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NightFurytheBlack [2014-06-11 02:28:00 +0000 UTC]
As much as I like both franchises, I think everyone can agree...
In an actual fight, UNSC > COG
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omegabill117 [2014-03-26 09:07:23 +0000 UTC]
Actually I think that just about everyone will agree that warhammer 40k would win thanks to EXTERMINATUS
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omegabill117 [2014-03-26 09:04:43 +0000 UTC]
Halo universe also has cyclops mechs which literally use chunks of buildings as ammo also ODST hell jumpers and finally MAC blasts from the spirit of fire.
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Maximiser16 [2013-09-16 01:01:02 +0000 UTC]
Do the COGs have a giant one-maned piloted mech suit that can tea-bag people? No? Didn't think so, Mantis is awesome.
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jaredsmith19988 [2013-09-15 22:59:56 +0000 UTC]
true, lancer is awesome, that is a "your argument is invalid" line
but what about halos spaceships?
they could destroy the hammers of dawn and pelt them from orbit, something im surprised they never do
still, the lancer is byfar the best gun ever designed
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emprahsque23 [2013-09-03 14:20:51 +0000 UTC]
Super tank? I'm pretty sure that the Scorpion was a really cheap scouting tank, which they used quite often because how else are they gonna fight an empire full of fanatical aliens and you don't have enough resources?
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ChocolateRa [2013-07-31 14:11:55 +0000 UTC]
Orbital Drop Shock Troopers.
Four words, one acronym and ALL BADASS!
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Sombraptor [2013-06-07 15:22:33 +0000 UTC]
Because you don't need them when you have a Spartan Laser! And Brute weaponry is close enough anyway.
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Phendranaguardian [2013-04-20 02:35:52 +0000 UTC]
unsc:
-mass drive bomb (lose)
- lost many worlds (lose)
- pelicans (lose)
-A.J. Johnson (tie)
-Super soldiers (win)
-Have spaceships (win x2)
Cog:
-hammer of dawn (win)
- kept a single world (win)
-raven (win)
-Cole Train (tie)
-badass soldiers (lose)
-can't space travel (lose x2)
Total: Tie
UNSC 3
COG 3
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Greyman95 [2012-12-11 20:12:05 +0000 UTC]
i want a chainsaw in halo
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shaemhameforash [2012-11-15 22:38:25 +0000 UTC]
UNSC may not have a chainsaw on it's assault rifle, but look at the Brute weaponry ; )
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rc-1260 [2012-10-31 01:38:58 +0000 UTC]
why not just give spartans lancers?
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wolf-boss31 [2012-10-29 04:25:44 +0000 UTC]
The UNSC didnt fall apart, the COG did....so there, thats why i think UNSC is better
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Phendranaguardian In reply to wolf-boss31 [2013-04-20 02:25:02 +0000 UTC]
...they lost multiple planets and almost lost earth, the cog managed to keep their 1 planet.
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wolf-boss31 In reply to Phendranaguardian [2013-04-20 02:30:01 +0000 UTC]
yeah, but the UNSC stayed together and the COG turned into "scavengers"
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Phendranaguardian In reply to wolf-boss31 [2013-04-20 02:43:05 +0000 UTC]
true, true. I never really got why they even did that, i've read the books and it still makes little sense for their reasoning
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JasonWolfe [2012-08-15 01:14:07 +0000 UTC]
MA5B w/ Chainsaw bayonet . . . Covies are shittin' their britches.
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Wolffman101 [2012-05-29 03:34:50 +0000 UTC]
But, UNSC would rofl stomp COG without trying (if a battle or war actually occured)
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Blood-Hawk-531 [2012-05-15 22:47:38 +0000 UTC]
Does the COG have any big-ass cannons that can fire shells bigger than a tank? No? I didn't think so.
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Phendranaguardian In reply to Blood-Hawk-531 [2013-04-20 02:26:10 +0000 UTC]
they have a space laser that can wipe out an entire city in one strike... I think that beats a cannon
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RedMoon45 [2012-04-03 01:18:43 +0000 UTC]
Well Does the COG has a Over Powered pistol that can kill instantly? No i guess so
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Seth-Carmine [2012-02-07 03:44:47 +0000 UTC]
The UNSC and the COG should team up, The UNSC has the awesome Halo 1 Pistol, the COG has the awesome Snub Pistol. They should team up
Bungie + Epic games = woah..
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Iamalocustdrone935 [2012-02-01 03:55:19 +0000 UTC]
I approve, but quick question to spartan, never bring a sword to a boomshot fight
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Ryako-Asakora [2011-10-29 22:32:23 +0000 UTC]
Do you have swords made from the stuff that the sun is made of?
Or Sargeant Major Avery Junior Johnson?
Check good sir.
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GBunny1234 [2011-08-29 06:43:07 +0000 UTC]
Master Chief would win because HES EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AnEnemySpy [2011-07-14 07:22:42 +0000 UTC]
Chainsaw, meet Nova Bomb.
BOOM!
COG is defeated in one blast.
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AnEnemySpy In reply to Phendranaguardian [2013-04-21 02:49:10 +0000 UTC]
Hammer of Dawn is nothing compared to the destructive power of a Nova Bomb. And anyway, the Hammer only points down. A UNSC ship could win the war without deploying a single marine.
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Phendranaguardian In reply to AnEnemySpy [2013-04-23 20:04:17 +0000 UTC]
more powerfull, nah. but you're right about not being able to turn the HOD, it's mainly for taking out ground infantry regardless
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AnEnemySpy In reply to Phendranaguardian [2013-04-24 05:06:04 +0000 UTC]
Do you even know what a Nova bomb is? The Hammer is like a pen light next to it.
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Phendranaguardian In reply to AnEnemySpy [2013-04-24 18:01:34 +0000 UTC]
yeah I know what it is, a highly rare prototype weapon of an unpredictable payload. When used within an atmospheric location its destructive ablitiy is greatly reduced making it primarily for use in space where the lack of atmosphere allows it to expand beyond it's nuke-sized detonation radius. In other words, unless you use it in space, it's pretty much just an explosion a little over the size of a nuke. Hense why the unsc even has to deploy ground troops in the first place.
Hammer of dawn: A weapon specifically created to beat the nuclear warhead. The HOD is a series of immulsion powered satelites initially used for destroying entire fleets of sea ships in seconds. Eventually they had to be turned upon each of humanity's prime cities, leaving nothing but ash in their wake for miles past the city's borders. Within that strike, 90% of the planet's surface was wiped out. The COG have also been able to pinpoint small targets with smaller versions of the HOD (as seen in the game) these smaller versions only tend to be a meter in diameter but are able to turn anything they touch into a pile of tin and flesh regardless.
Conclusion: A nova bomb is still in the testing stage and of little use on planets while the HOD remains superior to any air-to-ground based weapon, created for the sole purpose of overtaking the nuklear weapon in arms development.
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AnEnemySpy In reply to Phendranaguardian [2013-04-24 22:15:49 +0000 UTC]
The UNSC deploys ground forces because they are trying to hold territory, something you can't do with a bomb. One single Nova bomb cracked a moon in half and hit a planet with a blastwave that created windstorms powerful enough to flatten cities and caused massive tidal waves covering an entire hemisphere, flooding the entire planet with radiation and rendering it uninhabitable. The UNSC doesn't need a full arsenal of these things. All they need is one.
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Phendranaguardian In reply to AnEnemySpy [2013-04-25 18:55:28 +0000 UTC]
Too bad that's never been the UNSC's method. Or else the covenant would have been dealt with in no time.
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AnEnemySpy In reply to Phendranaguardian [2013-04-25 19:40:10 +0000 UTC]
The UNSC aren't out attacking Covenant planets though because they don't really know where they are. In this scenario though, the only way these two factions fight each other is if the UNSC attacks Sera, because the COG has no way off the planet. Whether the UNSC go straight for their biggest baddest weapon depends on what kind of a fight this is. Are they fighting for control of Sera, trying to wipe each other out, or is the UNSC just trying to show the COG who's boss? Because no matter what, this ends in a UNSC victory. The COG simply do not have the resources to win.
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hand-of-ruin [2011-06-23 20:03:34 +0000 UTC]
Lol gears!
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Kaboom62 [2011-03-06 01:21:26 +0000 UTC]
fuck the chainsaw, reach has lightsabers :/
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ClaytonCarmine468 [2010-11-25 20:16:07 +0000 UTC]
this made me choke on a big mac
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mobius-118 [2010-06-13 05:41:13 +0000 UTC]
pelicans ftw!
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hazmaster In reply to hmsnike [2011-01-27 05:08:46 +0000 UTC]
damn straight.Sergeant A.J.Johnson can snipe you from 200 yards...with a shotgun.
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hmsnike In reply to hazmaster [2011-01-27 06:38:01 +0000 UTC]
With a shotgun that he built IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!
And the Sar'major has laser eyes.
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hazmaster In reply to hmsnike [2011-01-27 19:26:36 +0000 UTC]
He's as crafty as a fox,taking pottery classes,at a community college...that accepts foxes.
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hmsnike In reply to hazmaster [2011-01-27 19:53:32 +0000 UTC]
And he can't be killed!
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hazmaster In reply to hmsnike [2011-01-27 20:04:31 +0000 UTC]
precisely!
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Demondragonsoul In reply to hazmaster [2011-02-10 10:14:51 +0000 UTC]
......thats percisely why hes the only damn marine who can walk with the spartan II's and not die.....well except at the end of halo 3 but that was a wuss strike....meaning out of nowehre sentinal lazer shit.....and he went out with a fucking BANG!...or did he?
and lets face it...unsc has MAC guns....and fucking NOVA nukes (the big ass fleet killer/planet slayer nuke)....so unsc wins by the big guns...and the fact that the locust while do numerous shit to humans...they dont turn entire planets to glass while sentient beings are still on it....hell theyd never even think of useing real stealth elite units anyway...dumbasses.
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