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Published: 2006-02-16 12:05:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 98; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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Description Dear Santa,
First, let me thank you for the catnip balls, catnip mouse, treats and tissue paper.
Second, you bastard!
What were you thinking giving me ear cleaner, dental wipes, and an odorless liquid which can be sprayed on to rid me of so-called "odors"?!?!?!
I think I smell fine. I lick my fur as well as my ass several times a day. I am offended and stupified by such "gifts".
Not only was my mother tickled by these products, she decided to use them on me all at once along with those stupid nail clippers you dropped off last year.
Clearly you are a dog person.
Watch your fat ass next year, jelly boy.
---Butterscotch D. Katt
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Comments: 5

Perdikitti [2006-02-17 14:12:41 +0000 UTC]

I love it! ^^ Do you use livejournal at all? There's a community there called "note to cat" specifically for notes to (or from) cats to their owners and other such people. worth checking out if you already use their service.

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daisiedoll In reply to Perdikitti [2006-02-17 21:38:37 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. Nah, but I used to use Xanga. I need to start blogging again. That said, my kitty has her own page on Catster.com.

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Perdikitti In reply to daisiedoll [2006-02-19 11:39:21 +0000 UTC]

I want to put mine on Catster, but she's afraid of the camera. Goofy cat... ^^

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daisiedoll In reply to Perdikitti [2006-02-19 20:29:44 +0000 UTC]

Aw, I should loan her some of mine's attitude. She POSES!

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Perdikitti In reply to daisiedoll [2006-02-20 17:43:33 +0000 UTC]

lol!

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