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Description This is in the official Death Note. I wish it was rule 34.
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zerne15 [2008-11-28 07:21:01 +0000 UTC]

Y'know, there actually is a Rule 36, which states:
"If it exists, it is someone's fetish."
Yeah...

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DaftBrian In reply to zerne15 [2008-11-28 07:59:43 +0000 UTC]

True. Just like my fetish is Vampire chicks. Castlevania ones...none of this Twilight bullshit.

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keinve1 In reply to DaftBrian [2009-07-21 13:59:34 +0000 UTC]

Thanks a fucking lot.

Now I have the image of Edward getting rammed by Dracula.

Douchebag.

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DaftBrian In reply to keinve1 [2009-07-22 04:13:13 +0000 UTC]

hey...don't blame me for your over slashing imagination.

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keinve1 In reply to DaftBrian [2009-07-26 20:37:12 +0000 UTC]

Oh, I'm not. I'm blaming you for putting those two together. I had already suppressed the picture from an earlier time.

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jemenai [2008-11-22 20:06:51 +0000 UTC]

OMG!!!

...people never follow rules though...

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HiAgain69 [2008-11-09 06:21:11 +0000 UTC]

wow this has slain rule 34

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ihaveeatentheplums [2008-02-29 22:35:37 +0000 UTC]

yes.

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Kanubis [2008-02-07 02:03:55 +0000 UTC]

bull! there IS porn of it... there are no exceptions... deathgods even had sex with teh mudkip

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DaftBrian In reply to Kanubis [2008-02-08 07:39:48 +0000 UTC]

THE GAME

RICKROLL

YOU ARE NOW MANUALLY BREATHING

DESU

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Kanubis In reply to DaftBrian [2008-02-08 16:17:59 +0000 UTC]

you know, everytime i say screw it! (throws keyboard at monitor) some random d00d gives me suggestions...

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DaftBrian In reply to Kanubis [2008-02-10 01:22:25 +0000 UTC]

exactly 100 beers

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ayafei12 In reply to DaftBrian [2008-08-02 04:03:32 +0000 UTC]

Don't think about the purple elephant in the room

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minesweeperaddict [2008-01-22 20:34:32 +0000 UTC]

That's about 7 different types of awesome.

'Hentai Prevention'. Very nice.

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DaftBrian In reply to minesweeperaddict [2008-01-23 07:39:57 +0000 UTC]

ever never ever wanna see that...


Ryuk sex....


WTF!!

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keinve1 In reply to DaftBrian [2009-07-27 16:35:07 +0000 UTC]

I do.

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minesweeperaddict In reply to DaftBrian [2008-01-23 17:10:24 +0000 UTC]

Me neithers.

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DaftBrian In reply to minesweeperaddict [2008-01-24 02:30:58 +0000 UTC]

good.

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Mistress-Ikana [2007-11-26 03:33:39 +0000 UTC]

B-b-but, there were no exceptions!
Oh, someone's bound to find a loophole.
They've got a lot of RyukxLight on the Interwebz, though.
I wonder how that works out.

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DaftBrian In reply to Mistress-Ikana [2007-11-26 06:27:51 +0000 UTC]

I hate you

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DemonicWings [2007-11-24 20:22:48 +0000 UTC]

But, I have proof they can! >.> oh snap, my secret's out.

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DaftBrian In reply to DemonicWings [2007-11-25 00:25:34 +0000 UTC]

PROOF DOES NOT EXIST!!

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keinve1 In reply to DaftBrian [2009-07-21 14:06:03 +0000 UTC]

It can still be drawn.

Porn does not need to have sex in it.

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DaftBrian In reply to keinve1 [2009-07-22 04:13:27 +0000 UTC]

yes it does.

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keinve1 In reply to DaftBrian [2009-07-27 16:35:38 +0000 UTC]

Would you consider pictures of naked women porn?

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DaftBrian In reply to keinve1 [2009-07-28 00:29:27 +0000 UTC]

yes

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keinve1 In reply to DaftBrian [2009-07-28 03:03:39 +0000 UTC]

Would you consider pictures of naked women sex?

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DaftBrian In reply to keinve1 [2009-07-28 03:57:37 +0000 UTC]

Only on Tuesdays

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keinve1 In reply to DaftBrian [2009-07-28 17:41:39 +0000 UTC]

So porn does not need to have sex in it. Meaning I win.

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DaftBrian In reply to keinve1 [2009-07-28 22:07:55 +0000 UTC]

yes it does. where did you even get that logic?

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keinve1 In reply to DaftBrian [2009-07-29 02:14:11 +0000 UTC]

You said that you consider pictures of naked women sex only on tuesdays, but that you consider it porn. As there are more days than tuesday, sometimes to you porn does not require sex in it.

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DaftBrian In reply to keinve1 [2009-07-29 02:28:20 +0000 UTC]

Porn is 24 frames a second of pictures.

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keinve1 In reply to DaftBrian [2009-07-29 02:30:10 +0000 UTC]

What about 25 frames a second? Or 23?

And what about videos of naked women then.

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DaftBrian In reply to keinve1 [2009-07-29 02:53:19 +0000 UTC]

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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keinve1 In reply to DaftBrian [2009-07-29 15:16:03 +0000 UTC]

... does this have anything to do with our conversation?

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DaftBrian In reply to keinve1 [2009-07-30 17:37:19 +0000 UTC]

boys have a penis and girls have a vagina

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keinve1 In reply to DaftBrian [2009-07-30 17:43:34 +0000 UTC]

Taking that as a no.

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Neverland-Syndrome [2007-11-20 10:06:33 +0000 UTC]

*reads* Hmmm... I don't see anything about ghosts. Mwahahahaaa loophole!

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DaftBrian In reply to Neverland-Syndrome [2007-11-21 05:43:55 +0000 UTC]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!

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Neverland-Syndrome In reply to DaftBrian [2007-11-21 06:20:00 +0000 UTC]

Hey, I'm just saying.

And to answer your question: Tons

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iloveanima [2007-10-14 21:58:56 +0000 UTC]

lol OMG!!!!
WTF?!?!theres actually a rule for that ?!?!?!
LOL!!!!XD
...
oh poop...I guss I can give up on ryuk now.. :[

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KazeXFuu [2007-10-12 03:04:15 +0000 UTC]

This was in the Death Note manga too... I think it was the one where Light was still handcuffed to L...
*notices how wrong that sounded*
I WASN'T IMPLYING ANYTHING!!! D: It's just that it was in that volume... I forgot which one it was... Me a lazy person.

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DaftBrian In reply to KazeXFuu [2007-10-12 21:52:31 +0000 UTC]

yes, the second I saw that, it was Yaoi bait instantly.

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KazeXFuu In reply to DaftBrian [2007-10-23 12:33:39 +0000 UTC]

I'm sowwy if that sounded wrong. lol. Well, anyway, it /was/ shown during that volume, or was it the one where Higuchi died? -ish forgetful-

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AustN-Acer [2007-10-11 19:37:05 +0000 UTC]

Can you list all the rules?

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CAPS-LOCK-LOVER [2007-10-09 21:09:17 +0000 UTC]

but... but how do they make more god people thingys??? if they can't have nookie??? wat do they do??? and there are real death notes wat do you mean??? *cocks head stupidly*

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freakz4love [2007-10-09 18:45:56 +0000 UTC]

I guess that they ran out of rules ><

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halfrainbow In reply to freakz4love [2007-10-10 16:47:19 +0000 UTC]

hi. XD what does kawaii mean anyway?? ive heard it said, but only in that fangirls use it too much... *is dumb* yeah... im new to manga and all...

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freakz4love In reply to halfrainbow [2007-10-11 22:23:18 +0000 UTC]

it means cute....why can't people just say CUTE! kawaii this, kawaii that...IT'S FREAKING ANNYOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh yeah...btw if you want to learn Japanese just watch A LOT of anime and I also have a cd set and dictionary's etc...

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LeonTheWolf In reply to freakz4love [2008-06-04 02:34:20 +0000 UTC]

aww! kawaii!

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