my dad play *something-or-other* once, and I asked him why the monsters all dropped money and stuff. He didn't know either. I now see the how, but not yet the why...

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daaku-no-tenshi In reply to MicrosuedeMouse [2008-02-21 16:21:41 +0000 UTC]

LoL. X3 Well, maybe he WAS getting married. : p
- Stephen-san

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insert-name-here-plz [2008-01-13 03:28:33 +0000 UTC]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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insert-name-here-plz [2008-01-13 03:27:46 +0000 UTC]

im sorry man but i am green u are blue ...thats what i want to do to you for that...im sorry for beeing so blunt

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daaku-no-tenshi In reply to insert-name-here-plz [2008-01-13 14:15:22 +0000 UTC]

o_O @ the icons.

... -Stares-
- Stephen-san

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insert-name-here-plz In reply to daaku-no-tenshi [2008-01-13 18:08:17 +0000 UTC]

lol u like them and u know it

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Phaix [2007-12-10 11:56:14 +0000 UTC]

i agree...its not only a matter of WHY is the monster carrying a, lets say, crystal sword, but how exactly DOES swarm of locusts carry a crystal sword?!

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daaku-no-tenshi In reply to Phaix [2007-12-11 14:40:24 +0000 UTC]

LoL, I know. I think someone mentioned that before as well. XD All the little slimes or swarms of bugs with big, giant weapons and stuff.
- Stephen-san

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Phaix In reply to daaku-no-tenshi [2007-12-11 21:56:03 +0000 UTC]

ah well!

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Marja1992 [2007-09-23 11:36:31 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA brilliant

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poeticjustice49 [2007-07-07 22:01:05 +0000 UTC]

ive asked myself this so many times!! why the hell does a monster need a town portal?! they cant go into the town!!! and why are they carrying wepons for specific classes?!?! they cant use druid wepons!!!

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daaku-no-tenshi In reply to poeticjustice49 [2007-07-13 18:54:03 +0000 UTC]

Or maybe they CAN use druid weapons, and they just aren't letting on about it. oO;

Or maybe its a druid DISGUISED as a monster, so they don't get attacked by other monsters outside of villages. Oops, guess that idea fell short. : p
- Stephen-san

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TeamAquaSuicune [2006-11-22 15:12:27 +0000 UTC]

What the heck?!
This is cute!! I like it!

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daaku-no-tenshi In reply to TeamAquaSuicune [2006-11-29 17:46:12 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, thankies. XD
- Stephen-san

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Clio28 [2006-10-09 19:18:43 +0000 UTC]

Lol,it makes sence,but monsters should drop more greens and uniques.

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Clio28 In reply to Clio28 [2006-11-18 20:58:15 +0000 UTC]

Hmmmm,good question.Maybe the wolf wanted to be an apprentice wizard or something.XD
And at D2 again,a zombie dropped Artic armor,do they wear any armor????:/

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daaku-no-tenshi In reply to Clio28 [2006-11-15 16:43:36 +0000 UTC]

Yah, unique stuff in a lot of games are harder to come by. : ( Can't imagine the HELL I went through in Golden Sun to get some of the special weapons.. >< Of course, things like the Kikuichimonjii Staff were of course, carried by wolves.

Again, bringing up the arguement, why the HELL would a wolf have a Kikuichimonjii staff?
- Stephen-san

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YamiZoe [2005-09-13 20:00:00 +0000 UTC]

This is freakin funny! But hey, it has a point!

I'm always amazed when little creatures drop HUGE things, like giant axes and armors.

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Indefatigable42 [2005-09-09 01:21:36 +0000 UTC]

Bahahah.

A friend of mine wrote fanfic about a swarm of flies carrying around a suit of armor.

(I realize this is a year old, but I found it with the search engine. Freaking obscure fandom... )

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psychotaryin [2005-01-24 15:49:38 +0000 UTC]

*raises an eyebrow*

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yzarc [2005-01-24 13:00:40 +0000 UTC]

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reverseg [2004-11-30 14:54:22 +0000 UTC]

Makes no sense to my brain (Brain: Uuuuuuuhhh...)

But I'm lovin' it.

Nice!

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Shadow-W0lf [2004-10-05 21:58:41 +0000 UTC]

hahaha.... so true
Last panel is awesome ^_^

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WhisperingOpal [2004-09-24 15:47:24 +0000 UTC]

*Giggles* Very valid point indeed

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lixlianxjie [2004-09-19 00:40:20 +0000 UTC]

this ish funnie and cute.... one of my fav!!!

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rykan4marius [2004-09-18 20:09:45 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO. I LOVE the last panel XD The expr4essions are perfect

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BetsuNi04 [2004-09-12 19:58:26 +0000 UTC]

hahahahaha! the last panel is the best! hehehehe, i love it!

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DigeeTheGenie [2004-09-11 20:51:01 +0000 UTC]

Hey, hold on a sec. Maybe it's just conceidence (and it's probablby the case, Dakku-sensei) but didn't a Penny arcade ep deal with this topic? *Rumages* ah crap, can't find it...@_@ nevermind, it's a concidece, i'll leave it at that

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daaku-no-tenshi In reply to DigeeTheGenie [2004-09-12 13:23:55 +0000 UTC]

Penny Arcade? Isnt that that webcomic that Fred from Megatokyo likes?
- Stephen-san

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DigeeTheGenie In reply to daaku-no-tenshi [2004-09-12 16:01:17 +0000 UTC]

I think so ya, but the jist of it was "Adveturer slays Bug, bug coughs up ring, Adventurer wonders why bug has ring, cue earier on when bug bought ring"

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daaku-no-tenshi In reply to DigeeTheGenie [2004-09-12 16:06:40 +0000 UTC]

Ah. -Shrug- Ah well, dont really read PA actually. T'was a talk me and my ex and two friends where having on Diablo once.
By the way, thanks for commenting on the new POW page.
- Stephen-san

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ChronoMCC [2004-09-11 19:42:55 +0000 UTC]

It could have eaten adventurers and the ring or rupees or whatever is sitting in its stomach

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daaku-no-tenshi In reply to ChronoMCC [2004-09-12 13:24:37 +0000 UTC]

Mm, good point. -____-;; Didnt think of that one.
- Stephen-san

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ChronoMCC In reply to daaku-no-tenshi [2004-09-12 18:38:59 +0000 UTC]

lol Thats what I always thought it was. Although how scrolls survive and armor and spears and fully intact quivers of arrows fit inside stomachs was beyond me

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Spork-Bunny [2004-09-11 17:48:04 +0000 UTC]

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD LMAO! Yeah! that was great! XD I love this! Have you done something similar, i remember reading the wedding ring part somewear, but the say no part is new X3 love it! keep it up!

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daaku-no-tenshi In reply to Spork-Bunny [2004-09-12 13:28:48 +0000 UTC]

I might have done a comic a long time ago on DA when I first joined. Ive done so many of these comics now I hardly remember them all.
- Stephen-san

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Rireyu [2004-09-11 14:12:21 +0000 UTC]

lmao, great comic, and i wouldn't have thought it would end as it did! :3

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katyuska [2004-09-11 12:29:28 +0000 UTC]

LOL love your sens eof humor...dont know how it turned into an anti drug campaign but great nonetheless! I love your style of characters1

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TrueArashi [2004-09-11 12:08:21 +0000 UTC]

*almost dies af laugh--------------------* good one.. ....... . .... . .. ... .. ... .. .. .. ? NO? well the point was kindda of... but it just made it more fun... about the part with monsters carring around all kindda, ::::::
------> * shit * <------ never say that kids!, the I couldn't agree more... (have diablo at home, hand have woundert about that a lot of times (don't know why do))....
were did I come from? oh year..... LOVE YOU HUMOR!!!!!!! _ _

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daaku-no-tenshi In reply to TrueArashi [2004-09-11 12:09:57 +0000 UTC]

LoL, Thank you for your comment. ^^ Glad to hear it.
- Stephen-san

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mentalsarcasm [2004-09-11 12:00:06 +0000 UTC]

Oh dear god *Falls around laughing* You can see this as part of Playstation's Anti-Drug campaign. If they ever did one.

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daaku-no-tenshi In reply to mentalsarcasm [2004-09-11 12:18:52 +0000 UTC]

LoL. ^^ I kinda thought the monster looked a little like that thing out of Species, for some reason. o.o
... Why would Playstation do an antidrug campaign, anyways? o_o
- Stephen-san

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