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Hooooo boy. Fanboys and fangirls are gonna get muy salty at me for this.

Couldn’t fit in Unintentionally/Unlikable in the title due to character limits, but… *shrug*

And do I look like I care if I get salty fanbrats on me for this? Lmao no.

Figured why not update this, the original was heavily outdated and the original meme template is gone.

Meme template: www.deviantart.com/el-crany-ra… (newer one)

Time to kick down this list, folks.

10.) Mary Jane Watson - ONLY IN THE RAIMI FILMS. I used to like her as a kid, then I rewatched the Spidey trilogy. …good fucking lord, this girl is THEE basis for Taylor Swift. She consistently goes back and forth with Peter to the point of where, in the second film, she dumps him, gets engaged to another guy, dumps him at the altar, goes back to Pete… then comes the third film, she COMPLAINS to him he didn’t show up at her performance. Lady, he’s Spider-Man. He can’t be two places at once, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING COMPLAINING TO HIM ABOUT THAT WHEN HE HAS A CITY TO PROTECT-

9.) Oichi - NOT the Musou one, the Basara one. Once upon a time, I was a weeb who actually liked this girl. Then I grew tf up, got some taste, and my god… this girl has not aged well at all, in terms of character. At first, you feel bad for her because she *spoilers* watches her own husband give up his life to protect her against her brother, then she slowly goes insane, killing her sister-in-law, the bodyguard, even her own brother (who turns out to actually be not dead all along in the third game). You would think she’d progress as a character, right? Nope. My issue with her? SHE NEVER STOPS FUCKING WHINING. “It’s Ichi’s fault, it’s Ichi’s fault”… god, you’re gonna need to bring some whiskey or something, because you may as well play a drinking game every time she opens her big fat mouth to bawwww about how everything is her fault. …and have 911 on speed dial.

8.) Johnny Cage - ONLY IN THE MK LEGENDS FILMS. Take The Miz from WWE, crank the ego to 11, then take Hol Horse from JJBA but remove anything that made him likable or cool, make him a complete simp, fuse them together with the fusion dance, and what do you get? This annoying fucking prick right here. He does nothing but make cringe ass one liners, consistently simps for Sonya, yet can’t take a hint she doesn’t like him. Doesn’t help matters his confession to her was at the worst time possible, and then she magically loves him.

ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING A BRICK, WRITERS, I HAVE SEEN DISNEY PRINCESS MOVIES THAT HAD A BETTER FUCKING ROMANCE THAN THIS.

And don’t get me started on his NT self, where he one night stands Sonya, she gives birth to NOTJolyne, and the backstory for his powers made me facepalm.

Thanks writers, y’all took a character I actually liked and butchered him.

7.) Sunako Nakahara - if y’all know me, you know I hate this cunt. I was tempted and I mean WAS tempted to put Lucy from Elfen Lied on here… but at least Lucy *spoilers* dies in the manga and does not get a happy ending. Sunako, on the other hand, unfortunately does, since she gets with one of the four guys in the end. “But Gracie! Why do you hate Sunako?”

My reason for finding her unintentionally unlikable is this.

She confesses to a crush she has, he tells her she’s too ugly and he doesn’t like ugly girls.

What does she do?

…She overreacts, becoming this emo as fuck bitch that, I stg, Scorpion from MK would slap silly across the face, claiming she hates “beautiful creatures” and “embraces the ugliness”. All that because HE TOLD HER SHE WAS UGLY. She takes rejection like the dude threatened to kill her entire family and sell their body parts on the black market.

(I can tell the author who made The Wallflower series has never interacted with a man after high school who wasn’t her dad/the pizza delivery boy/a cashier.)

Doesn’t help matters her aunt, instead of, oh, I don’t know, GETTING HER TO SEE A FUCKING THERAPIST TO SEE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER, which is what any sane person would do… decides to leave her with four men (okay, yeah, totally nothing sus as fuck about that, Amirite fellas) while her aunt… conveniently fucks off and does whatever, checking up from time to time, because ya know, fuck raising your sister’s child while she and her husband are off in FUCKING AFRICA. Just leave her behind with four men to have wacky scenarios and tell them if they make her a lady, they get free rent.

…I’m also not joking, that’s literally the plot of this shitshow. It makes me wonder if Kanye West wrote this, because the plot literally screams “turn a ho into a housewife”.

It doesn’t help matters Sunako also tries to not just stalk the main four and attempt murder on them, but also on other women who come near them.

…yeah, remind me again how the fuck I’m supposed to sympathize with a psychotic cunt on levels of New Timeline Sindel.

Fuck her and fuck the fact she got a happy ending she didn’t deserve. Any man in their right mind with an IQ not in negative triple digits would be sending her to a psych ward.

I hate to say it, but those blander than dishwater pretty boys deserved better than to be stuck with a nutcase like her.

6.) Margie (Kids Next Door) - I distinctly remember this episode as a child, and not for good reasons. For those wondering, in the episode Operation F.U.T.U.R.E., Numbuh Four gets sent to an all girls school. Madame Margaret is the villain of the episode, and wants to rid the world of boys. Upon losing to her, Madame Margaret is successful in her plan (unfortunately so), where there are few boys existing. In said future, Numbuh Four (now an old man) encounters Numbuh Three’s granddaughter and has to team up with her to stop Madame Margaret. At the end of the episode, it’s revealed Margie made Madame Margaret because… *flips through cards* her brothers pick on her and tease her, so that’s why she wants a world with no boys.

Okay, yeah about that…

There’s a ton of issues with her logic, despite being intelligent.

If she rid the world of boys, exactly how would the human race be able to continue? *inb4 I get comments saying “but women can reproduce with bone marrow”, which is not my point* It’s not even specified if she even kept some of the alive… Fridge Horror doesn’t even begin to describe this.

And also, that’s the most stupidest reason to ever commit genocide.

Moving on…

5,) Lucky Chloe (Tekken) - Bitch in sheep’s clothing doesn’t begin to describe her. Despite her cute looking outfits, she abuses Eddy Gordo and thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread. She’s also completely annoying, and an utter waste of space. I pray IF Tekken 8 comes out, they don’t pull off some Mary Sue bullshit where she’s connected to the Mishimas and only she can stop Kazuya and Heihachi. If that happens, I’m eating my shirt and taking back what I said about MKX!Cassie, because whilst her knocking Shinnok out like Friday was “are you fucking kidding me” wtf, it would look like a Greek epic compared to that.

It’d make Alice from the RE movies hand her the award for “most Mary Sue bullshit”, and Alice is probably one of the biggest Sues I’ve witnessed.

4.) Mr. Krabs - my reason being, is because, in one of the season 3 episodes, he ends up selling SpongeBob to The Flying Dutchman for 62 cents. Even Squidward, of all people, thought that was the most heartless thing he could’ve done, let alone the most idiotic. And when Squidward calls you out on your baloney, you know something is up. And don’t get me started on him in the later seasons, including the episode where he nearly drove Plankton to suicide over his fear of whales. I don’t exactly hate him, but wtf did the writers do to him? Just makes it harder to like him.

3.) Mitsuhide Akechi (Samurai Warriors) - he never stfus about “peace for the land” (bruh, just hit a joint and call it a day, thanks), and don’t get me started on how he doesn’t care for Gracia, let alone find it sus af that she’s friends with the pedophiliac Mexican bootleg version of Bruno from Encanto- I mean Magoichi, or for that matter, Ghislaine Maxwell- whoops, I mean Koshosho. You’d think he’d find it sus af she’s hanging out with two grown ass MFers, but no, he barely does shit about it, and cares more about Nobunaga and betraying him than he does for her. He’s the Buck Cluck of video game dads. Speaking of!

2.) Buck Cluck (Chicken Little) - there is a reason the only thing I can remember about this film was the Numa Numa song. Buck is a total jackass to his own son. He doesn’t stand up for him when he gets bullied, neglects him consistently, says things that would traumatize a normal kid to where they don’t even trust or love their parent, and the film constantly tries to portray him as a dad who’s unable to relate to his son. Not the case, because the lard arse doesn’t even make an attempt to understand his own child. Only time he cares about his son is if he’s winning a baseball game or doing anything to remotely make him feel good about himself.

And the ironic part is?

HE’S NOT THE VILLAIN DESPITE ACTING LIKE MORE OF A VILLAIN THAN THE ONES IN THE MOVIE.

And don’t get me started on the ending where *spoilers* Foxy Loxy got brainwashed into being giddy and optimistic. I get that she was the bully, but what. The. Fuck. Writers.

Dishonorable mentions:

The entire cast of Most Popular Girls in School
Lucy (Elfen Lied)
Chloe Bourgeois (Miraculous Ladybug)
The cast of The Simpsons (later seasons, not the early ones when the show was gold)
The cast of Family Guy (season 6 - present)
Cassie Cage (MKX ONLY)
Sonya Blade (MK Legends films ONLY)
Alice (Resident Evil movies)
Naotora Ii (Samurai Warriors)
Berry Shirayuki (Tokyo Mew Mew A La Mode)

1.) Magoichi Saika (Samurai Warriors) - holy fuck, I want to absolutely smack my 15 year old self for actually liking this dude. I used to actually like him and sympathize with him when I was younger, now? Not so much. Dude tries to play morality police about “NOBUNAGA BAD NOBUNAGA BAD”, yet the fucker hits on women not just married, but even little girls old enough to be in junior high. It doesn’t help matters the writers play hot potato with his story, one minute he’s a loner who leads a group of renegades, next he’s friends with Hideyoshi, next he’s serving Masamune… HOLY SHIT WRITERS, PICK ONE. It’s not like the fucker suffers from multiple personality disorder ala Diavolo or Lucy from Elfen Lied. It really doesn’t help matters the prick thinks he’s entitled to free pussy because “hottest man in Japan”. LMAO, BTFO, YOU FUCKING INCEL.

And the fact he boohoos over killing Nobunaga not instantly solving all his issues is utterly pathetic.

Tbh, if you wanted him written correctly, just look at Hol Horse from JoJo. Enough said right then and there.

*end rant.*

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Hooooo boy. Fanboys and fangirls are gonna get muy salty at me for this.

Couldn’t fit in Unintentionally/Unlikable in the title due to character limits, but… *shrug*

And do I look like I care if I get salty fanbrats on me for this? Lmao no.

Figured why not update this, the original was heavily outdated and the original meme template is gone.

Meme template: www.deviantart.com/el-crany-ra… (newer one)

Time to kick down this list, folks.

10.) Mary Jane Watson - ONLY IN THE RAIMI FILMS. I used to like her as a kid, then I rewatched the Spidey trilogy. …good fucking lord, this girl is THEE basis for Taylor Swift. She consistently goes back and forth with Peter to the point of where, in the second film, she dumps him, gets engaged to another guy, dumps him at the altar, goes back to Pete… then comes the third film, she COMPLAINS to him he didn’t show up at her performance. Lady, he’s Spider-Man. He can’t be two places at once, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING COMPLAINING TO HIM ABOUT THAT WHEN HE HAS A CITY TO PROTECT-

9.) Oichi - NOT the Musou one, the Basara one. Once upon a time, I was a weeb who actually liked this girl. Then I grew tf up, got some taste, and my god… this girl has not aged well at all, in terms of character. At first, you feel bad for her because she *spoilers* watches her own husband give up his life to protect her against her brother, then she slowly goes insane, killing her sister-in-law, the bodyguard, even her own brother (who turns out to actually be not dead all along in the third game). You would think she’d progress as a character, right? Nope. My issue with her? SHE NEVER STOPS FUCKING WHINING. “It’s Ichi’s fault, it’s Ichi’s fault”… god, you’re gonna need to bring some whiskey or something, because you may as well play a drinking game every time she opens her big fat mouth to bawwww about how everything is her fault. …and have 911 on speed dial.

8.) Johnny Cage - ONLY IN THE MK LEGENDS FILMS. Take The Miz from WWE, crank the ego to 11, then take Hol Horse from JJBA but remove anything that made him likable or cool, make him a complete simp, fuse them together with the fusion dance, and what do you get? This annoying fucking prick right here. He does nothing but make cringe ass one liners, consistently simps for Sonya, yet can’t take a hint she doesn’t like him. Doesn’t help matters his confession to her was at the worst time possible, and then she magically loves him.

ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING A BRICK, WRITERS, I HAVE SEEN DISNEY PRINCESS MOVIES THAT HAD A BETTER FUCKING ROMANCE THAN THIS.

And don’t get me started on his NT self, where he one night stands Sonya, she gives birth to NOTJolyne, and the backstory for his powers made me facepalm.

Thanks writers, y’all took a character I actually liked and butchered him.

7.) Sunako Nakahara - if y’all know me, you know I hate this cunt. I was tempted and I mean WAS tempted to put Lucy from Elfen Lied on here… but at least Lucy *spoilers* dies in the manga and does not get a happy ending. Sunako, on the other hand, unfortunately does, since she gets with one of the four guys in the end. “But Gracie! Why do you hate Sunako?”

My reason for finding her unintentionally unlikable is this.

She confesses to a crush she has, he tells her she’s too ugly and he doesn’t like ugly girls.

What does she do?

…She overreacts, becoming this emo as fuck bitch that, I stg, Scorpion from MK would slap silly across the face, claiming she hates “beautiful creatures” and “embraces the ugliness”. All that because HE TOLD HER SHE WAS UGLY. She takes rejection like the dude threatened to kill her entire family and sell their body parts on the black market.

(I can tell the author who made The Wallflower series has never interacted with a man after high school who wasn’t her dad/the pizza delivery boy/a cashier.)

Doesn’t help matters her aunt, instead of, oh, I don’t know, GETTING HER TO SEE A FUCKING THERAPIST TO SEE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER, which is what any sane person would do… decides to leave her with four men (okay, yeah, totally nothing sus as fuck about that, Amirite fellas) while her aunt… conveniently fucks off and does whatever, checking up from time to time, because ya know, fuck raising your sister’s child while she and her husband are off in FUCKING AFRICA. Just leave her behind with four men to have wacky scenarios and tell them if they make her a lady, they get free rent.

…I’m also not joking, that’s literally the plot of this shitshow. It makes me wonder if Kanye West wrote this, because the plot literally screams “turn a ho into a housewife”.

It doesn’t help matters Sunako also tries to not just stalk the main four and attempt murder on them, but also on other women who come near them.

…yeah, remind me again how the fuck I’m supposed to sympathize with a psychotic cunt on levels of New Timeline Sindel.

Fuck her and fuck the fact she got a happy ending she didn’t deserve. Any man in their right mind with an IQ not in negative triple digits would be sending her to a psych ward.

I hate to say it, but those blander than dishwater pretty boys deserved better than to be stuck with a nutcase like her.

6.) Margie (Kids Next Door) - I distinctly remember this episode as a child, and not for good reasons. For those wondering, in the episode Operation F.U.T.U.R.E., Numbuh Four gets sent to an all girls school. Madame Margaret is the villain of the episode, and wants to rid the world of boys. Upon losing to her, Madame Margaret is successful in her plan (unfortunately so), where there are few boys existing. In said future, Numbuh Four (now an old man) encounters Numbuh Three’s granddaughter and has to team up with her to stop Madame Margaret. At the end of the episode, it’s revealed Margie made Madame Margaret because… *flips through cards* her brothers pick on her and tease her, so that’s why she wants a world with no boys.

Okay, yeah about that…

There’s a ton of issues with her logic, despite being intelligent.

If she rid the world of boys, exactly how would the human race be able to continue? *inb4 I get comments saying “but women can reproduce with bone marrow”, which is not my point* It’s not even specified if she even kept some of the alive… Fridge Horror doesn’t even begin to describe this.

And also, that’s the most stupidest reason to ever commit genocide.

Moving on…

5,) Lucky Chloe (Tekken) - Bitch in sheep’s clothing doesn’t begin to describe her. Despite her cute looking outfits, she abuses Eddy Gordo and thinks she’s the best thing since sliced bread. She’s also completely annoying, and an utter waste of space. I pray IF Tekken 8 comes out, they don’t pull off some Mary Sue bullshit where she’s connected to the Mishimas and only she can stop Kazuya and Heihachi. If that happens, I’m eating my shirt and taking back what I said about MKX!Cassie, because whilst her knocking Shinnok out like Friday was “are you fucking kidding me” wtf, it would look like a Greek epic compared to that.

It’d make Alice from the RE movies hand her the award for “most Mary Sue bullshit”, and Alice is probably one of the biggest Sues I’ve witnessed.

4.) Mr. Krabs - my reason being, is because, in one of the season 3 episodes, he ends up selling SpongeBob to The Flying Dutchman for 62 cents. Even Squidward, of all people, thought that was the most heartless thing he could’ve done, let alone the most idiotic. And when Squidward calls you out on your baloney, you know something is up. And don’t get me started on him in the later seasons, including the episode where he nearly drove Plankton to suicide over his fear of whales. I don’t exactly hate him, but wtf did the writers do to him? Just makes it harder to like him.

3.) Mitsuhide Akechi (Samurai Warriors) - he never stfus about “peace for the land” (bruh, just hit a joint and call it a day, thanks), and don’t get me started on how he doesn’t care for Gracia, let alone find it sus af that she’s friends with the pedophiliac Mexican bootleg version of Bruno from Encanto- I mean Magoichi, or for that matter, Ghislaine Maxwell- whoops, I mean Koshosho. You’d think he’d find it sus af she’s hanging out with two grown ass MFers, but no, he barely does shit about it, and cares more about Nobunaga and betraying him than he does for her. He’s the Buck Cluck of video game dads. Speaking of!

2.) Buck Cluck (Chicken Little) - there is a reason the only thing I can remember about this film was the Numa Numa song. Buck is a total jackass to his own son. He doesn’t stand up for him when he gets bullied, neglects him consistently, says things that would traumatize a normal kid to where they don’t even trust or love their parent, and the film constantly tries to portray him as a dad who’s unable to relate to his son. Not the case, because the lard arse doesn’t even make an attempt to understand his own child. Only time he cares about his son is if he’s winning a baseball game or doing anything to remotely make him feel good about himself.

And the ironic part is?

HE’S NOT THE VILLAIN DESPITE ACTING LIKE MORE OF A VILLAIN THAN THE ONES IN THE MOVIE.

And don’t get me started on the ending where *spoilers* Foxy Loxy got brainwashed into being giddy and optimistic. I get that she was the bully, but what. The. Fuck. Writers.

Dishonorable mentions:

The entire cast of Most Popular Girls in School
Lucy (Elfen Lied)
Chloe Bourgeois (Miraculous Ladybug)
The cast of The Simpsons (later seasons, not the early ones when the show was gold)
The cast of Family Guy (season 6 - present)
Cassie Cage (MKX ONLY)
Sonya Blade (MK Legends films ONLY)
Alice (Resident Evil movies)
Naotora Ii (Samurai Warriors)
Berry Shirayuki (Tokyo Mew Mew A La Mode)

1.) Magoichi Saika (Samurai Warriors) - holy fuck, I want to absolutely smack my 15 year old self for actually liking this dude. I used to actually like him and sympathize with him when I was younger, now? Not so much. Dude tries to play morality police about “NOBUNAGA BAD NOBUNAGA BAD”, yet the fucker hits on women not just married, but even little girls old enough to be in junior high. It doesn’t help matters the writers play hot potato with his story, one minute he’s a loner who leads a group of renegades, next he’s friends with Hideyoshi, next he’s serving Masamune… HOLY SHIT WRITERS, PICK ONE. It’s not like the fucker suffers from multiple personality disorder ala Diavolo or Lucy from Elfen Lied. It really doesn’t help matters the prick thinks he’s entitled to free pussy because “hottest man in Japan”. LMAO, BTFO, YOU FUCKING INCEL.

And the fact he boohoos over killing Nobunaga not instantly solving all his issues is utterly pathetic.

Tbh, if you wanted him written correctly, just look at Hol Horse from JoJo. Enough said right then and there.

*end rant.*